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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

gschmidl posted:

Annnnd she resigned. Now it's schadenfreude.

Apparently she was also an Electoral College elector? We are hosed.

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Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Humphreys posted:

Behold Krispy Kreme Froggy Fresh and Money Mike:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE

Am I broken, because that was way better than I expected.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Enos Cabell posted:

Am I broken, because that was way better than I expected.

Watched it for the first time myself in the last week and it is indeed great

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

quote:

Several virtual reality game developers have announced that they will stop supporting Facebook’s Oculus Rift VR headset until its founder Palmer Luckey steps down.

This includes Insomniac (Ratchet & Clank) and Polytron (Superhypercube) among others.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's been a while since we've had a true race riot. Maybe this one that's been cooking up will finally do it.

Looking back, it was just shy of 25 years ago in '92 that the LA riots happened, and about 24 years before that were the MLK riots in '68. Definitely feels like we're about due for some poo poo in the next year or so, especially with everything getting more coverage than it did back before widespread internet, social media, cell phones/cameras, and all this other tech were less common.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

gschmidl posted:

This includes Insomniac (Ratchet & Clank) and Polytron (Superhypercube) among others.

and here's the reason why.
Under the name NimbleRichMan, Oculus founder secretly funded Reddit users dedicated to electing Trump by flooding threads with negative Clinton memes

It gets worse.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Yeah, that came up a few pages back. Also:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I think this is the latest FailArmy , but seriously the encounter with the Moose is the best. I don't know what language it is but " OH gently caress Oh gently caress get out of here" is probably same in every language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KloC60eR_4&t=277s

Hopefully got the time stamp right.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Looking back, it was just shy of 25 years ago in '92 that the LA riots happened, and about 24 years before that were the MLK riots in '68. Definitely feels like we're about due for some poo poo in the next year or so, especially with everything getting more coverage than it did back before widespread internet, social media, cell phones/cameras, and all this other tech were less common.

Cincinnati '01 would like a word.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's true that there were a lot fewer unwed babies back then though

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

I think this is the latest FailArmy , but seriously the encounter with the Moose is the best. I don't know what language it is but " OH gently caress Oh gently caress get out of here" is probably same in every language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KloC60eR_4&t=277s

Hopefully got the time stamp right.

That's the right reaction, alright. She's saying "it's okay, it's okay... okay RUN RUN RUN!".

Those things are enormous and terrifying. People think they're horse sized, but they're actually way bigger :norway:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Enos Cabell posted:

Am I broken, because that was way better than I expected.

It's good. A fine piece of silliness.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Your Computer posted:

That's the right reaction, alright. She's saying "it's okay, it's okay... okay RUN RUN RUN!".

Those things are enormous and terrifying. People think they're horse sized, but they're actually way bigger :norway:

Yea "ok løp løpløpløp" I think?

They're super adorably sweet and horribly terrifying in real life.

e: Like Hippos basically I think?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIl4PP6JNIA

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hollismason posted:

I think this is the latest FailArmy , but seriously the encounter with the Moose is the best. I don't know what language it is but " OH gently caress Oh gently caress get out of here" is probably same in every language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KloC60eR_4&t=277s

Hopefully got the time stamp right.

:lol: the very last video with the buffalo is the best :3:

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

10 Beers posted:

Hey, did you guys know racism didn't exist in America before Obama became President? That's what this lady thinks!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/23/ohio-county-chair-for-trump-campaign-resigns-after-obama-remarks.html

Well, Obama promised change. So if there is racism now then either there was no racism before or Obama is a liar. Let me expound upon this subject by expl...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Both the cow killer and gympie gympie videos go like this:

Professional idiot: *gets stung and starts screaming*

Camera guy: Are you ok?

Idiot: Yeah, I'm fine *groans*

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

You're just jealous he does a better Michael Jackson impersonation than you.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Hollismason posted:

I think this is the latest FailArmy , but seriously the encounter with the Moose is the best. I don't know what language it is but " OH gently caress Oh gently caress get out of here" is probably same in every language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KloC60eR_4&t=277s

Hopefully got the time stamp right.

Baby elephant snuggles at 4 minutes :allears:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Oh good lord. :monocle: That's beautifully cringe-worthy.



Why are we bitching about Kaepernick while this dude is still running around?

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Your Computer posted:

That's the right reaction, alright. She's saying "it's okay, it's okay... okay RUN RUN RUN!".

