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BrigadierSensible posted:Don't most "2 for 1" specials have caveats? Such as 1 per customer, for equal or lesser value, must be the same thing, tell your server at time or purchase etc. So you can't use your discount to go towards a different bill. Almost except it was the guy from the couple, looking at other girls. Which totally justifies... Meddling in their affairs by... Helping her to get the divorce OP knows she needs?? ???
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BrigadierSensible posted:Dude overhears an argument, (which apparently started over a creep ogling the couples daughters who are not mentioned again)... ...huh? Did we read the same STDH? edit: ohhhhh I just realized how you misinterpreted it, but holy poo poo that's a sideways reading of the sentences. Mr. Belpit has a new favorite as of 09:21 on Sep 22, 2016 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:(which apparently started over a creep ogling the couples daughters who are not mentioned again) It started over the husband ogling other girls. There are no daughters.
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Minivanquote:This troper was once walking around his neighborhood with a friend of his carrying bottles of Fitz's (a soda company from St. Louis) Root Beer. We happened to take off the labels, and we were stopped by my friend's uncle who jokingly asked where we got the beer, an annoying housewife speaking on the phone in her minivan, and some teenagers asking us where we had gotten the beer. Mocktails quote:This troper's college had an 'Alcohol Awareness Week', and in the cafeteria they were serving free "Mocktails", mixed drinks that were basically orange soda and Sprite with splashes of fruity syrup and a lime wedge. This troper got into a debate with the people serving them over the logic of demoting one drug (alcohol) while promoting another, more addictive drug (caffeine). The argument ended like this: IM quote:This troper has in past resorted to teaching females nerdy pursuits, introducing them to his tastes in (extremely loud heavy metal) music, and so forth. A Crowning Moment Of Awesome of this was teaching binary to a chatroom full of girls using a seldom-used function of an IM program and it actually sticking Calculus quote:This troper was very, very intrigued when he saw one of his female friends walk into Calculus class in full Star Trek uniform. Four years later, we're engaged...and we still both love Trek. Makeout quote:At a Slumber Party after watching Knights Of Ramune. With this troper's Hot Amazon Bokukko Meganekko Genki Girl sempai. Which eventually evolved into a three-way makeout session when this troper's Hot Blooded redheaded rival got in on the action. And to think, she might never have met either of them if her sempai hadn't found out she liked Sailor Moon and Star Trek and her rival hadn't been a Harry Potter fangirl... Books quote:This troper was in college when a young lady stopped by to drop off something to his roommate. She looked at my bookshelf and said, "You've got a lot of cool books." We've been married for 17 years. Fireworks quote:While joking with some front desk R As in college, this troper dropped an uncommon word in a sentence. The female RA was impressed. This troper said he liked words with particularly unique applications.
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Sep 22, 2016 10:07
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quote:I just orgasmed. Something no woman has ever said to a troper.
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Sep 22, 2016 10:14
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Tropers always have to be either stdh.txt or nothing_happened.txt. For a bunch of self proclaimed writers they are absolutely awful at coming up with an interest and believable story.
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Sep 22, 2016 10:25
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I can believe the calculus one. A girl at my school came in wearing fake elf ears once and some nerd snatched her up toot sweet.
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Sep 22, 2016 10:42
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The unusual word was kaleidoscopic? Really? Does he go to community college or something? Is me asking that an insult to the intelligence of community college attendees across the world?
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Sep 22, 2016 10:45
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Furia posted:The unusual word was kaleidoscopic? Really? Did 90S KIDS even play with kaleidoscopes?
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Sep 22, 2016 10:52
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Jerry Cotton posted:toot sweet. Oh my God is that the English version of tout de suite  What did French ever do to deserve such mangling.
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Khazar-khum posted:Minivan  The hell happened in those last 2 sentences? I'm so confused...
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh my God is that the English version of tout de suite Actually the etymology is this picture which is sweet and has a toot. 
