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Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Cicadas! posted:

The part that gets me about that is even as a dragon he's still lame and dumpy-looking. Even in his wildest fantasies he's still a tubby loser, and that's hilarious.
Oh it's better than a dragon, that's a pokemon.

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Ularg posted:

I want an emote that's just a smilie with the mouth hanging open, and the text "GRROOOOOOOAN" zooming past in a loop. Just for videos like that one.

I've always been a fan of :what:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

Fun fact! The restaurant I work at named one our sandwiches after Bill Cosby and within the last few years it was mysteriously renamed. Old customers like to remind our waitstaff of this fact often, along with the fact that we used to serve liver and onions and that our food was good at some point.

I'm not old, and I love liver and onions :smith: Whenever I'm talking to someone, and it happens to come up that we both actually like liver and onions, there's an emotional outpouring similar to those on TV shows where they reunite people who survived the same airplane crash or something.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

Man, you could start a pretty good Ask/Tell thread about this.

Eh, the Con doesn't have that much AUG. Like the worst thing was the guys in Anon masks running around groping women during the dance, leading to them being banned and 4chan getting pissy about the con being run by Robocops. Or the guy who started freaking out about his anxieties to get into an event early. "My friend texted me to meet her here but she's not here and I my anxieties are freaking out!".

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I am like 400 posts behind but 90-Day Fiancé came up and I watched the first half of season one. It is the ultimate trash tv and some of the couples are genuinely sweet and you want to see it work out and then there is my mainest of main men Mohammed. Clearly lying to Danielle about loving her and then he finds out she's lying about being a rich American, glorious.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Source is a 4chan offsite mlp news site I guess?

free basket of chips has a new favorite as of 17:24 on Sep 26, 2016

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Jesus those teeth

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Red Suit posted:

Source is a 4chan offsite mlp news site I guess?


So they're bronies-- I suspect we can guess why they hung around with her.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

so they could feed her apples through a fence, duh

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Red Suit posted:

Source is a 4chan offsite mlp news site I guess?


Sarah Jessica Parker should have her plastic surgeon shot.

Edit: Alien: resurrection sequel's taking a scary loving turn.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

I've heard of horse faces, but this is ridiculous. I'm not convinced she isn't an agent of the Horse People who convinced the bronies to kill humans in order to bring about the new equine age on Earth. Following the massacre and extinction of humanity, the bronies will transcend their human forms to become godlike ponies.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Efexeye posted:

so they could feed her apples through a fence, duh

Some people choose their fursonas, some are born with horse teeth thrust upon them.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Serge Painsbourg posted:

I've heard of horse faces, but this is ridiculous. I'm not convinced she isn't an agent of the Horse People who convinced the bronies to kill humans in order to bring about the new equine age on Earth. Following the massacre and extinction of humanity, the bronies will transcend their human forms to become godlike ponies.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


By Jason the Horse hahaha

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Celery Face posted:

The absolute worst person to have in front of you when you're lining up for food on your lunch break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sao4GwfbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIkMToA3FU

Is this performance art?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What's a pegasister?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Darth123123 posted:

What's a pegasister?

Lady brony

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Celery Face posted:

The absolute worst person to have in front of you when you're lining up for food on your lunch break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sao4GwfbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIkMToA3FU

There's something about Subway that attracts these people. I think its probably how customizable the food is, combined with the fact that they make it right in front of you so no matter how much of a dipshit you are they can't spit in it.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Basebf555 posted:

There's something about Subway that attracts these people. I think its probably how customizable the food is, combined with the fact that they make it right in front of you so no matter how much of a dipshit you are they can't spit in it.

I used to work at a Subway, and while we couldn't spit in the food, my manager always told us that if we got a customer that was being a dick, we should just hit the "extra olives" button on the register each time they were being an rear end which added something like $0.20 to their bill each time.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Efexeye posted:

so they could feed her apples through a fence, duh

That girl is an orthodontist's wet dream

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Clearly she's one of Bojack's illegitimate children.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Celery Face posted:

The absolute worst person to have in front of you when you're lining up for food on your lunch break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sao4GwfbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIkMToA3FU

That's definitely some sort of "common" mental disorder. From my years of working retail jobs, I've encountered a few people like that, usually dealing with things like smokes or lottery tickets.

If you want to deal with the worst dredges of humanity, sell lottery and cigarettes.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Red Suit posted:

Source is a 4chan offsite mlp news site I guess?


Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Say what you want about the The Mouth of Sauron but at least hes got a good teeth to gum ratio

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Red Suit posted:

Source is a 4chan offsite mlp news site I guess?


The source was suspect, so I looked it up.

It appears to be real.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Fashionable Jorts posted:

That's definitely some sort of "common" mental disorder. From my years of working retail jobs, I've encountered a few people like that, usually dealing with things like smokes or lottery tickets.

If you want to deal with the worst dredges of humanity, sell lottery and cigarettes.

I always thought it was people who had very little actual authority in their own lives, so they make up for that inadequacy by being unreasonably demanding in the few places they can get away with it.

I see it when I'm stuck in line at Panda Express where I inevitably get stuck behind a guy that wants to know every loving ingredient in every entree, and micromanages the meat:vegetable ratio of every scoopful. :byodood:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

chitoryu12 posted:

The source was suspect, so I looked it up.

It appears to be real.

Well, according to the article the girl is the daughter of the murder victims and was located after going missing. The wording is weird but it sounds like there is another 17 year old who was detained as part of the murders but being a minor they can't release her information. And of course the news article wouldn't mention anything about brony's so I still doubt the veracity of any of that post.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Fashionable Jorts posted:

That's definitely some sort of "common" mental disorder. From my years of working retail jobs, I've encountered a few people like that, usually dealing with things like smokes or lottery tickets.