Those things are enormous and terrifying. People think they're horse sized, but they're actually way bigger :norway:

Scariest moment of my life was one Monday morning when I was taking out the rubbish bin and I accidentally came between a female and her calf. I grew up in central Florida, an alligator and venomous snake paradise, but none of that ever scared me as much as when she put her head down and started that low grunt.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Viceland offered a youtuber a TV contract. A contract that negates his ability to make revenue from his existing properties etc. The video is a 50+ minute verbal smackdown on all the reasons why the contract is a scam and would make him poorer (he also runs a business and youtube is just a side income).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxKtH5OnxI4

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Yea "ok løp løpløpløp" I think?

They're super adorably sweet and horribly terrifying in real life.

e: Like Hippos basically I think?

They don't give a gently caress, either, if you're in their way, then you're in their drat way, and they're not going around. I grew up in rural Alberta, so run ins with moose were not uncommon.

My mom hit one in a Toyota Tercel doing about 70 km/h. It was night and she didn't see it until it was coming through the windshield. The car was totaled, just absolutely wrecked, and the moose walked off into the bush.

Shortly after I learned to drive I was driving with my mom and we were coming up on a field I knew had horses in it. So when I saw a "horse" from the corner of my eye, I didn't even realise why my mom was saying "Stop stop stop stop!" I did stop, but the moose didn't even break stride, hopped the fence, and then ran across the road directly across my path.

But yes, from inside a house 50m+ away, they are amazing creatures.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EKDS5k posted:

They don't give a gently caress, either, if you're in their way, then you're in their drat way, and they're not going around. I grew up in rural Alberta, so run ins with moose were not uncommon.

My mom hit one in a Toyota Tercel doing about 70 km/h. It was night and she didn't see it until it was coming through the windshield. The car was totaled, just absolutely wrecked, and the moose walked off into the bush.

Shortly after I learned to drive I was driving with my mom and we were coming up on a field I knew had horses in it. So when I saw a "horse" from the corner of my eye, I didn't even realise why my mom was saying "Stop stop stop stop!" I did stop, but the moose didn't even break stride, hopped the fence, and then ran across the road directly across my path.

But yes, from inside a house 50m+ away, they are amazing creatures.

drat, tell your mom thanks.

Usually car+moose results in the moose breaking their legs, and then dropping a ton or two of meat right onto the windshield, pretty much turning whoever is in the front seat into mush.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72awOuWcfAA&t=60s

(for some reason there are no vids of people being killed by meese)

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

EKDS5k posted:

My mom hit one in a Toyota Tercel doing about 70 km/h. It was night and she didn't see it until it was coming through the windshield. The car was totaled, just absolutely wrecked, and the moose walked off into the bush.

But yes, from inside a house 50m+ away, they are amazing creatures.

Yeah, my grandfather also almost died in a car crash with a moose because it basically flattened the car. There was also one right outside my window once when I was young, which was terrifying considering how high up the window was.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Yea "ok løp løpløpløp" I think?

They're super adorably sweet and horribly terrifying in real life.

e: Like Hippos basically I think?

Yeah, she's saying "det går bra, det går bra... ok, løp løp løpløp!"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I think I got this clip from this thread(? I'd like a link to the original anyhow if anybody has it)

https://fat.gfycat.com/UglyWhiteCentipede.mp4

That's a calf or young female for sure, if calf probs about 1 year old. A fully adult would put the hoof fully thru the robot

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

gschmidl posted:

Yeah, that came up a few pages back. Also:



I saw a load of photoshops of him on twitter but just scrolled past not realising it was him. That is really embarrassing. Obviously every one is allowed a political opinion but doing what he did is just ridiculous.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jippa posted:

I saw a load of photoshops of him on twitter but just scrolled past not realising it was him. That is really embarrassing. Obviously every one is allowed a political opinion but doing what he did is just ridiculous.

so you agree with his politics but not his tone?

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !



quote:

Among the revelations is the fact that Luckey’s long-time girlfriend, Nicole Edelmann, is an apparent supporter of GamerGate, the anti-feminist online harassment movement that erupted in 2014.

I know it comes with the territory at this point but jfc

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



e: gently caress it. I'm not starting poo poo at 6 AM.

Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 12:05 on Sep 24, 2016

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

it's 5 oclock somewhere

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Yeah.. I want this design, from this photo. Thanks

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

wayfinder posted:

Yeah.. I want this design, from this photo. Thanks



BwaaaaaaahahahahahahaHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

That's seriously my new favorite lovely tattoo.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

wayfinder posted:

Yeah.. I want this design, from this photo. Thanks



Hahahahaha, it took me moment to figure out what it was.




Anybody have an iPhone 7?
http://distractify.com/trending/2016/09/23/igroan

quote:

People Are Actually Drilling Holes In Their iPhone 7s For The 'Secret' Headphone Jack

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

QUACKTASTIC posted:

no.

this is:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88lJSIncLFQ

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

:lol: the very last video with the buffalo is the best :3:

I agree.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8R0ZwYvXpg

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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