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Zipperelli. posted:
They claim they were stopped by various busybodies because it looked like they were drinking beer.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Actually the etymology is this picture which is sweet and has a toot. I prefer this version: 
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quote:Hot Amazon Bokukko Meganekko Genki Girl sempai what the actual gently caress
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gschmidl posted:what the actual gently caress Attractive people, especially sexually attractive people, are sometimes referred to as "hot".
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Khazar-khum posted:This troper has in past resorted to teaching females nerdy pursuits, introducing them to his tastes in (extremely loud heavy metal) music, and so forth. A Crowning Moment Of Awesome of this was teaching binary to a chatroom full of girls using a seldom-used function of an IM program and it actually sticking
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hyperhazard posted:I don't think I've ever wanted to strangle someone more than I want to strangle this guy. Hope you have very long fingers.
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Sep 22, 2016 13:28
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gschmidl posted:what the actual gently caress I had to Google those terms but apparently she's a tall, hot tomboy with glasses who's really cheerful and energetic.
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh my God is that the English version of tout de suite Fun fact there's an analgesic used in hospital for babies called toot sweet. It's pure sucrose which causes a natural opioid hit.
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Sep 22, 2016 14:05
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cohsae posted:Fun fact there's an analgesic used in hospital for babies called toot sweet. 
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I like the prof who knows there's a scientist who develop the theory of general relativity but not his name.
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The name might just have been on the tip of his tongue or something. That's one of the less unbelievable parts about this imo. Oh god I only just noticed the "feeling nerdy" mood up there. Uuuuugh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX_HljAELcA fun fact: the book Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was written by Ian Fleming of James Bond fame.
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BgRdMchne posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX_HljAELcA fun fact 2: the screenplay was written by Roald Dahl, who also adapted Fleming's You Only Live Twice for screen.
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Titans of screen and print, truly the world is less racist and misogynistic after their passing.
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N. Senada posted:Titans of screen and print, truly the world is less racist and misogynistic after their passing. Still waiting on Roman Polanski.
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Mr. Belpit posted:...huh? Did we read the same STDH? Whoops. I think I read it as "a dude checking out their girls". My understanding is not good.
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Sep 23, 2016 00:44
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N. Senada posted:Titans of screen and print, truly the world is less racist and misogynistic after their passing. I'm sorry but a man who creates such strong female characters as Pussy Galore could never be a misogynist.
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Baron Corbyn posted:I'm sorry but a man who creates such strong female characters as Pussy Galore could never be a misogynist. Nor could a man who created a race of African Pygmies called "Oompa Loompas from Oompaloompaland" ever be racist. In the book the OompaLoompa were pygmies that had to be rescued and then put to work as indentured slaves. And they were happy and grateful to the white man for doing that
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Sep 23, 2016 02:48
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Old white British dude was racist and imperialist, surprising exactly no one
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On the one hand he was racist and had uncomfortable attitudes towards women, but on the other he encouraged children to mix everything they found in the bathroom medicine cabinet with everything in the garage and feed the resulting concoction to their grannies, and the grannies were probably even more racist, so
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also poem about cow growing wings and flying and using its newfound powers to poop on everyone
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Baron Corbyn posted:I'm sorry but a man who creates such strong female characters as Pussy Galore could never be a misogynist. Don't forget Octopussy. Now there's a role model for young girls.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:also poem about cow growing wings and flying and using its newfound powers to poop on everyone Also little red riding hood loving murdering and skinning the three little pigs. Dude was awesome.
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Dahl was also part of a group of high society Brits recruited to spy on Americans during WW2, just in case. His job was to learn secrets from wives of important men. His spy weapon was his dick.
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Choco1980 posted:Dahl was also part of a group of high society Brits recruited to spy on Americans during WW2, just in case. His job was to learn secrets from wives of important men. His spy weapon was his dick. "I said, could you mumble a bit louder into it, darling!"
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Oh boy! 
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CannedMacabre posted:Oh boy! Not going to lie, I hear lots of creeper stories, and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised this was real.
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In the grand scheme of things, a woman getting a creep to leave her alone without anyone even getting hurt is pretty inoffensive next to the masturbatory fantasies about being the guy who saves the day in a mass shooting situation or the racists who are just itching for a chance to shoot some minorities.
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