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Zo posted:Lol how many of y'all firms have a full blown liquor room for on the job drinking because I'm in the states visiting locals firms now and it's been 2 for 2 so far. I call it my office
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:40 |
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Two of my partners have liquor cabinets in their offices, does that count?
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:02 |
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There is booze in the conference room, kitchen, and most of the attorney offices. My last firm had a bigger liquor cabinet though (but 5X as many lawyers so...)
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:11 |
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RESUMED TRIAL - PARTY WENT INTO LABOR.7/28 .TRIAL RECESSED Trial docket notes from a case I quit.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 22:34 |
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What's the quickest was to get a job in IT? Asking for a friend......
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:46 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:There is booze in the conference room, kitchen, and most of the attorney offices. My last firm had a bigger liquor cabinet though (but 5X as many lawyers so...) Thought you were solo.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:03 |
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Has this been posted yet? I can't be bothered to go back. http://www.canlii.org/en/on/onca/doc/2016/2016onca677/2016onca677.html
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 01:37 |
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Zo posted:Lol how many of y'all firms have a full blown liquor room for on the job drinking because I'm in the states visiting locals firms now and it's been 2 for 2 so far. My two biggest clients for my solo practice are a whiskey distillery and a restaurant/bar entrepreneur so I just try to have as many client meetings as possible. Including tonight
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:20 |
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Roger_Mudd posted:What's the quickest was to get a job in IT? Asking for a friend...... Write a fake resume and apply for government positions. I wish I were kidding, but I'm not. At least not in my agency.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:57 |
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MoFauxHawk posted:My two biggest clients for my solo practice are a whiskey distillery and a restaurant/bar entrepreneur so I just try to have as many client meetings as possible. Including tonight What's your practice now, MoFaux?
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Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jul 13, 2021 |
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:52 |
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Zarkov Cortez posted:Has this been posted yet? I can't be bothered to go back.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 05:04 |
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Zarkov Cortez posted:Has this been posted yet? I can't be bothered to go back. Along the same lines.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 08:23 |
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mastershakeman posted:the Pacific islands are calling your name Application sent for Operation Re-goonining.
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Vox Nihili posted:What's your practice now, MoFaux? I had been working for the federal government (as a contractor) for about a year and building a little solo practice here in DC on the side during that time. I wasn't really happy with the government contracting job, so when I sold ClintonKaine.com a month ago for $15,000, I decided to use this new cushion to go whole hog with my solo practice, and didn't seek a new government contract when my term ended in August. As far as my practice areas go, I'm willing to do pretty much anything people ask me to do, but I mostly work for startups and local businesses (my ongoing clients include several bars, a distillery, a property management company, and a few small IT companies). I clear and file a lot of trademarks, I draft and review a lot of documents and contracts, and I'm hoping to do more litigation over time. I'm also trying to grow my weed law practice, as weed is becoming more and more legal here in DC. I also do pro bono work here for tenants, sex workers, and low-wage workers.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:03 |
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I'm in the DC area for two weeks now, can i get free booze at your distilleries? More than anything though I'm looking forward to watching the first debate, in America, with lots of beers. I wonder if there's a good bar for that in Alexandria.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:06 |
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Also no I'm not going to virtue grain feed.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:07 |
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Zo posted:I'm in the DC area for two weeks now, can i get free booze at your distilleries? The bars give me free booze sometimes, but not the distillery, unfortunately. I can't imagine anything less fun and more annoying than watching presidential debates with a bunch of drunk, center-left, semi-nerdy DC yuppies. It'd be like being in a real life Trump meme.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:11 |
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MoFauxHawk posted:The bars give me free booze sometimes, but not the distillery, unfortunately. Yeah, but you know, I'm a foreigner, so it'll be new at least. I might bring a Japanese colleague along and it'll be REALLY new for him. Edit: i also installed and used uber for the first time today. Whee! Zo fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Sep 23, 2016 |
# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:38 |
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quote:Prefer two (2) or more years of legal experience. It does say 'part time' but I'm betting that just means no benefits, not that the hours are part time The job itself is for collecting from deadbeats who don't pay their nursing home costs *gets out baseball bat to break ankles, realizes person is already in wheel chair w/ oxygen tank* listen lady pay up or i'll rob your grave mastershakeman fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Sep 23, 2016 |
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mastershakeman posted:It does say 'part time' but I'm betting that just means no benefits, not that the hours are part time Cmon MSM put a lien on the estate. Only you can ensure they get a true pauper's grave.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 22:09 |
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Oh hey that's a nice life insurance policy. Would be a shame if anything were to happen to it.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 22:10 |
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Hey - Texas lawyers - please provide your opinions on the firm BoyarMiller.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 22:18 |
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MoFauxHawk posted:I had been working for the federal government (as a contractor) for about a year and building a little solo practice here in DC on the side during that time. I wasn't really happy with the government contracting job, so when I sold ClintonKaine.com a month ago for $15,000, I decided to use this new cushion to go whole hog with my solo practice, and didn't seek a new government contract when my term ended in August. LOL did you seriously squat on Clintonkaine.com and then sell it to Trump?
