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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Yea, I don't think any of that helps. I worked briefly at Freshii, a healthy fast food place, and a guy comes in says "I'm a vegan so what is vegan?" when literally our entire menu is vegetables, and any protein is extra, and they include falafale and tofu. At that point you're either just dumb or feel the need to announce their dietary habits.

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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

teen witch posted:

Better an outfit that looks sorta put together than nothing. People make do with what they have.

Anyway, for content (crossposting it from the tankie thread):



Where is the tankie thread?? :swoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?MaoistRebelNews2?videos
Here is this guy's youtube videos. Just reading their titles is enough to give you a good impression of what an insufferable knob he is.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Here love: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788502&pagenumber=3&perpage=40

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


The gently caress is a Tankie?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Inzombiac posted:

The gently caress is a Tankie?

My impression is that they're state communists or at least support any regime that opposes the imperialist empire no matter how dubious they are.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Consider yourself F'ZONED like a P'ZONE.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Inzombiac posted:

The gently caress is a Tankie?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3553037&userid=138237

Jane Goodall
Sep 29, 2007

Dreddout posted:

Pretty soon people will be trepanning themselves as a fashion statement.

Hate to break it to you...

http://www.vice.com/read/meet-the-man-who-drilled-a-hole-in-his-own-skull-to-stay-high-forever

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Hihohe posted:

I seriously wanna see these people when they are 60 to 80 years old. gonna look like some sorta masochistic goblins with all that flesh hangin down.

I used to work with a guy who in his mid-20s grew self-aware enough to have his two-inch gauges surgically repaired. I wonder how many cosmetic surgeons had the prescience to specialize in ears since the early 00's?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Or this, which I thought it was already an oblique reference to:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ake-bigger.html

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

But can I be high forever without drilling a hole in my skull??

Data Graham posted:

Or this, which I thought it was already an oblique reference to:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ake-bigger.html

That url is pretty funny but I have no desire to click on it

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Bast Relief posted:

Consider yourself F'ZONED like a P'ZONE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



A good thread.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Bast Relief posted:

Consider yourself F'ZONED like a P'ZONE.

Straight from the Megazone!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Discovery Zone kicked rear end when I was a kid. An arcade/laser tag/pizza place? You bet your bottom dollar I was friends with every kid that was having their birthday party there!

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I developed keloids after a standard ear piercing and had plastic surgery to repair them. This is a relatively common thing, though more so among black women than light skinned women like me, so I suspect many surgeons can do those repairs.

LanceFancypants
Apr 28, 2013
I had my ear lobes repaired not too long ago. They were stretched out to 7/8ths of an inch. I had taken the plugs out a while ago and was sick of having big, fleshy holes in my ears. I was a dumbass teenager. I'm still kind of a dumbass, but less of one at least.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

Dreddout posted:

How do these people not die of infection?

I mean jfc! Gauges are one thing, but for the love of god don't cut holes into your body!

Pretty soon people will be trepanning themselves as a fashion statement.

Chances are those are healed stretched piercings, hence them not "dying of infection." You can stretch p much any piercing, including cartilage piercings. I worked with a guy with 3 stretched lip piercings, not quite big enough to put his tongue through but a 0 gauge for those who are familiar with sizes.

Hihohe posted:

I seriously wanna see these people when they are 60 to 80 years old. gonna look like some sorta masochistic goblins with all that flesh hangin down.

Skin is generally pretty elastic when you're young and without jewelry in they'll shrink a lot. Not likely to ever completely close, but unless you go really big it'll close to a point pretty well. My lobes shrunk 13mm when I took them out for a while, which doesn't sound like a lot but it is when it's a small lobe(from 5/8 to 2g). Around an inch or more is where you typically end up running into problems, though

kamille
Mar 18, 2016
I've been waiting for a good time to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc0n4PxQsUI

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Friend Zone sounds like a name for one of those 90's Nickelodeon gameshows.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Copying this here from yospos because aaaaaaaaaaaa


Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Trig Discipline posted:

Copying this here from yospos because aaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm so confused

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
My rear end in a top hat is gone it clenched so hard from that hug/air kiss uuuuuuuggghhh

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Psychobabble! posted:

Chances are those are healed stretched piercings, hence them not "dying of infection." You can stretch p much any piercing, including cartilage piercings. I worked with a guy with 3 stretched lip piercings, not quite big enough to put his tongue through but a 0 gauge for those who are familiar with sizes.
Okay, but what about your gums? Having a big gaping hole in your lower lip will help dry out your gums pretty quick.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Trig Discipline posted:

Copying this here from yospos because aaaaaaaaaaaa

Jesus Murphy I could barely watch this.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Stolen from IoSM

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Trig Discipline posted:

Copying this here from yospos because aaaaaaaaaaaa

"The Learning Channel"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I always wanted to take a picture of this guy that was always on the bus on my morning commute a few years ago. He had really badly infected gauged ears. They were so badly infected that the pus actually was leaking out from the ear to the plug causing a crust to form.


I hope this is a joke because it's pretty clear his monocle is a plastic lid. Though with the nerd obession with silly hats and looking "classy" who knows?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIUfek7y2M
From the Sonic is terrible and all his fandom should be put on an island somewhere file
That last video, the end of it looks like the start of some Sonic twink porn.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I'm late to the party but what was the original thread title? I saw some people asking a ways back and I'm curious now.

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


Trig Discipline posted:

Copying this here from yospos because aaaaaaaaaaaa
Good God you gotta love the set design of giant white spaces and long cold corridors to maximize the awkwardness and lengthen the walk of shame afterwards.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Ok Fella posted:

I'm late to the party but what was the original thread title? I saw some people asking a ways back and I'm curious now.

Something to do with this I think




(any excuse to post that picture too)

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Ok Fella posted:

I'm late to the party but what was the original thread title? I saw some people asking a ways back and I'm curious now.

The original was "the return of the problem child"

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

twistedmentat posted:

nerd obession with silly hats

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Data Graham posted:

"The Learning Channel"

Terribly Lurid Cringe

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

china bot posted:

Terribly Lurid Cringe

I remember when it used to just be the second Discovery Channel :(

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Trig Discipline posted:

Copying this here from yospos because aaaaaaaaaaaa

This was physically painful to watch, thanks.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
http://www.xojane.com/healthy/feminism-prolapsed-my-uterus
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/obsessed-with-benedict-cumberbatch

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I love you guys. This is the same guys next kiss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzzGEVq5Mg

FINALLY SUCCESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE

I was having a hard day but it's turning around with the Whirly Dirly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZZMatkX7MU


Ahhh the mouth sounds... I'm developing missophonia on the fly.

WrenP-Complete has a new favorite as of 21:08 on Sep 21, 2016

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrXakd_r6I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128QoyurBdk


Just sitting and smiling. :)

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Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

WrenP-Complete posted:

I love you guys. This is the same guys next kiss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzzGEVq5Mg

FINALLY SUCCESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE

I was having a hard day but it's turning around with the Whirly Dirly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZZMatkX7MU


Ahhh the mouth sounds... I'm developing missophonia on the fly.

You could make an art installation out of these video stills. Every one is gold. I just imagine a squeaky *pfweeeeeee* sound as the first two blow out their mouths

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