The First Presidential Debate: you've been fighting isis your whole adult life

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

MSNBC back with another one of those Dukak-rockin beats.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:31

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:58

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

FourLeaf posted:

the poll is too big, it's annoying to scroll down

tough poo poo :c00lbert:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:32

ChristopherRobin: Feb 27, 2011; Corgis with attitude.

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=ChristopherRobin

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:33

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=trabisnikof

A pretty doable one and im rooting for day crew go home

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:34

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Jazerus

Sorry everybody, I feel like diagonal from upper left to lower right is gonna happen within about 10 minutes. Appreciate the congrats!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:37

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Not too bad of a card:
http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Mordiceius

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:39

Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

Trump will say the magical sequence of 14 words and Hillary Clinton will turn into a baby

Benghazi, Emails, Rhinoceros beetle, Emails, spiral staircase, a pear tart, Benghazi, Emails, Rhinoceros beetle, singularity point, Benghazi, Emails, Benghazi, Benghazi

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:40

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Well, I can see one diagonal I'm certainly not going to get.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:41

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

For the record, here's the link I forgot to post:

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Technogeek

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:42

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Al%21

bingo bingo bongo bongo, so easy

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:43

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

Technogeek posted:

Well, I can see one diagonal I'm certainly not going to get.

The one with "moderator factchecks" ?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:43

Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLddoVgFOxg

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:46

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

What happens when you get every single square marked a la BRINGO?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:48

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

Is this a thread for discussing the debate, or just discussing the BRINGO cards we all have now?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:49

ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

here is my bing bing bong bong card

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:51

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Count Roland posted:

Is this a thread for discussing the debate, or just discussing the BRINGO cards we all have now?

Once the debate gets close this thread will fill tviv style with a billion posts don't worry

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:52

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

There a preferred stream, or does it not matter?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:56

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Count Roland posted:

Is this a thread for discussing the debate, or just discussing the BRINGO cards we all have now?

its good to have the bingo cards posted in the early pages so we can check if someone calls bingo.

It's gonna be about the debate soon and we might close bingo card submissions earlier so we can shift it to getting ready for the debate and not bingo cards.

We didn't anticipate that people would be so eager :beerpal:

and there''s a good volume which is awesome for a fun night of seeing our imminent demise :h:

We just might have our hands too full and I'm fairly certain that all the IKs are gonna be just as wasted trying to check bingos~ and we're a small group. Probably start confirming after the debate.

E: friendly reminder, if you don't have a link to your screenshot post, or if you have a link and no screenshot you're ineligible so :rip:

you

Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 22:04 on Sep 26, 2016

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:58

Banned King Urgoon: Mar 15, 2015

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Banned+King+Urgoon

feelin good about this

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:59

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

Sup

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=KOTEX+GOD+OF+BLOOD

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:00

plasticowlmachine: Oct 12, 2012; by exmarx

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=plasticowlmachine

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:01

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Also this:

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Kelvron

Let's do this.

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# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:04

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

Tweezer Reprise posted:

What happens when you get every single square marked a la BRINGO?

lowtax flies into ur kitchen and makes a mess of your pots and pans

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:06

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

lowtax flies into ur kitchen and makes a mess of your pots and pans

typical

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:06

SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=SirJohnnyMcdonald

this one is a little boring but oh well

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:09

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

in the spirit of baloogan, im going to use my bingo card as times to take a drink, instead.

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=a%20helpful%20bear

i've got bell's oracle double IPAs, heavy seas double cannons, cutty sark whisky, and di amore amaretto ready

edit: here's my image card:

a helpful bear has issued a correction as of 22:12 on Sep 26, 2016

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:10

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Prediction:

Trump will ask Hillary to apologize for Deplorables comment

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:13

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

So this may turn into a good show.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/26/media/presidential-debate-format-rules/

the loving article posted:

TIME: The debate will begin at 9 p.m. ET on CNN and other major networks. It will last 90 minutes, with no commercials and no breaks.
MODERATOR: The debate will be moderated by "NBC Nightly News" anchor Lester Holt.
DEBATE FORMAT: The debate will be divided into six segments of 15 minutes each. The first two segments will focus on "America's Direction." The next two segments will focus on "Achieving Prosperity" (the economy). The final two segments will focus on "Securing America" (national security and foreign policy).
SEGMENT FORMAT: Each segment will begin with a question. One candidate will have two minutes to respond, then the other candidate will have two minutes to respond. That will be followed by 10 minutes of open debate and discussion. (The missing one minute in each segment will presumably be taken up by the question itself, as well as the candidates' inevitably using more than the allotted time for their answers.)
WHO GOES FIRST?: Due to the results of a coin toss, the first question of the debate will go to Clinton. The same question will then be asked to Trump. In the second segment, the order will be reversed, with the lead-off question going to Trump, then Clinton. And so on.
PLACEMENT: Due to the results of a coin toss, Clinton will stand stage left (on the audience's right) and Trump will stand stage right (on the audience's left).

A whole hour of open debate and discussion. A dream come true.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:12

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Swedgin

think my best chance is bottom row horizontal

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:14

Tlacuache: Jul 3, 2007; Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.

Got a bottle of free wine with my name on it for tonight.

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=sithwitch13

Tlacuache has issued a correction as of 22:23 on Sep 26, 2016

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:20

Killer-of-Lawyers: Apr 22, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Killer-of-Lawyers

Boring Card! Shame!

I can't decide, Tecate or Vodka Martinis?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:20

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Lastgirl posted:

tough poo poo

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:21

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Brother+Entropy

c'mon day crew

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:23

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Vox Nihili posted:

"Who will get the most speaking time at the Hofstra debate?"

If you're not shoving in all your chips on Trump for this one you are dumb, it's like easy mode for gamblers

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:22

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

ChristopherRobin posted:

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=ChristopherRobin

Top row, Left column, Bottom row, one row down horizontal, top left to bottom right.

I think this is the best card I've seen yet.

edit: "Trump coughing fit", "Live maggots begin raining from Trump's clothing", "Hillary blasts Trump with pepper spray" and "Sheriff Joe" are the only squares I think are unlikely here. And tbh even those are a coin toss.

Atoramos has issued a correction as of 22:27 on Sep 26, 2016

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:23

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Killer-of-Lawyers posted:

I can't decide, Tecate or Vodka Martinis?

When Trump is elected and hits the button, what do you want to be drinking? Drink the other.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:24

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Vox Nihili posted:

"CNN has just released a partial list of Donald Trump debate invitees.

Gennifer Flowers: Out

Benghazi survivor Mark Geist: In"

remember this bar story that got told at the RNC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZeKBqLmic8

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:24

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

kelvron posted:

So this may turn into a good show.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/26/media/presidential-debate-format-rules/

A whole hour of open debate and discussion. A dream come true.

This... May not go so well.

For anyone involved.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:26

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Mr+Hootington

i'm ready to win all the quarters

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:26

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:58

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

donald getting destroyed in our poll! what does bill mitchell have to say about that??

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:28

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