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RareAcumen posted:
quote:This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.
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# ? Sep 21, 2016 22:18 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:20 |
I would have left too.
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# ? Sep 21, 2016 22:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8o7JzJYGI
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# ? Sep 21, 2016 22:41 |
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Aaaaag just relax you poor goofy fucker
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# ? Sep 21, 2016 23:15 |
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For reals. Why didn't ask these people just practice kidding with their older step cousin like the rest of us?
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# ? Sep 21, 2016 23:27 |
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ShootaBoy posted:Seeing this picture reminded me of something. It reminded me that I had something saved from an ancient ancestor of this thread. C'mon. It's the alfatbet.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:14 |
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china bot posted:http://www.xojane.com/healthy/feminism-prolapsed-my-uterus IIRC the best article was the one where a lady got so much cat hair in her own vagina that it almost pulled out her IUD
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 01:25 |
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cash crab posted:IIRC the best article was the one where a lady got so much cat hair in her own vagina that it almost pulled out her IUD Come on, you know the rules, where's the link?
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 01:27 |
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Haha, oops, sorry: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/my-gynecologist-found-a-ball-of-cat-hair-in-my-vagina
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 01:31 |
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cash crab posted:Haha, oops, sorry: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/my-gynecologist-found-a-ball-of-cat-hair-in-my-vagina quote:My theory is that our sheets are to blame: I'm not very good at making the bed every day so Cricket and Donut have free reign. My fiance and I don't use condoms so it'd be easy for him to unknowingly have some hair on his penis and during sex it'd be easy for that hair to migrate to my strings where everything got all tangled up. None of that is ok
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 01:36 |
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Xojane is a really good website http://www.xojane.com/fun/my-secret-feminist-weapon http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/i-got-drunk-and-talked-to-dead-people
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:08 |
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cash crab posted:Haha, oops, sorry: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/my-gynecologist-found-a-ball-of-cat-hair-in-my-vagina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxJL_fi5teo
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:09 |
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There are four articles on that website with the word queef in the headline
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:10 |
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And all the articles are typed equivalents of queefs, oddly enough.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:51 |
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cash crab posted:And all the articles are typed equivalents of queefs, oddly enough. It's that the N word for women use for each other? ? Will it be taboo for a man to say it in mixed company?
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:56 |
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I wish thread titles could be longer
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:58 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:None of that is ok Motherfucker do you have any idea how a cervix works or how far back an IUD is? How is this physically possible, either you have a gaping baby dispenser or your bf's dick is like one of those novelty long floppy pencils e: how would a hair migrate into your uterus what the gently caress is this???
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:58 |
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Panfilo posted:It's that the N word for women use for each other? ? Will it be taboo for a man to say it in mixed company? What
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:59 |
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Xen Tricks posted:Motherfucker do you have any idea how a cervix works or how far back an IUD is? How is this physically possible, either you have a gaping baby dispenser or your bf's dick is like one of those novelty long floppy pencils There's also the part where he drags his dicks around the sheets before sex.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:01 |
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oldpainless posted:What More like old queefless
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:03 |
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Xen Tricks posted:Motherfucker do you have any idea how a cervix works or how far back an IUD is? How is this physically possible, either you have a gaping baby dispenser or your bf's dick is like one of those novelty long floppy pencils ?? Where does it say that the hair was in the uterus? And the hair was attached to the strings, not the IUD.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:05 |
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oldpainless posted:What It's it a verb? Like "Martha really queefed that job interview yesterday. Yeah she was totally unprepared." An adjective? "That was a real queef thing to do , pretending to spill your drink by accident like that, Cindy."
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:06 |
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cash crab posted:?? Where does it say that the hair was in the uterus? And the hair was attached to the strings, not the IUD. Oh OK sorry I missed that and assumed just the cross part of the IUD. Still, aren't those strings fairly small? How do you get a sizable amount of anything tangled in it, much less enough to drag out something that is rather firmly in there e quote:I hesitate to bring up the fact that these “tampon fibers” look exactly like the piles of goo that Donut hacks up every few days because Jesus I don't know what kinds of questions that might bring up but I sure as hell don't want to deal with them so instead I make an awkward joke about never wearing tampons again. Xen Tricks has a new favorite as of 03:10 on Sep 22, 2016 |
# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:07 |
I'm not mung, you're mung
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:08 |
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Xen Tricks posted:Oh OK sorry I missed that and assumed just the cross part of the IUD. Still, aren't those strings fairly small? How do you get a sizable amount of anything tangled in it, much less enough to drag out something that is rather firmly in there Strings are left long enough for users to be able to feel them with their own fingers so that they can ensure the IUD is still in place. Furthermore, you get a sizeable amount of stuff in there by being a disgusting bad person
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:13 |
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OK thank you I have no experiences with them as I'm sure you can tell. To continue the topic of vaginal horror, here is this classic where a lady has a yeast infection and makes bread with it quote:It all started with a fatal combination of a slightly perverse sense of humour, a keenly scientific mind, and touch of the thrush. Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself “maybe I could make bread with that”. And that ticked into, “well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway” and then a “gently caress, would that even work?” and then I got curious and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water. Makes me physically nauseous
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:16 |
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Vaginas are hiding spots and bakeries
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:18 |
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Weaksauce. The first thing you think of when you encounter yeast shouldn't be bread, it should be beer. The same objection keeps coming up if you google something like "beer from yeast infection". Many people like to point out that beer yeast and the yeast that causes most infections in people are not closely related. But that's not really a strong counterpoint, many people have successfully made beer using yeast from various sources. Plenty of single-celled organisms have the necessary cellular machinery to convert sugar into booze. Like yeast in the mouths of the beetles she was studying. (She claims in an interview she had to stop making beetle-mouth-yeast beer because she was drinking too much). Just to be clear: I don't think there's anything AUG at all about Dr. Six or her work.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 03:32 |
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cash crab posted:Vaginas are hiding spots and bakeries Mine definitely is. Xen Tricks posted:OK thank you I have no experiences with them as I'm sure you can tell. The strings are also a pair or thin plastic/nylon strings. Slightly thicker than fishing line.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 04:05 |
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Bad school portraits!
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 04:13 |
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ExecuDork posted:Weaksauce. The first thing you think of when you encounter yeast shouldn't be bread, it should be beer. This is a well researched post
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 04:13 |
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That's the look of the coolest 11 year old in the school. pssh, whatever. School photos are lame anyways.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 04:25 |
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Choco1980 posted:That's the look of the coolest 11 year old in the school. pssh, whatever. School photos are lame anyways. I especially like the clearly "It's school pictures day, can you believe my mom made me wear this" subtext of said look
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 04:34 |
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cash crab posted:I wish thread titles could be longer I'm currently happy to be the catalyst for both the AUG and IOSM thread titles.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 05:11 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 05:19 |
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I said it before and I'll say it again: The sprinkle butthole is a nice addition.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 05:24 |
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MeetMe is a treasure trove of AUG. You get thing like Bad tattoo artists plying their trade And this
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 05:28 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 05:31 |
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The smile that saved me the time of watching hundreds of episodes of bad and boring anime.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 06:34 |
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That's all anime, though.
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