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worfquoter
Sep 24, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Cojawfee posted:

Sorry, but it will never be the year of the desktop.

You will never attain the 24th level of awareness.

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woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!
Found an old folder of pictures of tech stuff.


Remember the Intel Bunny-Men?


700MB full-height, 5.25" SCSI hard drive. Was loud as balls, but worked flawlessly until I retired it. Picture on the right is the same drive dwarfing the HEUG XBOX.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Haha that's awesome. I had a 10 or 20 MB drive in my 8086 that was only slightly taller. :v:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'm 90% positive I still have several of those Intel bunny men plushes somewhere in a bin in the garage. A yellow and a blue one. I haven't seen them in almost 20 years.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oh god. And remember when the Blue Man Group were the "spokes"men for the P3? I kept running into people who thought Intel had created them. "Wow, in Vegas there's a whole show of those Intel Blue Men"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Reemmber when IBM was called 'Big Blue' due to the blue suits their sales force used to wear?

This book from 1994 was a great read on the rise and fall of IBM:



https://www.amazon.com/Big-Blues-Unmaking-Paul-Carroll/dp/0517882213

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I recently saw a job posting that had "Experience with IBM PCs" in the list of qualifications.

It was an entomologist position with the Government of Canada.

Rashomon
Jun 21, 2006

This machine kills fascists

Mak0rz posted:

I recently saw a job posting that had "Experience with IBM PCs" in the list of qualifications.

It was an entomologist position with the Government of Canada.

Sounds like they need someone to help with...

Debugging.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Rashomon posted:

Sounds like they need someone to help with...

Debugging.

Holy poo poo

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Mak0rz posted:

I recently saw a job posting that had "Experience with IBM PCs" in the list of qualifications.

It was an entomologist position with the Government of Canada.

Jokes on you, don't you know that all government forces use antiquated crap for years after the general public? Or that's just here in the US.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Rashomon posted:

Sounds like they need someone to help with...

Debugging.

Perfect.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Rashomon posted:

Sounds like they need someone to help with...

Debugging.

Beautiful.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Humphreys posted:

Reemmber when IBM was called 'Big Blue' due to the blue suits their sales force used to wear?

This book from 1994 was a great read on the rise and fall of IBM:



https://www.amazon.com/Big-Blues-Unmaking-Paul-Carroll/dp/0517882213

The history of IBM is sort of impressive. From the early days of tabulating machinery and pre-computer punchcards they have, over the years, kickstarted the mainframe and then PC markets, propelled Microsoft to success (and regretted it), set things up so Oracle could succeed (and probably regretted that too), left the consumer market entirely (selling the PC business to Lenovo, who have done well with it), and after that dip in the '90s they refocused on consulting and development projects that I believe make them quite a lot of money again.

I think of them as the Britain of computing history.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I'm still kinda unclear as to what exact mistake IBM made that made it legal for other manufacturers to clone their PCs.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

CubanMissile posted:

I'm still kinda unclear as to what exact mistake IBM made that made it legal for other manufacturers to clone their PCs.

As I understand it, they used off the shelf parts that anyone could buy, but their BIOS was proprietary.

Someone reverse engineered their BIOS and made their own that was compatible, while managing to skirt around the technicalities of copyright, and that way you had a clone without infringing anything.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

evobatman posted:

As I understand it, they used off the shelf parts that anyone could buy, but their BIOS was proprietary.

Someone reverse engineered their BIOS and made their own that was compatible, while managing to skirt around the technicalities of copyright, and that way you had a clone without infringing anything.

What I saw in the "period drama" Halt and Catch Fire, which depicts a company making an IBM PC clone in the 80s (and which I think fits in with what I read previously) was that the theoretical plan was one person reverse engineers the BIOS into some sort of source code and documents what it does, and another person uses the documentation (but never looks at the original BIOS source, I swear!) to write a new BIOS. I think that generally it's legitimate to reverse engineer the interfaces of a piece of software (let's call BIOS software here, rather than worrying about whether it's firmware, or whatever) in order to make some other software that is compatible with it, so maybe the documentation wasn't so much "this is what the BIOS does" as "this is the interface that the BIOS needs to present to DOS in order for DOS to work".

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Yes, IBM due to time pressure used off the shelf components. They even published schematics and source code. They bet on the copyright to prevent cloning. A company called Compaq, you might have heard of them, managed to clone the BIOS and quite quickly release better computers than IBM (as they went on with the PS/2 and supporting OS/2 + MCA dead-end).

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Plus there was that whole "We'll licenses MS-DOS" instead of outright owning it thing.

