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Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Splatmaster posted:

you get them crustaceans yet?

not yet i'm at work (i don't work on the wharf)

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

City of Glompton posted:

he's got a byob sig I thought he'd be doing some adopting...but if you both agree than it shall come to pass

oh poo poo... sorry. if not for other people looking out for me i would become a crazy cat lady, my house littered with newspapers and waste and several dead newbies found carefully wrapped in plastic in my freezer

Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

City of Glompton posted:

he's got a byob sig I thought he'd be doing some adopting...but if you both agree than it shall come to pass

no not really i pop in like one a year to wish u guys a merry christmas ( i called it jerry christmas for a festive joke)

Luvcow posted:

i would also like to foster mr. mumphrey until he can find a forever home

:cabot:

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I want Jerry mumphreys life... work, a wharf, mentor and crustaceans...

POWERBALL

by zen death robot
Can I adopt someone even tho I'm an adoptee?

social vegan



POWERBALL posted:

Can I adopt someone even tho I'm an adoptee?

heck ya it's call the dood chain, a small poster to poster connection interacting with other buddies to make the delicate dood web

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Don't need to be adopted cause I'm a posting stud, just dropped in cause I saw jerry was posting and figured something good might be up

I can give you some "tips" and "tricks" to being a good poster though, just post from your heart


FluffieDuckie

POWERBALL posted:

Can I adopt someone even tho I'm an adoptee?

you've been around long enough to be able to advise newbies so i don't see why not


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

City of Glompton

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

no not really i pop in like one a year to wish u guys a merry christmas ( i called it jerry christmas for a festive joke)


:cabot:



POWERBALL posted:

Can I adopt someone even tho I'm an adoptee?



Nooner posted:

Don't need to be adopted cause I'm a posting stud, just dropped in cause I saw jerry was posting and figured something good might be up

I can give you some "tips" and "tricks" to being a good poster though, just post from your heart



updating the op now :love:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

On the other end of the spectrum, to shake things up I would like to have 2 (two) adopted mentors Piso is one and fluffie would make a great big sister for this bird bud I think.

Wendigee

As a GBS Refugee, I am starting the Halloween Refugee signature club. Just pop Halloween Refugees in your halloween signature and get your voices out there we exist! We have nothing to be ashamed of!

It is not our fault that the forum was assaulted by 4 schizophrenics at the same time and one of them is insane enough to buy DDoS attacks whenever he gets off his meds.

Thank you BYOB for being such warm and welcoming hosts.

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Wendigee posted:

As a GBS Refugee, I am starting the Halloween Refugee signature club. Just pop Halloween Refugees in your halloween signature and get your voices out there we exist! We have nothing to be ashamed of!

It is not our fault that the forum was assaulted by 4 schizophrenics at the same time and one of them is insane enough to buy DDoS attacks whenever he gets off his meds.

Thank you BYOB for being such warm and welcoming hosts.

I'll add it to mine when I get home. It is hard being driven from the fertile posting grounds of our homeland


nockturne

I'm more of a feral, lurky kind of poster, and I don't really need to be adopted, but if some of you guys could leave some food out on the porch from time to time that would be great.

Wendigee

Nooner posted:

I'll add it to mine when I get home. It is hard being driven from the fertile posting grounds of our homeland

I know Nooner. I know. Together, we shall survive and in the near future we shall

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
nooner is a good pal to me, he defends me when ppl are mean. he should adopt an actual baby irl

Wendigee

Gatekeeper posted:

nooner is a good pal to me, he defends me when ppl are mean. he should adopt an actual baby irl

let's make a triumvirate maybe?

big black turnout



social vegan posted:

i will be adopting big black turnout whether or not he knows it :buddy:

haha woah i didn't even know it until now

i won't fail you sempai :hai:


Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Wendigee posted:

let's make a triumvirate maybe?

:aaaaa: i like it

big black turnout




hi gatekeeper it's good to see you!

ive always thought byob would be up your alley

Buckets

...THE CHILD...
I'm not a great, or even good poster
I don't post often and when i do it makes me guilty for wasting peoples time
it takes me a long time to learn anything
i'm kind of a goof off
I'm a messy person
talking to other people gives me anxiety attacks
I get angry when i'm hungry, but eating anything gives me toot butt
im always sweaty, even when it's cold outside
a kid once punched me and laughed
and the only prize I ever won in my life was a ticket raffle at a 24 hour scifi marathon

sorry


sorry

FluffieDuckie

Buckets posted:

I'm not a great, or even good poster
I don't post often and when i do it makes me guilty for wasting peoples time
it takes me a long time to learn anything
i'm kind of a goof off
I'm a messy person
talking to other people gives me anxiety attacks
I get angry when i'm hungry, but eating anything gives me toot butt
im always sweaty, even when it's cold outside
a kid once punched me and laughed
and the only prize I ever won in my life was a ticket raffle at a 24 hour scifi marathon

sorry


sorry

oh you poor little thing. we'll take care of you here


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Buckets posted:

