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I tried goons, I really did. I think someone posted these here, and when I saw them while going through the aisles at Wal-Mart I knew I had to try them.  These are even pretty nutritious:  Only 90% of my daily saturated fat and 43% of my sodium, not too bad.  That was as far as I made it. I type this with my hands permanently stained with the smell of greasy donut. The Hot Pepper Bacon Berry Jam, while having a pleasant aroma, was basically non-existent. The burger was your average low quality frozen puck of "beef". It looks like there was cheese on it but maybe it was only on the half I didn't eat. And as you can see from my dinnerware, the donut had enough grease coming out of it with every squeeze to necessitate the use of a place mat and extra paper plate. I do NOT recommend you try the Great Value Donut Cheeseburger. But at least my fries were good.
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You deserve a medal, or at the very least some type of accolade.
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The only good frozen burgers are the White Castle sliders. Toss them in the microwave for a few minutes and quickly overdose on centipede poison.
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SLOSifl posted:The only good frozen burgers are the White Castle sliders. Toss them in the microwave for a few minutes and quickly overdose on centipede poison. So it's literally like going to white castle except without the lines and the stoners. (we don't have white castle in glorious canukistan I have no idea what they are like they just look kind of terrible)
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Sep 22, 2016 02:14
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Shaman Linavi posted:I tried goons, I really did.  The paper plate is a nice touch.
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Sep 22, 2016 02:57
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Shaman Linavi posted:I tried goons, I really did. You ain't gonna finish your dinner? Starving people in China and all that!
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Sep 22, 2016 03:00
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Tashilicious posted:So it's literally like going to white castle except without the lines and the stoners. White Castle is the saddest, trashiest fast food place by a good bit imo. All of it is bland misery food, except the chicken rings, those are pretty bomb
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Sep 22, 2016 03:02
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I've never been to a white castle because I moved to the west coast when I was 7 but I for one like the white castle frozen sliders mm hmm
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Sep 22, 2016 03:06
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Munchables posted:I've never been to a white castle because I moved to the west coast when I was 7 but I for one like the white castle frozen sliders mm hmm I ate the frozen sliders by the box in college, and then I finally had the real deal, and they're basically indistinguishable.
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Sep 22, 2016 03:12
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Nuevo posted:I ate the frozen sliders by the box in college, and then I finally had the real deal, and they're basically indistinguishable. Then I guess I like "real" White Castle
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Sep 22, 2016 03:14
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So with my knowledge of white castle being entirely from Harold and Kumar, I hit the nail on the head. you know what, I think I can kind of respect that. They own what they are.
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Sep 22, 2016 03:42
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I think White Castle is pretty mediocre because the burgers are the size of your average dinner roll and that's just wrong. They do have excellent chicken sandwiches though. So do Krystals.
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Sep 22, 2016 03:49
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https://youtu.be/rVza_AnhQ3E I only have one question: WHY DOES THIS EXIST?! 
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Xen Tricks posted:chicken rings What? Whyyy?
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Sep 22, 2016 06:43
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you can't have a chicken goatse without the chicken ring
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Sep 22, 2016 06:49
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Shaman Linavi posted:I tried goons, I really did. That is the most incredible rear end in a top hat I've ever seen on a donut.
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EorayMel posted:Got loving dammit, I just got reminded of when I cracked open a cheap can of Cincinnati Chili, thinking it was meaty and chunky, when in reality it was 99% brown sugar+second hand beef water in the worst way you can imagine. Nuevo posted:I ate the frozen sliders by the box in college, and then I finally had the real deal, and they're basically indistinguishable. This is because actual White Castle burgers are basically boiled anyways so the difference between that and microwaving them is negligible.
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Would without hesitation.
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Sep 22, 2016 07:40
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What if you sous vide'd the donut burger instead of nuked it?
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Went out for my father's birthday the other day and it occurred to me that things like parmas, steaks, etc that come with chips are always served in an unnecessarily inconvenient way. It seems that they put the chips on the plate then stack the meat on top when it would make much more sense to do it the other way around. It'd be easy to clear the chips off the top, but it's inconvenient to have to drag them out from underneath.
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Sep 22, 2016 08:04
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A range of 60-800 calories.
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RandomPauI posted:What if you sous vide'd the donut burger instead of nuked it? I have this horrible feeling it would come out looking like the first test monkey in The Fly.
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Panfilo posted:I have this horrible feeling it would come out looking like the first test monkey in The Fly. Now I feel like we need a sous vide equivalent to "will it blend?".
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Sep 22, 2016 08:24
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White Castle is good. This, described as "White Castle cheeseburgers with homemade bacon cream cheese frosting", is bad. 
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Pastry of the Year posted:White Castle is good. That's just a lovely lasagna Perhaps the same could be said of all midwestern foodstuffs 
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Somfin posted:That's just a lovely lasagna  You have hurt the feelings of the Midwestern people. Go back 3 spaces.
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Man, how do I always end up back in Candy Cane Forest
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Pastry of the Year posted:White Castle is good. Why
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Pastry of the Year posted:White Castle is good. Would try, once, then never again mention it happening.
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RareAcumen posted:I think White Castle is pretty mediocre because the burgers are the size of your average dinner roll and that's just wrong. I mean, you're supposed to order like 10 of them per meal. Agreed that White Castle frozen food tastes exactly like the "real" White Castle. If for whatever reason you got a craving or you live in an area without White Castle, you can buy a box of those and experience the taste without having to go to another state.
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Sep 22, 2016 14:03
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Pastry of the Year posted:White Castle is good. no. not even at "wow a 2 looks like a 10" drunk.
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chitoryu12 posted:I mean, you're supposed to order like 10 of them per meal. I walk by those boxes in the grocery store every now and then. I can't comprehend what's appetizing about them. They look disgusting and bland.
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TotalLossBrain posted:I walk by those boxes in the grocery store every now and then. I can't comprehend what's appetizing about them. They look disgusting and bland. Welcome to White Castle! They're honestly nothing special. They taste okay and you can buy a bajillion of them so they're really popular drunk/high food.
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Sometimes you just want to eat a dozen grey & beige things.
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ubiquitous midwestern white castle myths include: a) the patty is liver and b) the onions are just cabbage soaked in onion juice they call 'em sliders because they slide in and they slide out if you haven't polished off a briefcase of 20 sliders at 2 am after a hard night at the bar you havent lived can confirm the frozen ones are indistinguishable from the fresh
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Efexeye posted:ubiquitous midwestern white castle myths include: a) the patty is liver and b) the onions are just cabbage soaked in onion juice Having grown up in Southwestern Ohio (where either they, or the "White Tower" knockoff) stood about every two blocks on the main drags, I can confirm that they have a unique, and remarkable laxative quality. I still ate them, though because they were cheap college drunk food along with Skyline's coney dogs.
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What's up with goons that are so prone to explosive diarrhea when they eat various foods?
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Panfilo posted:What's up with goons that are so prone to explosive diarrhea when they eat various foods? anyone eating white castle sliders would probably be doing it while real drunk and also eating a ton of them, you're gonna rip rear end no matter who you are after that
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Panfilo posted:What's up with goons that are so prone to explosive diarrhea when they eat various foods? Lifetime of poor diet
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