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You need to attack from an advantage. Don't forget to have allies and also make sure your allies are tougher than theirs. Also try to goad the AI into attacking across a river or into mountains or something. Definitely never do that yourself. And always have a general, even if it's a lovely one.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:54
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New Stellaris dev diary came out this morning with info about the next big update and also a Story Pack which looks like DLC https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/stellaris-dev-diary-46-enclaves.969801/
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Sep 19, 2016 11:53
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good changes in the next ck2 patch https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-dev-diary-24-the-2-6-2-patch.970021/
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Sep 21, 2016 09:04
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Absolutely no coincidence that as soon as Groogy got moved to CK2, every patch made it worse, and as soon as he left, every patch made it better
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Sep 21, 2016 09:25
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Larry Parrish posted:Absolutely no coincidence that as soon as Groogy got moved to CK2, every patch made it worse, and as soon as he left, every patch made it better
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Sep 21, 2016 09:52
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Larry Parrish posted:Absolutely no coincidence that as soon as Groogy got moved to CK2, every patch made it worse, and as soon as he left, every patch made it better
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Sep 21, 2016 13:17
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Larry Parrish posted:Absolutely no coincidence that as soon as Groogy got moved to CK2, every patch made it worse, and as soon as he left, every patch made it better what's he infecting now
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Sep 21, 2016 13:46
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Stelaris
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Sep 21, 2016 14:40
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Average Bear posted:Stelaris nooo
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Sep 21, 2016 14:42
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wiz looks like he calls the shots for that, so i dont think groogy is going to have much say
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Sep 21, 2016 14:47
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I'm not very good at games like CK2 and EUIV, but I still try. I almost unified Ireland once in CK2. That is my map gaming thread contribution for the day. Also what are the thoughts on HoI4? Yay or nay?
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Sep 21, 2016 15:32
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i enjoyed it. it doesn't feel like it has as much depth/replayability as ck2 or eu4, air combat is bad, and the ai has a really hard time with some things (e.g. multiple widely separated fronts), but I'd say there's at least 40+ good hours to be had with it. probably going to play another game with it in the next patch, maybe try a france game. (it's really designed for people to play the major powers; the minors are much more of an afterthought than in other games.)
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Sep 21, 2016 16:45
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hoi4 is good but you'll only play it once. maybe twice if you wanna be allies and then axis or vice versa. it can be a sandbox but it's not very good at it
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Sep 21, 2016 16:51
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Unfunny Poster posted:I'm not very good at games like CK2 and EUIV, but I still try. I almost unified Ireland once in CK2. That is my map gaming thread contribution for the day. I once unified the British isles before my first ruler died, you little poo poo. Sit the gently caress down.
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Sep 21, 2016 17:01
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It's cute when a little noob wanders into this thread after reading captain Andy's retarded ck2 guide all proud and full of unearned swag because they conquered Ulster one time. Go back to Games.
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Sep 21, 2016 17:03
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Hangs a sign on the door of the thread that says "No Noobs Allowed" before Larry Parrish sticks his head out the window and says "hyuk".
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Sep 21, 2016 17:05
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who is captain andy
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Sep 21, 2016 17:07
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noobs gotta start somewhere
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corn in the bible posted:who is captain andy He copied Kerch's cool ck2 guide in a ck2 tutorial LP but loving sucked rear end at the game.
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Sep 21, 2016 17:08
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callin someone a noob when your playing ck2 instead of deus vult
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Sep 21, 2016 17:08
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we were all noobs once...... i'll never forget those hoi3 tutorial feels
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Sep 21, 2016 17:14
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I once unified the British isles before my first ruler died, you little poo poo. Sit the gently caress down. Will you teach me how to be a great CK2 player?
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Sep 21, 2016 17:32
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I conquered the world as the Dominican Republic in HoI4, but it was the release version and it crashed during the peace conference. I was going to own all of the Americas and the UK.  HoI4 made it a lot easier to play as some worthless minor with the national focus system, because you can pile up tons of factories into your impoverished one province island nation, and with the political advisors you can join whatever bloc you want. Commoners fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Sep 21, 2016 |
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Sep 21, 2016 17:47
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HoI4 is the best multiplayer paradox title to date. Last time I played it online I claimed I was going to join the fascist alliance against the democratic Germany and France but instead I flipped communist, which was who the democrats and fascists decided to kill first. Before the session ended I pretty much only had Warsaw left but we had a like 3:1 KD ratio. The Soviets and the USA had two players to handle their huge fronts and it worked pretty well.
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Sep 21, 2016 18:46
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elf help book posted:noobs gotta start somewhere I started by buying and playing he game instead of watching an epic Lets Play
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In Training posted:I started by buying and playing he game instead of watching an epic Lets Play i started a game of eu3 and promptly disbanded my army like in ck
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Knuc U Kinte posted:It's cute when a little noob wanders into this thread after reading captain Andy's retarded ck2 guide all proud and full of unearned swag because they conquered Ulster one time. Go back to Games. lmao
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Sep 21, 2016 20:01
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I figured out what demesne is
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Sep 21, 2016 20:06
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elf help book posted:i started a game of eu3 and promptly disbanded my army like in ck My first Paradox experience was buying Vicky 2 and then going home and immediately trying to start a game as Travancore
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Sep 21, 2016 21:02
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How are the Vicky 2 expansions, btw? Anything good beyond the added start date?
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Sep 21, 2016 21:21
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Lots of changes, they are pretty much required for Vicky 2 to be fun imo.
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Sep 21, 2016 21:27
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yeah, with the older paradox games (anything before ck2, so eu3, vicky 2, etc), you really do need to buy all of the expansions. it was only a few years ago that they started releasing bugfixes separately from expansions. other fun old paradox jokes: "eu3 complete"
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Sep 21, 2016 21:49
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I was one of the degenerate freaks that loved V2 even without the expansions but yeah the expansions still make it a hundred times better. It's still the only Paradox game I've played to completion.
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Sep 21, 2016 22:31
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it helps that it's a fraction of the length of the others (thank god)
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Sep 21, 2016 22:44
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PleasingFungus posted:other fun old paradox jokes: "eu3 complete" it's still on sale on steam, lmao
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Sep 21, 2016 23:18
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I believe I own EU3 complete and no other DLC. It's the first paradox game I played
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:My first Paradox experience was buying Vicky 2 and then going home and immediately trying to start a game as Travancore My first experience was with V1, and I was playing multiplayer with a friend. He was The Papal States and was spending all of his money on making explosives factories in the Vatican. I was Sweden and I spent all of my money building level 10 fortifications in every single province that I owned.
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Sep 21, 2016 23:35
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In Training posted:I believe I own EU3 complete and no other DLC. It's the first paradox game I played i never played eu3 before httt; 'complete' doesn't have casus belli, right?
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Commoners posted:My first experience was with V1, and I was playing multiplayer with a friend. He was The Papal States and was spending all of his money on making explosives factories in the Vatican. I was Sweden and I spent all of my money building level 10 fortifications in every single province that I owned.
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