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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Karl Sharks posted:

safety and dead radical islamic terrorists!! :911:

well, as long as he does it without raising my taxes. I'll take 20 tickets, maga

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
lmao Ted Cruz is going to get killed in the primary in 2018.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Twitter game still strong.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

lmao Ted Cruz is going to get killed in the primary in 2018.

Nah

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


16:08 < ohrwurm> Complyin' Ted

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Tatsuta Age posted:

16:08 < ohrwurm> Complyin' Ted

:perfect:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Even the sentient McDonalds breakfast sandwich is mad at Cruz.

https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/779412548273790976

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
lmao didn't he just say he wouldn't accept Cruz's endorsement?

Everyone involved in this is a

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Equeen posted:

lmao didn't he just say he wouldn't accept Cruz's endorsement?

Everyone involved in this is a

Trump going back on something he said? That is so rare!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

lmao Ted Cruz is going to get killed in the primary in 2018.

its texas tho

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
ted cruz is a cockroach

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


frankenfreak posted:

And you have to brush up your German.

No man, blindly using English->German Google Translate is where the 'puzzle' element comes from.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

The only thing that could have made this train wreck better was if Trump said, "2 months ago I said I don't need Cruz's endorsement and I wouldn't accept it, and I'm standing by that today".

Beta bitches all around.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

its texas tho

it honestly has more to do with how the perry machine views him these days i guess. Perry endorsed in the primary so as long as they stay behind him he's okay, but he's at a -31 approval rating in the GOP right now.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

FMguru posted:

Each room should be based off a different Steely Dan album cover.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Millenial "They're all, like, the same man." update:

https://twitter.com/RonBrownstein/status/779411257434583040

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Ted Cruz is a shining beacon of schadenfreude every election, please don't take away my joy at seeing him fail miserably at the most basic human interaction.

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx
these are actually probably the most disheartening numbers I've seen from a poll in a while

https://twitter.com/RonBrownstein/status/779411257434583040



edit: drat you Schnorkles

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Yinlock posted:

didn't trump start a superpac specifically to slander Ted Cruz after the RNC

He said he would against him and Kasich, which means he didn't.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

What's that sad violin song that ramps up in intensity I know that isn't very specific but it's definitely the song playing in teds head right now

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

freaking millennials

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

Millenial "They're all, like, the same man." update:

https://twitter.com/RonBrownstein/status/779411257434583040

I'm glad millennials are suddenly important now that the gop needs them for something

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Tatsuta Age posted:

16:08 < ohrwurm> Complyin' Ted

Trump/Complyin' Ted 2016

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Schnorkles posted:

Millenial "They're all, like, the same man." update:

https://twitter.com/RonBrownstein/status/779411257434583040

If you're a millenial and you don't vote because they're "all the same", screw you and I hope your retirement savings get gambled away by crooked Wall Street bankers and student loans balloon 8000%.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Yinlock posted:

Ted Cruz is a shining beacon of schadenfreude every election, please don't take away my joy at seeing him fail miserably at the most basic human interaction.



Hahahahhahahaha I just read this

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37457694

US election: Ted Cruz endorses Trump for president

This election cycle rules. SO GOOD

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
As a Millenial I

*sad trombone*

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/779406872684077056

He's not wrong

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

That DICK! posted:

What's that sad violin song that ramps up in intensity I know that isn't very specific but it's definitely the song playing in teds head right now

?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


That's the one!

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

FMguru posted:

Each room should be based off a different Steely Dan album cover.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

FMguru posted:

Each room should be based off a different Steely Dan album cover.

I dont get the ref but i was listening to steely dan as i was reading this so i assume ur some kind of time daemon??

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

that makes me happy. i hate cruz and i am glad he has hosed himself forever. eventually he will get primaried out.



"yes ted, come suck my JUGE penis." "its ok, emperor trump is forgiving of his wandering sheep"

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Al! posted:

I dont get the ref but i was listening to steely dan as i was reading this so i assume ur some kind of time daemon??

Me too. I'm listening to Gaucho.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I wonder if Ted Cruz bending the knee has some sort of significance for the trumpification of the GOP.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Schnorkles posted:

I wonder if Ted Cruz bending the knee has some sort of significance for the trumpification of the GOP.

Either Cruz is up to something, or the GOP is quintupling down on batshit crazy.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

I wonder if Ted Cruz bending the knee has some sort of significance for the trumpification of the GOP.

more than likely, the GOP platform is irreversible now

it's do or die at this point

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

fart blood posted:

Me too. I'm listening to Gaucho.

Thats one of my favorites!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Al! posted:

I dont get the ref but i was listening to steely dan as i was reading this so i assume ur some kind of time daemon??
Trump's doc just looks like a character from a Steely Dan song, that's all.

INVENTORY
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