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Phil Moscowitz posted:LOL did you seriously squat on Clintonkaine.com and then sell it to Trump? You bet! Clinton's digital director didn't want it so I put it up on Flippa and handed it off to a broker. The person he ended up selling it to turned out to be Trump's digital director. Now I'm living very happily on Trump money. The website was only getting about 50 visits a day by the time Trump's campaign got it, after most of the media coverage had died down. Here's my Morning Edition interview about it. Great start to my legal career here in DC: http://www.npr.org/2016/08/17/490314006/clintonkaine-com-pays-off-for-domain-squatter MoFauxHawk fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Sep 23, 2016 |
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MoFauxHawk posted:You bet! Clinton's digital director didn't want it so I put it up on Flippa and handed it off to a broker. The person he ended up selling it to turned out to be Trump's digital director. Now I'm living very happily on Trump money. The website was getting about 50 visits a day by the time Trump's campaign got it. That's awesome also I'm still chuckling at pro 'bono' services for sex workers
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 23:09 |
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What about low-wage sex workers?
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 23:12 |
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MoFauxHawk posted:You bet! Clinton's digital director didn't want it so I put it up on Flippa and handed it off to a broker. The person he ended up selling it to turned out to be Trump's digital director. Now I'm living very happily on Trump money. The website was only getting about 50 visits a day by the time Trump's campaign got it, after most of the media coverage had died down. That's loving hilarious. I'm glad it worked out for you.
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MoFauxHawk posted:You bet! Clinton's digital director didn't want it so I put it up on Flippa and handed it off to a broker. The person he ended up selling it to turned out to be Trump's digital director. Now I'm living very happily on Trump money. The website was only getting about 50 visits a day by the time Trump's campaign got it, after most of the media coverage had died down. quote:GREEN: Yeah, athletes and politicians. But the only politicians who are worth anything are the people who are likely to be president or vice president.
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 00:16 |
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quote:That's the author of this story, Jeremy Peter Green - no relation. Green bought the domain clintonkaine.com in 2011 for $8. He's been using this site to showcase his "Harry-Potter"-themed political fan fiction. God drat, goons.
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 00:21 |
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Wow I remember listening to that interview and thinking what a loving loser that lawyer was. Then I was mad I didn't have 15k. So, congratulations?
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blarzgh posted:God drat, goons. Article even manages to include literal basement dwelling.
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:27 |
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We are literally a caricature of ourselves.
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:29 |
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So I just got an Office Action that has a 101 rejection purportedly under Alice, except the Examiner cites USPTO interim guidance from 2005 and State Street as the rationale for the Alice rejection. Like how the gently caress did the SPE even sign off on something like that.
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gret posted:So I just got an Office Action that has a 101 rejection purportedly under Alice, except the Examiner cites USPTO interim guidance from 2005 and State Street as the rationale for the Alice rejection. Like how the gently caress did the SPE even sign off on something like that. It's the quarterly count-stuffing week, in case you forgot.
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 13:59 |
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Zo posted:It's the quarterly count-stuffing week, in case you forgot. it's EOY, so worse than just quarterly for people going for bonuses
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Zo posted:It's the quarterly count-stuffing week, in case you forgot. I got a 101 rejection that said, effectively, a bar code or QR code might be software. That's wrong and/or invalid for about a dozen different reasons... but I didn't fight it anyways because printed matter doctrine (and I already had claims for creating the code and the machine that creates the code).
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# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:03 |
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Sounds like a non-transitory computer readable medium to me
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# ? Sep 25, 2016 12:38 |
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:it's EOY, so worse than just quarterly for people going for bonuses Haha right. Welp I'm gonna have a big pile of poo poo waiting on my desk. Still enjoying my business vacation though. Saw (or rather heard) Obama's speech on the national mall yesterday. Also saw a lot of mentally ill people peddling conspiracy theories. America.
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Texas lawyers in the news: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-shoot-active-shooter-strip-mall-houston-42360249
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