I'm not a great, or even good poster
I don't post often and when i do it makes me guilty for wasting peoples time
it takes me a long time to learn anything
i'm kind of a goof off
I'm a messy person
talking to other people gives me anxiety attacks
I get angry when i'm hungry, but eating anything gives me toot butt
im always sweaty, even when it's cold outside
a kid once punched me and laughed
and the only prize I ever won in my life was a ticket raffle at a 24 hour scifi marathon

sorry


sorry

you

you did some awesome movie scene mspaints bud :) the babadook one was incredible, you captured the irritating frenzied essence of that awful kid perfectly

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

big black turnout posted:

hi gatekeeper it's good to see you!

ive always thought byob would be up your alley

you were correctamundo bud :^)

nice to see you as well!

City of Glompton

Buckets posted:

I'm not a great, or even good poster
I don't post often and when i do it makes me guilty for wasting peoples time
it takes me a long time to learn anything
i'm kind of a goof off
I'm a messy person
talking to other people gives me anxiety attacks
I get angry when i'm hungry, but eating anything gives me toot butt
im always sweaty, even when it's cold outside
a kid once punched me and laughed
and the only prize I ever won in my life was a ticket raffle at a 24 hour scifi marathon

sorry


sorry

:glomp: don't you worry buddy you are going to be safe here i promise


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Wendigee posted:

As a GBS Refugee, I am starting the Halloween Refugee signature club.

:c00l::respek::c00l:


City of Glompton

alright I'm going to start pairing people off, I hope you all benefit from your adopter/adoptee relationship :yayclod:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

nockturne posted:

I'm more of a feral, lurky kind of poster, and I don't really need to be adopted, but if some of you guys could leave some food out on the porch from time to time that would be great.

i've not been yobbing long enough to adopt, but i'll leave chips, dip, n beers out on the postin' pals porch for ya.

leavin the lights on, as they say

City of Glompton

Current List, please find your buddy(ies) and acknowledge each other! I reserve the right to assign you another buddy if I need to.

BUDS:
Uxzuigal - H*ck, The_Book_Of_Harry

SIB - Fart Puzzle, Dandywalken

Doc Friday - vols bitch, counterfeitsaint

Macnult - The_Book_Of_Harry, Theophany

Piso Mojado - Munchables, Toadvine

i flunked out - Nathilus

Symbolic - Cthulu Carl, femcastra

Tiberius Thyben - Applewhite

Darkamn Fanpage - Gatekeeper

CoG - GRILLARY CLINTON and POWERBALL

Piso Mojado - Iron Prince

super mario batali - THE BANANNA, Crow_Rodeo

DOPE FIEND KILLA G - School Nickname

social vegan - A Big Black Turnout

MrWillsauce - Rack, Android Lust

Luvcow - Absolute Lithops, Jerry Mumphrey, shoophobo

Hogge Wild - Carmant

I Was The Fury - GORDON

HighwireAct - HATECUBE, ROFLburger

Adiabatic - Sitting Here, Wendigee

Splatmaster - Marshall Louis, Jimlit

POWERBALL - MiracleWhale

FluffieDuckie - Buckets, Munchables

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Sep 24, 2016


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

FluffieDuckie

dear buckets,

you don't have pms so please email me at fluffieduckie@somethingawful.com from a throw away account if you don't want me to see your real email address

i can't possibly parent you if i can't talk to you


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

glompton thank you for taking this over for the unfortunately incarcerated sib


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

City of Glompton

np it's my pleasure


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Ok theres cots in the shed, my house is open to you, the dog is cool don't worry. Please PM with any questions or concerns.

Mumphrey is a veteran and a pro and he and shoophobo have been here before so both of you please look out for Absolute Lithops. Please no one shank my adoptees.

a messed up horse

by Nyc_Tattoo
please somebody teach me how to post

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alnilam

what responsibilities would i have as an adopteur?

Fart Puzzle

compressed fart pieces

Waiting for my forums daddy to get out of cat jail, he swears that this will be the last time and he will take real good care of me when he gets out.

City of Glompton

RE: responsibilities--be a friend to a stranger in a strange land


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

City of Glompton

Fart Puzzle posted:

Waiting for my forums daddy to get out of cat jail, he swears that this will be the last time and he will take real good care of me when he gets out.

it's OK kid your aunt siluvayne will watch you while he's away.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Buckets

...THE CHILD...

FluffieDuckie posted:

dear buckets,

you don't have pms so please email me at fluffieduckie@somethingawful.com from a throw away account if you don't want me to see your real email address

i can't possibly parent you if i can't talk to you

I don't know what you're talking about.

alnilam

City of Glompton posted:

RE: responsibilities--be a friend to a stranger in a strange land

Okay I'll do

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If there's enough buds left I'd like to request to be adopted! Even though I feel like byob is the home I never knew, nobody is perfect and I would like to be a good and interesting poster

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