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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

etalian posted:

lmao at Hillary stealing Bernie's come together theme.

bernie died on his way back to his home planet, you can stop being :salt:

any time you want

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:05

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Wall Is Life: Sep 29, 2015; #NoBanNoWall

Wolfsheim posted:

Wait is wall of life another nml re-reg

Because it's not exactly the same style but the tediousness is on point

Nah

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:05

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Epic High Five posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:05

MaxNV: Jan 3, 2011

Yinlock posted:

attn billionaires: for the low price of ONE MILLION DOLLARS i will shitpost for the candidate of your choice, don't miss your chance to link up with this swiftly rising brand

haha gently caress that.

Listen up billionaires and alleged billionaires. I will do the same for the low low price of $100,000 US dollars.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:06

StrugglingHoneybun: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Epic High Five posted:

my biggest regret is that I didn't know how to make a high quality gif 4 years ago.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:06

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

End of Life Guy posted:

my biggest regret is that I didn't know how to make a high quality gif 4 years ago.

what it lacks in polish it makes up for in the encapsulation of a perfect moment

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:07

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

DaveWoo posted:

oh, absolutely

the real question is, will it explode in jubilation, or panic

it will explode in ed balls

Man Musk posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/779055482090692608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

make the shirt boosted

Jewel Repetition posted:

My greatest fear is that it will be an uneventful debate with a teleprompter Trump who wins by default.

"i truly believe that obama was born in... *checks notes* america."

Philthy posted:

Has the NRA disavowed Trump after he said he wanted to take all their guns away for his stop and frisk policies? You know, the thing that gave NRA nightmares of Obama doing the day he stepped into office even though he never said anything like this.

i fully encourage everyone to bother @nra on twitter about this incessantly.

Man Musk posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/779068725865635841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

#notalldeplorables

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:09

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

MaxNV posted:

haha gently caress that.

Listen up billionaires and alleged billionaires. I will do the same for the low low price of $100,000 US dollars.

how can any small business get started when Big Shitpost is undercutting my deals like this

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:10

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/779090270969298944

the last few times ive went to google news there was a headline saying 'feds probe wiener' and it pains me so

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:11

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

the last few times ive went to google news there was a headline saying 'feds probe wiener' and it pains me so

"sideshow-quality hog found to be federal offense"

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:12

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Internet Webguy posted:

the last few times ive went to google news there was a headline saying 'feds probe wiener' and it pains me so

i saw some weiner probes with built in electric shock functionality

i don't have a weiner but daaaamn

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:13

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

who is the most nite crew person to star in an adventure game (note cant be duck or ed balls)

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:14

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

that shirt works better on several levels if you read it as DEPLORABLE MATTER LIVES

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:14

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

who is the most nite crew person to star in an adventure game (note cant be duck or ed balls)

Harold

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:15

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Al! posted:

who is the most nite crew person to star in an adventure game (note cant be duck or ed balls)

Dr feelgood

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:15

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Al! posted:

who is the most nite crew person to star in an adventure game (note cant be duck or ed balls)

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Dr harold i mean. Not robert morrow, hes a complete person so he cant have a quest. Robert morrow is the guy that comes out of the darkness at the end of the graves story cycle to bring knowledge to the world

Al! fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Sep 23, 2016

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:17

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Karl Sharks posted:

drat you're going to find out i'm NML now

Wall is Life is.... Microwave's Mom.

08/17/16 05:02pm, MM banned

First Wall is Life post in a week (and the beginning of nonstop daily posting since) was exactly...

by Wall Is Life in C-SPAM at Aug 17, 2016 16:02

MM also posted that very minute right after Wall is Life, his last post before he was banned. MM knew the ban was incoming, though, since it was for a PM he sent ZDR whining like a baby.

WiL only ever has posted in C-SPAM, made his comeback from a week of absence the very same minute MM was banned, and hasn't gone a day without posting since.

Open and shut case, boys.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:16

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Al! posted:

who is the most nite crew person to star in an adventure game (note cant be duck or ed balls)

old man murray posted:

Gabriel Knight must disguise himself as a man called Mosley in order to fool a French moped rental clerk into renting him the shop's only motorcycle.

In order to construct the costume, Gabriel Knight must manufacture a fake moustache. Utilizing the style of logic adventure game creators share with morons, Knight must do this even though Moseley does not have a moustache.

So in order to even begin formulating your strategy, you have to follow daredevil of logic Jane Jensen as she pilots Gabriel Knight 3 right over common sense, like Evel Knievel jumping Snake River Canyon. Maybe Jane Jensen was too busy reading difficult books by P�r Lagerkvist to catch what stupid Quake players learned from watching the A-Team: The first step in making a costume to fool people into thinking you're a man without a moustache, is not to construct a fake moustache.

Still, you might think that you could yank some hair from one of the many places it grows out of your own body and attach it to your lip with the masking tape in your inventory. But obviously, Ms. Jensen felt that an insane puzzle deserved a genuinely deranged solution. In order to manufacture the moustache, you must attach the masking tape to a hole at the base of a toolshed then chase a cat through the hole. In the real world, such as the one that stupid people like me and Adrian Carmack use to store our televisions, this would result in a piece of masking tape with a few cat hairs stuck to it, or a cat running around with tape on its back. Apparently, in Jane Jensen's exciting, imaginative world of books, masking tape is some kind of powerful neodymium supermagnet for cat hair.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:17