If you want to deal with the worst dredges of humanity, sell lottery and cigarettes.

i dont know where you worked where you sold those things but i sold those things at a gas station and the good thing about working at a gas station is you can tell customers to gently caress off and not get in trouble

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
You think gas station customers are bad, try working at a bottle/can deposit redemption/recycling place. (I now live in MI where they're just part of grocery stores, but once upon a time lived in CA, where they were their own standalone businesses in the middle of parking lots). Pretty much 4 out of 5 customers (the ratio was even higher for regulars) was likely homeless, and definitely had mental problems, most were unwashed, I had more than one try to pick fights with me, not to mention how many thought that because I'm white, I'd automatically agree with whatever racist tripe they'd start spewing. Oh, and nearly every customer would come in with a grin on their face like I was handing out free money. Quite a few were disappointed at just how far a garbage bag of 0.05 dollar cans will not get you. Of course this was MY fault. Also I was left alone with these people all day every day, plus had no environmental protection while sitting on a blacktop parking lot, and I had to regularly wade through sharp garbage. Fun job.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



im pooping! posted:

i dont know where you worked where you sold those things but i sold those things at a gas station and the good thing about working at a gas station is you can tell customers to gently caress off and not get in trouble

Oh, I had a pretty sweet setup. Working customer service at a grocery store, and all of my bosses loved me so I had total authority. If someone became abusive to me or another cashier (it happened a lot to the teenage girls that worked tills, something about 40 year old white men that love getting mad at young women) I gladly exercised my ability to ban someone from the store.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Nothing in retail could possibly be worse than working at Blockbuster Video right after they tried to convince people that they had gotten rid of all late fees, but then still charged "restocking fees". It was like 6 hours of fights with customers per 8 hour shift. The system was actually better but the customers didn't want to hear it because they had it in their heads that they could now keep a DVD for 8 months and never pay anything.

Mastodon Compound
Oct 2, 2012

Choco1980 posted:

You think gas station customers are bad, try working at a bottle/can deposit redemption/recycling place. (I now live in MI where they're just part of grocery stores, but once upon a time lived in CA, where they were their own standalone businesses in the middle of parking lots). Pretty much 4 out of 5 customers (the ratio was even higher for regulars) was likely homeless, and definitely had mental problems, most were unwashed, I had more than one try to pick fights with me, not to mention how many thought that because I'm white, I'd automatically agree with whatever racist tripe they'd start spewing. Oh, and nearly every customer would come in with a grin on their face like I was handing out free money. Quite a few were disappointed at just how far a garbage bag of 0.05 dollar cans will not get you. Of course this was MY fault. Also I was left alone with these people all day every day, plus had no environmental protection while sitting on a blacktop parking lot, and I had to regularly wade through sharp garbage. Fun job.

Holy crap, were you in san diego?

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Red Suit posted:

Source is a 4chan offsite mlp news site I guess?


my dad used to pop out his dentures to make us laugh when my mom wasn't looking. This girls real teeth show more gum.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

That's definitely some sort of "common" mental disorder. From my years of working retail jobs, I've encountered a few people like that, usually dealing with things like smokes or lottery tickets.

If you want to deal with the worst dredges of humanity, sell lottery and cigarettes.

I worked at a gas station for like 5 months when I was 21 and had a customer call the police on me because I processed her pick 4 before her pick 3. The police removed her from the store. Same sort of thing happened when I was a manager at Office Depot. Middle aged lady threw a fit because I wouldn't return something for the price age paid a year ago and called the cops. They escorted her out of the store. Her husband came storming in looking for me like 2 hours later and threatened me. The police escorted him out too.

I just don't get why people think the cops are gonna take a customers side.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
All these plushies get hosed.


empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
On the other hand, I got fired from a convenience store for telling my customers to gently caress off and not giving them my money. Like, they rolled in half drunk or high and would buy a six-pack and some smokes, then beg me for some cash to buy a jar of pasta sauce or whatever for their dinner. Once or twice and you were a regular, then I wouldn't care. But half of my late night customers begging me for a loan? gently caress off, I'm not working here for laughs. My money goes to me, you want to eat, learn to manage your cash assholes.

After the manager told me I was fired for "customer complaints", I found out my co-workers gave our customers some of their money to buy food regularly and were hardly ever paid back and they were pissed when I worked and they could'n't get free food or smokes. gently caress every bit of that.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

empty sea posted:

On the other hand, I got fired from a convenience store for telling my customers to gently caress off and not giving them my money. Like, they rolled in half drunk or high and would buy a six-pack and some smokes, then beg me for some cash to buy a jar of pasta sauce or whatever for their dinner. Once or twice and you were a regular, then I wouldn't care. But half of my late night customers begging me for a loan? gently caress off, I'm not working here for laughs. My money goes to me, you want to eat, learn to manage your cash assholes.

After the manager told me I was fired for "customer complaints", I found out my co-workers gave our customers some of their money to buy food regularly and were hardly ever paid back and they were pissed when I worked and they could'n't get free food or smokes. gently caress every bit of that.

where do you live, Somalia??

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I once saw a guy get his rear end kicked for bumming another guy a menthol. People are terrible.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Solice Kirsk posted:

People are terrible.

New thread title.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Celery Face posted:

The absolute worst person to have in front of you when you're lining up for food on your lunch break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sao4GwfbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIkMToA3FU

The compilation videos linked to that are gold.

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