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atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

I've tried every regional variant of pizza I've had the chance to, and liked them all. I always look forward to some Imo's when I visit St. Louis. Provel cheese is some good stuff.

I moved to Cincinnati from Los Angeles 25 years ago, and tried Skyline on the second day here. Loved it then, still do. Understand why some people don't, but not when the complaint is just syntactic, getting hung up on the definition of "chili". It's worth evaluating on its own merits, and not based on a cheap canned version, either.

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

atholbrose posted:

I've tried every regional variant of pizza I've had the chance to, and liked them all. I always look forward to some Imo's when I visit St. Louis. Provel cheese is some good stuff.

I moved to Cincinnati from Los Angeles 25 years ago, and tried Skyline on the second day here. Loved it then, still do. Understand why some people don't, but not when the complaint is just syntactic, getting hung up on the definition of "chili". It's worth evaluating on its own merits, and not based on a cheap canned version, either.

Agreed cincinnati chili is good. I think a lot of people who haven't even tried it heard it has cinnamon and cocoa powder in it and assumed it was sweet or something. It's not sweet, it's a savory meat sauce with some good flavor.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

White Castle is good.

This, described as "White Castle cheeseburgers with homemade bacon cream cheese frosting", is bad.



Captainsalami posted:

Would try, once, then never again mention it happening.

Would also, while staring across the table, challenging my shameful compatriots into staying silent.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo


Absolutely would, though

rotoscoped
Oct 30, 2010

10 years ago, this would probably have been guerilla marketing for The Sims.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

UWBW posted:



Absolutely would, though

Even the shoes? Also a waste of Wagyu.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

atholbrose posted:

I've tried every regional variant of pizza I've had the chance to, and liked them all. I always look forward to some Imo's when I visit St. Louis. Provel cheese is some good stuff.

The Hill is home to so many good restaurants that I have a hard time deciding where to eat when I pass through St. Louis. It's absolutely worth visiting. Zia's in particular is mind-blowingly good.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Manuel Calavera posted:

Even the shoes? Also a waste of Wagyu.

I can with confidence say that wagyu or kobe never came close to the grinder for this burger.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

UWBW posted:



Absolutely would, though

I'm the hipster tweeness

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


This week I had 'pizza' at some fancy place.

Terrible image, and food wise is probably full-on good food porn, but I think it should be used to introduce a baseline pizza rule, because it's not pizza.



Raw prawn base
Confit tomato
Srtatcheilla(?) Cheese
Greek basil
And a reduced tuscan beer.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I'm the hipster tweeness

I'm the "hipster" showing off my $500+ shoes?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Panfilo posted:

What's up with goons that are so prone to explosive diarrhea when they eat various foods?

When you can't eat half the foods people like to go out and eat or share with you because you were born with a defective liver, you end up with no friends.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
Marry a girl from india and tell me all about your flawless digestion. That poo poo requires training.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Panfilo posted:

What's up with goons that are so prone to explosive diarrhea when they eat various foods?

Taco Bell keeps me regular.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

SneakyFrog posted:

Marry a girl from india and tell me all about your flawless digestion. That poo poo requires training.

I married a woman from Mexico and I'm rocking Type 4s on the Bristol scale :smug:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Panfilo posted:

What's up with goons that are so prone to explosive diarrhea when they eat various foods?

Proper fiber intake. Sorry that your once-weekly poop schedule isn't impacted by eating a colon evacuator.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

if eating a small steamed hamburger makes you poo poo violently i don't think the regularity problem is with the other guy

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Alaois posted:

if eating a small steamed hamburger makes you poo poo violently i don't think the regularity problem is with the other guy

What I was getting at is if you say you don't you're full of poo poo

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Somfin posted:

What I was getting at is if you say you don't you're full of poo poo

Literally

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Proper fiber intake will give you more frequent poops with average texture, not diarrhea.

It's the difference between someone extruding something once a week with the density of an iron ingot to regular frequent bowel movements. But it doesn't turn a bowel movement into a pyroclastic flow.

