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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
A bag is probably the least convenient thing to hold milk in. How can an entire nation not get this?

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cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Who What Now posted:

A bag is probably the least convenient thing to hold milk in. How can an entire nation not get this?

because it's an improvement from the baskets and moose bladders they used to use.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

A bag is probably the least convenient thing to hold milk in. How can an entire nation not get this?

I don't blame them. They're basically just Minnesotan, but without access to good whiskey. Can you imagine? A life with Canadien whiskey as your brown liquor? Those poor poor people.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Who What Now posted:

A bag is probably the least convenient thing to hold milk in. How can an entire nation not get this?

Well you see, we put the bags into pitchers, and then cut a hole in the top. No, I don't know how this is more convenient than just pouring milk into the pitcher itself.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Arcsquad12 posted:

Well you see, we put the bags into pitchers, and then cut a hole in the top. No, I don't know how this is more convenient than just pouring milk into the pitcher itself.

It also sucks because sometimes the bag gets stuck in the pitcher before it's all the way in so when you pour it the bag is all floppy and milk spills everywhere. It's my bane.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Arcsquad12 posted:

Well you see, we put the bags into pitchers, and then cut a hole in the top. No, I don't know how this is more convenient than just pouring milk into the pitcher itself.

Or selling it in a bottle or reclosable carton like literally every other liquid foodstuff.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Who What Now posted:

A bag is probably the least convenient thing to hold milk in.

I keep all MY milk in a wheelbarrow, check and mate :smuggo:

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I keep all my milk in your mom :agesilaus:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Bum the Sad posted:

I keep all my milk in your mom :agesilaus:

Gross, mostly for the acidic whey that would be pouring out of my mom's orifice, which ever that may be, but also for the lack of refrigeration because my mom, being a total whore, is anything but frigid.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


MizPiz posted:

This one is going to make me feel. Dude makes a legit good podcast and I don't want anyone to discouraged from listening just because this was posted here, but:



Just imagine what the raw photo looked like. Please actually give it a chance, though:

http://historyonfirepodcast.com/episodes/

Daniele Bolelli is awesome. Both of his podcasts are great.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Here's the main reason, a 4l jug of milk is 6bux, the 3 bags that add up to 4l are 4bux. Plus when you're a single goon living alone with just his Marvel Legends figures they stay fresher longer.



I am afraid this may be a prom.

This guy looks like he'd say I don't even own a television, and goes on a bout Poe, Lovecraft and Rice.

That giant baby look

Yep, that makes you better

Why would you shave like that?

Just because you compliment her doesn't mean she owes you poo poo!
[timg]http://i.imgur.com/8uL2p1w.jpg[/itmg]

I just noticed the gauges

The Wizard of Fat

I can think of a lot of stuff more awesome than this.

Yea, come at me Christians, I'll take you down with my Nerf gun and my quotes from Dawkins!

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master


This is my favorite :magical:

It's like a manchild Perfect Storm.

Pretending overcoat is fancy suit? Check.
Drinking mom's wine cooler from a crystal chalice like it's sophistocated? Check.
Ayn Rand? Check.
Hilariously unaware of food attached to clothes? Check.
What appears to be softcore anime porn open on his laptop? Check.

BONUS STAGE: GERSBERMS

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wizard Master posted:



This is my favorite :magical:

It's like a manchild Perfect Storm.

Pretending overcoat is fancy suit? Check.
Drinking mom's wine cooler from a crystal chalice like it's sophistocated? Check.
Ayn Rand? Check.
Hilariously unaware of food attached to clothes? Check.
What appears to be softcore anime porn open on his laptop? Check.

BONUS STAGE: GERSBERMS

I know that your eye is instantly drawn to anime porn, but look at what else is on that laptop screen

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Thin Privilege posted:

These bother me because the first guy has nothing in the materia slots and in fact has plastic over them (ok granted he probably doesn't deserve materia anyways) and the second guy can't even get the right number of materia slots right in one of the most iconic swords ever

The AUG is in the house.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
That pic's a joke, there's a bunch like that from some old fyad thread. He's pretty clearly taking the piss from the post on the computer anyway.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Wizard Master posted:



This is my favorite :magical:

It's like a manchild Perfect Storm.

Pretending overcoat is fancy suit? Check.
Drinking mom's wine cooler from a crystal chalice like it's sophistocated? Check.
Ayn Rand? Check.
Hilariously unaware of food attached to clothes? Check.
What appears to be softcore anime porn open on his laptop? Check.

BONUS STAGE: GERSBERMS

From FYAD? Check.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Wizard Master posted:



This is my favorite :magical:

It's like a manchild Perfect Storm.

Pretending overcoat is fancy suit? Check.
Drinking mom's wine cooler from a crystal chalice like it's sophistocated? Check.
Ayn Rand? Check.
Hilariously unaware of food attached to clothes? Check.
What appears to be softcore anime porn open on his laptop? Check.

BONUS STAGE: GERSBERMS

Sorry he turned you down :(

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

chaos rhames posted:

That pic's a joke, there's a bunch like that from some old fyad thread. He's pretty clearly taking the piss from the post on the computer anyway.

He's using a crust of bread for a cravat. It's pretty clearly a joke, but it's still really good.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

chaos rhames posted:

That pic's a joke, there's a bunch like that from some old fyad thread. He's pretty clearly taking the piss from the post on the computer anyway.