Not that it would have been hard to find an alternate DOS, but everyone running the same drat system helped the clones out.
VvV
He said it better

FilthyImp has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Sep 25, 2016

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
It was the combination of the functionality of the BIOS being easily duplicated AND the fact that IBM allowed Microsoft to license DOS to them instead of selling them the rights to DOS. In allowing Microsoft to retain the rights to DOS this created the perfect storm in which manufacturers were able to build machines that were hardware AND software compatible. If DOS had been proprietary to IBM machines it would have been much harder to have the hardware clones be able to run the same software. Clone manufacturers would have had to reverse engineer DOS as well. If DOS had not been available for those clones the computing landscape may be very different and we might all be using Amiga or Apple derivative computers instead of (likely) something derived from that Compaq clone.

Edit: God dammit filthyimp.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

FilthyImp posted:

Plus there was that whole "We'll licenses MS-DOS" instead of outright owning it thing.

Not that it would have been hard to find an alternate DOS, but everyone running the same drat system helped the clones out.

It didn't have an alternate operating system. It had two. Kind of.

It had the promise of CP/M 86 to be delivered "real soon now." It was delayed, and later became DR DOS and then Novell DOS. It also had an interactive Pascal system (IIRC), which might have been used in research or something?

The big thing, though, was that MS-DOS was way cheaper, as Microsoft got a deal with no individual licensing fee, but the right to sell it themselves to third parties.

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I stuck every video I downloaded off of kazaa / old game sites in the early 2000s into a youtube channel a few years ago

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
A lot of the videos I got from Kazaa were very, very nsfw, either intentionally or not

GutBomb posted:

It was the combination of the functionality of the BIOS being easily duplicated AND the fact that IBM allowed Microsoft to license DOS to them instead of selling them the rights to DOS. In allowing Microsoft to retain the rights to DOS this created the perfect storm in which manufacturers were able to build machines that were hardware AND software compatible. If DOS had been proprietary to IBM machines it would have been much harder to have the hardware clones be able to run the same software. Clone manufacturers would have had to reverse engineer DOS as well. If DOS had not been available for those clones the computing landscape may be very different and we might all be using Amiga or Apple derivative computers instead of (likely) something derived from that Compaq clone.

Edit: God dammit filthyimp.
It also might seen that IBM made a huge mistake that cost it billions from all the PC revenue, without all the clones it might never have taken off in the first place and died in a couple of years like a number of other personal computer systems around the time.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

klafbang posted:

It didn't have an alternate operating system. It had two. Kind of.

It had the promise of CP/M 86 to be delivered "real soon now." It was delayed, and later became DR DOS and then Novell DOS. It also had an interactive Pascal system (IIRC), which might have been used in research or something?

The big thing, though, was that MS-DOS was way cheaper, as Microsoft got a deal with no individual licensing fee, but the right to sell it themselves to third parties.

The story, at least the way I heard it, was that when IBM was developing their PC, their people went to see the CP/M people about licensing it... and got treated like poo poo. In a huff, IBM went over to Microsoft (at that time mostly known for writing programming languages, not operating systems) and asked for an OS. Microsoft had a half-complete knockoff of CP/M called QDOS (Quick and Dirty Operating System), which they hastily polished up and renamed MS-DOS, and the rest is history.

I'm sure I have some details wrong in there, but that was the general gist.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
I thought they bought Q-DOS from some backyard programmer and flipped it to IBM?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

JnnyThndrs posted:

I thought they bought Q-DOS from some backyard programmer and flipped it to IBM?
Bought or paid to use, basically. There's a few Docs (like Triumph of the Nerds, which really needs an update for this era) which shows that some really basic commands were the same except for how one called the operation.

CP/M guy, I believe, took one look at the non-disclosure agreement and told them to :getout: so it was a huge waste of time for Big Blue.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


mobby_6kl posted:

^^^
A lot of the videos I got from Kazaa were very, very nsfw, either intentionally or not
Before I ever got a chance to watch hardcore porn by myself a friend showed me something I "just had to see" from Kazaa. A bald guy attrmpting to insert his head in a lady's vag.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Casimir Radon posted:

Before I ever got a chance to watch hardcore porn by myself a friend showed me something I "just had to see" from Kazaa. A bald guy attrmpting to insert his head in a lady's vag.

Link/pic?

e: asking for a friend

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

FilthyImp posted:

Bought or paid to use, basically. There's a few Docs (like Triumph of the Nerds, which really needs an update for this era) which shows that some really basic commands were the same except for how one called the operation.

CP/M guy, I believe, took one look at the non-disclosure agreement and told them to :getout: so it was a huge waste of time for Big Blue.

Someone mentioned a book called big blue so I grabbed it and have only read the first couple of chapters today. But so far, IBM just suck at micro computers and software, they acknowledge that fact apparently and decide to outsource almost everything. (E: One idea some management had was to get atari to knock something up and slap an IBM badge on it).

They decided to try microsoft for an OS, Gates told them to go to CP/M. CP/M fobbed them off.
Gates licenced qdos for $75k for them (told them up front they could do it themselves because Gates didn't really want too - probably knowing it ripped off CP/M, but IBM exec definitely didn't want to do an in house OS that would take 3 years).
They outsourced hardware as well. They really were self admittedly very bad at small systems and software from what the author is writing, so they just didn't want to do it. They were such a behemoth at the time that there was no way they could reach a lowish price point and develop fast enough to make a micro pc viable if it was developed in house the way they ran their business.
That's as far as I have got in the book, but from personal memory it wasn't any of that that killed them. The PC would just be another closed off system if IBM didn't outsource, no universal software or OS, just another computer out of reach from the masses, another weird british, japanese or commodore etc, ie they all died in the end. Don't forget this was around the time that apple was going down hill because the apple 2 wasn't cutting it any more and lisa flopped. What IBM brought together set a standard that everyone else could build and that's the success of the "PC" even if it didn't line the pockets of IBM in the end.
It was the ripping off the BIOS that did IBM in like someone mentioned. Once it got outside of IBM then it was a free for all with phoenix ami award etc Then you could run any hardware or OS anyway.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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What I love is how in hindsight all the histories make it sounds like the licensing agreement was some amazingly shrewd coup by Gates, like as though he could envision it being the cornerstone of the future Microsoft juggernaut, when in reality it was just this reluctant and awkward and embarrassed-on-both-sides deal of necessity that neither party saw as being particularly worthwhile.

Anony Mouse
Jan 30, 2005

A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
Lipstick Apathy

Where's all the porn?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Anony Mouse posted:

Where's all the porn?
In the military copying the contents of other people's external drives wholesale is pretty common. There is of course a lot of porn. I suspect this is not really a hreat idea because if you're just ripping off everyone's uncurated porn folder eventually you're going to end up with really dubious stuff if not outright child porn. I've heard of people finding it but by that point finding the origin is really hard.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Casimir Radon posted:

In the military copying the contents of other people's external drives wholesale is pretty common. There is of course a lot of porn. I suspect this is not really a hreat idea because if you're just ripping off everyone's uncurated porn folder eventually you're going to end up with really dubious stuff if not outright child porn. I've heard of people finding it but by that point finding the origin is really hard.

Having done this and witnessed it a lot, looking back yeah that was idiotic as gently caress considering how often you see dudes go down (rightfully so of course) for CP

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Having done this and witnessed it a lot, looking back yeah that was idiotic as gently caress considering how often you see dudes go down (rightfully so of course) for CP
It's the tech equivalent of everyone spitting in a cup.

I was looking through Air Force Court of Criminal Appeals decisions one time and saw a SrA Michael Jackson getting thrown out for child porn. Somebody in GIP actually knew him and had to bring him some paperwork while he was on house arrest.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Casimir Radon posted:

In the military copying the contents of other people's external drives wholesale is pretty common. There is of course a lot of porn. I suspect this is not really a hreat idea because if you're just ripping off everyone's uncurated porn folder eventually you're going to end up with really dubious stuff if not outright child porn. I've heard of people finding it but by that point finding the origin is really hard.

I was wiping a computer for a friend to do a complete reinstall of everything for him that he got from some dubious source and found CP on it. This was around 2006-7 so being an idiot teen I really didn't know what else to do besides recoil in disgust and just go ahead with the DBAN wipe.

Anony Mouse
Jan 30, 2005

A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
Lipstick Apathy

Casimir Radon posted:

In the military copying the contents of other people's external drives wholesale is pretty common. There is of course a lot of porn. I suspect this is not really a hreat idea because if you're just ripping off everyone's uncurated porn folder eventually you're going to end up with really dubious stuff if not outright child porn. I've heard of people finding it but by that point finding the origin is really hard.
Tell me about it. I was in the USAF for a stretch. There was a healthy PSP .iso trading ring at Al Udeid. A homebrewed PSP was hands down the best portable entertainment system you could have from 2005 to 2010.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Anony Mouse posted:

Tell me about it. I was in the USAF for a stretch. There was a healthy PSP .iso trading ring at Al Udeid. A homebrewed PSP was hands down the best portable entertainment system you could have from 2005 to 2010.

I was too early for the PSP. I always had my GBA with Rainbow 6 in my map pocket.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Humphreys posted:

I was too early for the PSP. I always had my GBA with Rainbow 6 in my map pocket.

Those loving stealth missions, man.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Geirskogul posted:

Those loving stealth missions, man.

Yeah I spent way too long on the shitter playing those. It would be morning inspection time and I was no where to be seen. Poopin and playin. When I got the injury that hosed my legs I was initially more pissed off that my GBA got smashed. "WTF am I supposed to do now in hospital!?"

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Skoll posted:

I was wiping a computer for a friend to do a complete reinstall of everything for him that he got from some dubious source and found CP on it. This was around 2006-7 so being an idiot teen I really didn't know what else to do besides recoil in disgust and just go ahead with the DBAN wipe.

That was probably the best course of action anyway, unless you could prove chain of custody back to someone with a couple of teenage kids messing with it in the meantime.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Rashomon posted:

Sounds like they need someone to help with...

Debugging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

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