Diarrhea might be due to allergies or something.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Having fat roommates has taught me way too much about what some people have trained themselves to think a healthy stool volume is

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Every day I drink coffee in the morning and then I go poop.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

augias posted:

Every day I drink coffee in the morning and then I go poop.

quote:

“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN ANUS SLAM A LOAF INTO THE TOILET. ITS A TYPE 4 STOOL AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START GRUNTING AND GROANING EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN BREATHING EXERCISES WHILE I WORK MY DIAPHRAGM MUSCLES . NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY COMPLETED AN EXPERT LEVEL SUDOKU BOOK DURING A 5 MINUTE DUMP BUT I CAN . I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE POOPING TECHNIQUES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 5 MINUTES INCLUDING rear end WIPING EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT”

RandomZero
Aug 22, 2010


augias posted:

Every day I drink coffee in the morning and then I go poop.

++

Also right after McDonalds. I don't know why I still go there every now and then. Okay, maybe I do.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Up top, what I am told is supposed to be a Sloppy Joe. The other things on the plate are open to interpretation.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Panfilo posted:

What's up with goons that are so prone to explosive diarrhea when they eat various foods?

It's just funny to pretend. If someone legitimately gets diarrhea from eating cheap food, they should probably seek medical advise.

Taco Bell only gives you the shits if you've eaten an absurd amount. When it was still Zantigo, you could feed a family for a couple dollars. We used to eat until we were sick. Even 15 years ago, you could still get the full Zantigo menu at TB. Nothing cost more than a dollar.

There's still a Zantigo in Bloomington, MN. Every once in a while, I buy and eat an irresponsible amount of Chilitos.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Pastry of the Year posted:



Up top, what I am told is supposed to be a Sloppy Joe. The other things on the plate are open to interpretation.

No need to illustrate the ongoing scat discussion, please!

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Also some of us have sensitive stomachs. I miss you, dairy. :(

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

No need to illustrate the ongoing scat discussion, please!



Sociopastry posted:

Also some of us have sensitive stomachs. I miss you, dairy. :(

AFP: Melt The Cheese Edition



"Cheese filled hotdogs, with melted cheese on the outside"



"he put rice and melted cheddar cheese in a taco shell"



"Melted Grilled Cheese Sandwich with a glass cup of Pina Colada"



"nacho cheese doritos with melted shredded cheese and crushed up funyuns on top"



"noms! shredded chicken and white rice with so Italian seasoning and some melted cheese"



:confused:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Pastry of the Year posted:




AFP: Melt The Cheese Edition



"Cheese filled hotdogs, with melted cheese on the outside"



"he put rice and melted cheddar cheese in a taco shell"



"Melted Grilled Cheese Sandwich with a glass cup of Pina Colada"



"nacho cheese doritos with melted shredded cheese and crushed up funyuns on top"



"noms! shredded chicken and white rice with so Italian seasoning and some melted cheese"



:confused:
Last one looks like some kind of boiled embryo.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Macaroni and kombucha

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

A glass cup.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:



"Cheese filled hotdogs, with melted cheese on the outside"

I can not lie, this could possibly be a photo of my meals from college. I'd eat this and rice and beans and some broccoli for like all of my meals to save money and by god I'm glad I'm not currently dead.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Pastry of the Year posted:




"noms! shredded chicken and white rice with so Italian seasoning and some melted cheese"
Add some broccoli and another veggie and it would become a decent meal just poorly photographed. Would nom.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

quote:


Macaroni and Calabi-Yau Manifold

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Pastry of the Year posted:

"He Put Rice and Melted Cheddar Cheese in a Taco Shell... You'll Never Believe What Happened Next!!!! Colons HATE Him!!!!!"




And the last one with the macaronis look like it was a big macaroni that broke open to hatch the little macaronis that are now feeding off the body of the mother.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sweeperbravo posted:

And the last one with the macaronis look like it was a big macaroni that broke open to hatch the little macaronis that are now feeding off the body of the mother.

That would be less disgusting than what it actually appears to be.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



sweeperbravo posted:

And the last one with the macaronis look like it was a big macaroni that broke open to hatch the little macaronis that are now feeding off the body of the mother.

This is like that goon who just casually tossed off a hypothetical like "It's like a bird that gives all its food to a reflection of itself in a mirror until it starves to death"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Pastry of the Year posted:

AFP: Melt The Cheese Edition



"noms! shredded chicken and white rice with so Italian seasoning and some melted cheese"

Noms! (Seriously, is that Velveeta?)

e:



Posted with the caption "Dad what the gently caress is this"

cash crab has a new favorite as of 16:56 on Sep 24, 2016

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

Noms! (Seriously, is that Velveeta?)

Everything I know, you know.



Toad in the Nope

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