Buying those curtains was really the perfect troll.

E I know it's a joke, but he has mom curtains

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

twistedmentat posted:


Just because you compliment her doesn't mean she owes you poo poo!

I think she should give him a chance, dude did try to dye his hair to match hers.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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They both look insufferable. Plus that dude she was with didn't even hold her threw "........." Big boy has a point. GO GET 'ER SAMMY!

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008

Is shaving your beard into a weird shape to give the illusion of a jawline the dude version of contouring?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Grape Soda posted:


Is shaving your beard into a weird shape to give the illusion of a jawline the dude version of contouring?

No, because contouring actually makes you look good

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I dont know i think the jowls are really defined

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

chaos rhames posted:

That pic's a joke, there's a bunch like that from some old fyad thread. He's pretty clearly taking the piss from the post on the computer anyway.

Wizard Master is the most bumbling troll on this forum and I enjoy his posts in the same way I enjoy seeing a 12-year-old with a brand-new pair of mirror shades practicing combat rolls in the parking lot while waiting to get picked up after violin practice

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Solice Kirsk posted:

And this from a guy that would consider getting milked if I was moving to the Pacific Northwest.

milk in bags is a mostly Eastern Canada thing. you're not going to find a lot of places, if any, that sell milk bags in the pacific Northwest of Canada.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bum the Sad posted:

I keep all my milk in your mom :agesilaus:

Jokes on you, that means your milk has herpes.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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twistedmentat posted:

Here's the main reason, a 4l jug of milk is 6bux, the 3 bags that add up to 4l are 4bux.

So it's because of the Bag Lobby is what you're saying.

Big Bag :bahgawd:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


snoo
Jul 5, 2007







???

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Grape Soda posted:


Is shaving your beard into a weird shape to give the illusion of a jawline the dude version of contouring?

It's why fat guys grow goatees, they think it hides their extra chins.

Data Graham posted:

So it's because of the Bag Lobby is what you're saying.

Big Bag :bahgawd:

Its because Big Bag is Canadian, we'll put up with anything if the company is from Canada.


My most AUG is I work every year at a Anime con. I am co organizer of the flea market and the prizes, so I don't go too far down the rabbit hole. Anyways, this reminds me of a problem we had a few years ago. the Yoai paddle. It was just like the above, save it had Yaoi or I <3 Yaoi on it. The problem arose when said paddles would be used by yaoi fangirls would smack guys they wanted to see make out on the butts with the paddles, without warning or consent. We demanded they stop but they refused, so the panels were banned, and that caused a huge shitstorm on the offical forums for the con. We were homophobic and unfairly singling out Yaoi fans for persecution, even though no one had a real problem with banning of "glomping" earlier.

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 04:08 on Sep 26, 2016

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Guy Goodbody posted:

No, because contouring actually makes you look good

Not really, it's usually pretty obvious.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


twistedmentat posted:

My most AUG is I work every year at a Anime con. I am co organizer of the flea market and the prizes, so I don't go too far down the rabbit hole. Anyways, this reminds me of a problem we had a few years ago. the Yoai paddle. It was just like the above, save it had Yaoi or I <3 Yaoi on it. The problem arose when said paddles would be used by yaoi fangirls would smack guys they wanted to see make out on the butts with the paddles, without warning or consent. We demanded they stop but they refused, so the panels were banned, and that caused a huge shitstorm on the offical forums for the con. We were homophobic and unfairly singling out Yaoi fans for persecution, even though no one had a real problem with banning of "glomping" earlier.

Anime weirdos that don't have a sense of boundaries?!
Next you'll tell me that Cosby is a rapist.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


twistedmentat posted:

It's why fat guys grow goatees, they think it hides their extra chins.


Its because Big Bag is Canadian, we'll put up with anything if the company is from Canada.


My most AUG is I work every year at a Anime con. I am co organizer of the flea market and the prizes, so I don't go too far down the rabbit hole. Anyways, this reminds me of a problem we had a few years ago. the Yoai paddle. It was just like the above, save it had Yaoi or I <3 Yaoi on it. The problem arose when said paddles would be used by yaoi fangirls would smack guys they wanted to see make out on the butts with the paddles, without warning or consent. We demanded they stop but they refused, so the panels were banned, and that caused a huge shitstorm on the offical forums for the con. We were homophobic and unfairly singling out Yaoi fans for persecution, even though no one had a real problem with banning of "glomping" earlier.

Man, you could start a pretty good Ask/Tell thread about this.


Inzombiac posted:

Anime weirdos that don't have a sense of boundaries?!
Next you'll tell me that Cosby is a rapist.

Fun fact! The restaurant I work at named one our sandwiches after Bill Cosby and within the last few years it was mysteriously renamed. Old customers like to remind our waitstaff of this fact often, along with the fact that we used to serve liver and onions and that our food was good at some point.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I can't wait to be old so I can be really smug and obnoxious to people and they can't do anything about it!

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
The absolute worst person to have in front of you when you're lining up for food on your lunch break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sao4GwfbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIkMToA3FU

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I want an emote that's just a smilie with the mouth hanging open, and the text "GRROOOOOOOAN" zooming past in a loop. Just for videos like that one.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Celery Face posted:

The absolute worst person to have in front of you when you're lining up for food on your lunch break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sao4GwfbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIkMToA3FU

I think I understand agony now

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Relevant to fat guys with goatees:

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