RareAcumen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrXakd_r6I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128QoyurBdk


Just sitting and smiling.

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This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.
About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the
house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we
aren't expecting anyone. I realize I didn't check to see if the doors
were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving
around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs,
towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male
voice say "Hello?". Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and
smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he
promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.
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Garrand posted:

ShootaBoy posted:

Seeing this picture reminded me of something. It reminded me that I had something saved from an ancient ancestor of this thread.

I present The Alphefat.

china bot posted:

http://www.xojane.com/healthy/feminism-prolapsed-my-uterus
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/obsessed-with-benedict-cumberbatch

cash crab posted:

IIRC the best article was the one where a lady got so much cat hair in her own vagina that it almost pulled out her IUD

cash crab posted:

Haha, oops, sorry: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/my-gynecologist-found-a-ball-of-cat-hair-in-my-vagina

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My theory is that our sheets are to blame: I'm not very good at making the bed every day so Cricket and Donut have free reign. My fiance and I don't use condoms so it'd be easy for him to unknowingly have some hair on his penis and during sex it'd be easy for that hair to migrate to my strings where everything got all tangled up.

cash crab posted:

Haha, oops, sorry: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/my-gynecologist-found-a-ball-of-cat-hair-in-my-vagina

cash crab posted:

And all the articles are typed equivalents of queefs, oddly enough.

Guy Goodbody posted:

None of that is ok

Panfilo posted:

It's that the N word for women use for each other? ? Will it be taboo for a man to say it in mixed company?

Xen Tricks posted:

Motherfucker do you have any idea how a cervix works or how far back an IUD is? How is this physically possible, either you have a gaping baby dispenser or your bf's dick is like one of those novelty long floppy pencils

oldpainless posted:

What

Xen Tricks posted:

Motherfucker do you have any idea how a cervix works or how far back an IUD is? How is this physically possible, either you have a gaping baby dispenser or your bf's dick is like one of those novelty long floppy pencils


e: how would a hair migrate into your uterus what the gently caress is this???

oldpainless posted:

What

cash crab posted:

?? Where does it say that the hair was in the uterus? And the hair was attached to the strings, not the IUD.

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I hesitate to bring up the fact that these “tampon fibers” look exactly like the piles of goo that Donut hacks up every few days because Jesus I don't know what kinds of questions that might bring up but I sure as hell don't want to deal with them so instead I make an awkward joke about never wearing tampons again.

Xen Tricks posted:

Oh OK sorry I missed that and assumed just the cross part of the IUD. Still, aren't those strings fairly small? How do you get a sizable amount of anything tangled in it, much less enough to drag out something that is rather firmly in there

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It all started with a fatal combination of a slightly perverse sense of humour, a keenly scientific mind, and touch of the thrush. Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself “maybe I could make bread with that”. And that ticked into, “well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway” and then a “gently caress, would that even work?” and then I got curious and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.

cash crab posted:

Vaginas are hiding spots and bakeries

Xen Tricks posted:

OK thank you I have no experiences with them as I'm sure you can tell.

ExecuDork posted:

Weaksauce. The first thing you think of when you encounter yeast shouldn't be bread, it should be beer.

The same objection keeps coming up if you google something like "beer from yeast infection". Many people like to point out that beer yeast and the yeast that causes most infections in people are not closely related. But that's not really a strong counterpoint, many people have successfully made beer using yeast from various sources. Plenty of single-celled organisms have the necessary cellular machinery to convert sugar into booze.

Like yeast in the mouths of the beetles she was studying. (She claims in an interview she had to stop making beetle-mouth-yeast beer because she was drinking too much). Just to be clear: I don't think there's anything AUG at all about Dr. Six or her work.

cash crab posted:

Choco1980 posted:

That's the look of the coolest 11 year old in the school. pssh, whatever. School photos are lame anyways.

cash crab posted:

I wish thread titles could be longer

kizudarake posted: