social vegan posted:look if you're going to do it, do it organically, this synthetic poo poo will kill you. Just last week we had 3 deaths connected to cinnamon candle consumption, don't be another statistic lmao ---------------- |
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I've been egging for a few years now. It's become something of an addiction. |
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tao of lmao posted:I've been egging for a few years now. It's become something of an addiction. how've you been egging without your family finding out? what's your method? have you tried going to a tofu scramble diner to see if you can kick the habit?
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I here there's thjis thing that started in Mexico and some parts of Cali called a "breakfast burrito". Just a big fattie with sausage, bacon, potatoes, eggs, you name it. It'll really "hit the spot" if ya know what I'm saying.
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I put the shells in my socks and then my feet in the socks and walk out of the house. ninja edit: i put shoes on too |
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lol, how will Trump's wall stop the cartel's sophisticated waffle submarines
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Waffle House of the Rising Sun |
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google THIS posted:push the toaster lever and prepre to jam! |
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i got a fat sack of the JDs from my boy before he went back to farm country. next day i get on a government project and im like poo poo dude, 2 links in and i have to stash this in the garage and stop until this blows over incase they b-fast test me every time i walk in the garage i know its there, its killing me, all the waiting. i started drinking about a pint of brunch a day since then. be just out there looking at that dark corner behind the tire rack and takin a swig of quiche at like 1PM is this what you want uncle sam, brunching in the middle of the day? thats what your doin to me, man |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Waffle House of the Rising Sun |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Waffle House of the Rising Sun
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Luvcow posted:*tony montana sits at his desk, an enormous pile of sausage and pancakes in front of him* Click for big: ![]() |
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Wamdoodle posted:Click for big:
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*william s. burroughs voice* maple syrup for narco-analysis
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now make the belt into bacon ---------------- |
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I told myself it was ok because I wasn't using the batter to make waffles. It was just pancakes, and only on the weekends. after a while, though, it wasn't enough. a friend showed me how to use the waffle iron. plug it in, grease it up, pour the batter in and wait. compared to pancakes, it seems like a lot of work. and then that first waffle comes out, and you pour the syrup on... and the little squares hold the syrup perfectly. after that, there's no going back to just pancakes.
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Wamdoodle posted:Click for big:
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liddledragon posted:"Welcome to the 10 'o'clock news. Our top story tonight: Trix or Treat? Throwing it over to our crime and breakfast anchor, Diane, who is live on the streets tonight." Hey kids. I've got something you're REALLY gonna like.... / ![]() |
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"Officer I just say no to breakfast" "Don't just say no, say no thank you motherfr*cker" |
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oh my god they're doing the lord's work in the fall sig thread
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remember the Lego block eggos? you could build a bigger block. my mom used to feed me buttered eggo minis sandwiches with a piece of Kraft singles cheese. I was, and am fat |
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guys I want to tell you, be safe out there...today I got these things called 'Beggin Strips' down at the bodega and they assured me it was a totally legal 'break fast' treat...I ate one slice and ended up stripping off my clothes, crawling around on my hands and knees, and I even tried to smell my neighbor's butt before I finally turned around three times and passed out.
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shoophobo posted:remember the Lego block eggos? I like chocolate chip eggos with some sharp cheddar on there |
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a little plump. save money. save money. fried eggs, sausage, and a t-bone steak. |
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Business Gorillas posted:oh my god they're doing the lord's work in the fall sig thread thanks i made it myself
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City of Glompton posted:guys I want to tell you, be safe out there...today I got these things called 'Beggin Strips' down at the bodega and they assured me it was a totally legal 'break fast' treat...I ate one slice and ended up stripping off my clothes, crawling around on my hands and knees, and I even tried to smell my neighbor's butt before I finally turned around three times and passed out.
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taking the day off, I just ate this "cereal bar" I picked up at a dispensary in Denver and I'm jammin out to this new Snoop Dogg song, that motherfucker's never gonna slow down there's an entire verse where he and Pharrell just trade lines about scones lol |
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Is it too late to point out I had Eggo "Minis" as a dessert last night? With maple syrup? I don't think I've given up yet, but, I mean, it sure looks like I'm headed that way
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does the cinnamon challenge, even when the webcam's off |
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railroad terror posted:Is it too late to point out I had Eggo "Minis" as a dessert last night? With maple syrup? I don't think I've given up yet, but, I mean, it sure looks like I'm headed that way Watch out. Minis is how it starts. You think "Oh these aren't bad, look how small they are, I'll just have one sheet, that's only 4" Then you'll think, "I have two slots in this toaster I'm wasting electricity" and it's 8 minis for you now. Then you think "What would 4 normal eggos look like stacked" Before you know it you'll have a cupboard full of different flavors of eggos, sorted alphabetically and a similar one for your syrups. You'll be posting in the TBC (The Breakfast Clubhouse) Don't do it, it's not worth it. |
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loquacius posted:taking the day off, I just ate this "cereal bar" I picked up at a dispensary in Denver and I'm jammin out to this new Snoop Dogg song, that motherfucker's never gonna slow down when he talks about rolling up with a fat bowl of pebbles i lost it and had to go get some myself, man, and now i'm doing a sugar rush, so good
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misty mountaintop posted:Smokin bacon
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I got the Fitbit on my arm And I'm pourin' Borden And I toast the best bread 'Cause I got it goin' on |
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google THIS posted:I got the Fitbit on my arm i'm a nice dude, with some nice cream see this puffed rice? see this wheat, please? eligible line cook, million dollar goat milk's whiter than what's spillin' down ur throat
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so my neighbors are 'fasters, and I can't leave a window open without the smell of syrup and fried preserved meats wafting in. they try to cover it up by burning incense but that only makes it worse. I'm not really against breakfast but I'm afraid my boss is gonna smell bacon on me and I'm going to get fired. it's too hot to keep the house closed up all day so that is not a solution. anyone else had neighbors like this? do you think I can get them to switch to cold cereal maybe?
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The Cereal Clubhouse |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:37 |
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Business Gorillas posted:The Cereal Clubhouse ![]()
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