B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Modaferri really should have won that

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:28

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# ? May 12, 2024 10:56

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I felt a lot of Maia's punches weren't landing flush throughout the fight. Tons seemed to be going off the arms but commentary saw it different.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:29

TheUltimateDoofus: May 21, 2016

https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/779515190136242176

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:31

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

TheUltimateDoofus posted:

https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/779515190136242176

And this is why Roxy is cool.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:34

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Roxy's like a real life Napoleon Dynamite and Goku all smooshed together.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:37

red19fire: May 26, 2010

TheUltimateDoofus posted:

https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/779515190136242176

The coordination of Travis Browne trying to do Werdum's moves.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 05:01

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

im fuckin psyched to watch cruickshank/souwer on youtube via hotel wifi tomorrow or whenever. i hope you degenerates watching live have fun

# ? Sep 24, 2016 12:29

Dr. Miracle: Feb 13, 2008; born to shart

What time does Rizin kick off? I can't find that info anywhere. I'm in South Australia but any Timezone will do if anyone knows.

EDIT never mind its 7 PM Japan time. It's all over the posters, I am very stupid.

Dr. Miracle fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Sep 24, 2016

# ? Sep 24, 2016 12:49

colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

Hong-man Choi

http://i.imgur.com/6cv61sc.mp4

# ? Sep 24, 2016 21:10

2 fat 4 my lambo: Oct 9, 2003; WEED POOP

lol at herb dean

# ? Sep 24, 2016 21:13

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

what's with that footwork, Herb? you gotta poo?

# ? Sep 24, 2016 22:53

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcZkXGahpYM&hd=1

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rizin is On

Why are we not discussing this?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:27

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Lid posted:

Rizin is On

Why are we not discussing this?

I'll discuss it, Cyborg should fight that woman from the intro who looked like she was on every drug ever.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Eltoasto posted:

I'll discuss it, Cyborg should fight that woman from the intro who looked like she was on every drug ever.

Cyborg would have a 60 lbs disadvantage

I'll allow it

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gabi Garcia's striking has improved from the worst of all time to god awful

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:41

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Seems fair

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:42

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

next up a cheerleader vs a woman walked out by a person wearing a ramen noodles costume

5'1" vs 4'9"

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:54

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Cup of noodles as a coach? Bold strategy, let's see if it pays off

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:57

Xerzes: May 16, 2012

Eltoasto posted:

Cup of noodles as a coach? Bold strategy, let's see if it pays off

Thank you. I was about to request a picture of top coach ramen.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:14

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Xerzes posted:

Thank you. I was about to request a picture of top coach ramen.

Coach Ramen now undefeated as far as i know

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:21

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Eltoasto posted:

Coach Ramen now undefeated as far as i know

That kind of looks like she's getting paid in giant novelty Cup Noodle vouchers.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:23

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

That kind of looks like she's getting paid in giant novelty Cup Noodle vouchers.

The right side says 1 year supply, so yeah pretty much

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

EVERYTHING IS BEAUIFUL AND NOTHING HRUTS

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:32

Eat Bum Zen: Jul 19, 2013; *mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

haha wtf is this

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:34

afatwhiteloaf: Oct 19, 2012

Krazy Horse owns

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:35

Eat Bum Zen: Jul 19, 2013; *mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

"i'm a friend of the family...and I run fast..."

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:36

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

An man who acts like a crack addict won the 3rd match

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Eat Bum Zen posted:

haha wtf is this

the greatest thing of all time

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:38

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Eltoasto posted:

~~An man who acts like~~ a crack addict won the 3rd match

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:42

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

I will never not appreciate RIZIN.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 09:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/campbellcombate/status/779952192149000192

# ? Sep 25, 2016 09:06

Eat Bum Zen: Jul 19, 2013; *mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

The gas is real

# ? Sep 25, 2016 09:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The Prussian Hunter

# ? Sep 25, 2016 09:15

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

I'm rooting for Swedish Lance Storm

# ? Sep 25, 2016 09:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

FINALLY

a fighters walkout music is JUSTICE

# ? Sep 25, 2016 09:35

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

let's go crooku shanku

# ? Sep 25, 2016 11:03

Siivola: Dec 23, 2012

I just woke up and there's an Estonian sumo guy in the ring. What the heck am I watching.

He has a 90 kilogram advantage oh my God.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 11:19

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

Siivola posted:

I just woke up and there's an Estonian sumo guy in the ring. What the heck am I watching.

He has a 90 kilogram advantage oh my God.

Unless something hilarious happens in the next fight (or injuries

) that Estonian sumo will be fighting CROCOP in December. Merry Christmas.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 11:38

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# ? May 12, 2024 10:56

Siivola: Dec 23, 2012

"Mirko's wearing a gi next fight."

I wonder how his Croatian Jiu Jitsu stands up to Estonian Sumo. :v:

Edit: Guess we'll never know! I didn't think you could pull this pro wrestling stuff in MMA. :aaa:

Siivola fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Sep 25, 2016

# ? Sep 25, 2016 11:49

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