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 SUBMIT BINGO CARDS BY 8:00PM OR IT DOESN'T COUNT! Remember to read the rules before entering! Welcome to the First Presidential Debate thread for the worst-written presidential election in recent memory. All posters, including certain hatless losers and hat-wearing Trumpians are welcome, for we are Stronger Together. This debate is one of the most hyped and watched events of All Time. The thread will move quickly, so it is advisable to  WHERE: Hofstra University, NY because the first choice couldn't afford to spend the $$$ WHEN: 9PM - 10:30PM EST HOW: This isn't your normal network-locked debate! Streaming will be plentiful, along with every single major channel broadcasting their own stream! You literally have no excuse to not watch it! Just loving watch it! gently caress! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s Vertical Lime posted:twitter has the bloomberg stream live quote:ON TV: The debate will be carried by all three major broadcast networks — NBC, CBS and ABC. It can also be seen on PBS, CNN and Fox News.  Lester Holt, NBC Nightly News RIP brian williams TODAY'S CONTESTANTS ARE:  DONALD TRUMP (16/0/0) A newcomer to the political stage, possible child rapist Donald Trump has steamrolled his competition faster than he steamrolled homes in Atlantic City to build his luxurious casinos. With a near-superhuman ability to dodge questions and bend reality, he certainly presents more than enough challenge for his rivals. Bent knees, obnoxious hats, and lovely posters follow wherever he goes. Will he be able to word salad around his opponent, or will he be found dead from an apparent suicide?  HILLARY CLINTON (???/1/0) There has been no Drudge article, no shitpost, and no heavily sexist tweet in the last twenty years that hasn't been aimed at actual murderer Hillary Clinton. The wife of Donald Trump's best friend, Hillary Clinton has dominated the political scene for the last 10+ years by deftly eliminating all threats to her ascendancy. Will she be able to covertly poison Trump during the debate? Or will she be another victim to the unstoppable Trump Train? GET hosed UP AND WASTED WITH US Want an excuse to drink? Are you afraid that Donald will Destroy America / Hillary will usher in a thousand years of Status Quo Darkness? Whatever that may be, drink with us using the Official C-SPAM Drinking Game (Credit to The Ninth Layer for making this up!) The Ninth Layer posted:This is the drinking game I'll be playing tomorrow. I will probably be playing with a once per question clause to keep it manageable. And also Perfectly Safe's graphic version of the above: http://i.imgur.com/SNj4LX9.png BINGO SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED AS OF 8 PM Generate a Bingo Card and play C-SPAM bingo with us! Complete your card first, and there will be a prize! It will likely disappoint you, just like Jeb!  Praise to the Baloogan to developing the backend poo poo for this contest and to Lastgirl for the idea of bingo and for helping out with the details!!!! Bingo Directions: 1. Go to the link and type in your username. (scroll down if you don’t see it) 2. A card and a unique URL will be generated in your name. This is your card now! You can’t get a new card so deal with it! 3. Post a link to the card (and a screenshot of the card itself, please!) in a post before the designated debate start time. 4. When you complete the card (with a horizontal, diagonal, or vertical line through the center), post BINGO in the thread and we will sort poo poo out and contact you, somehow. Keep an eye out for a PM, or if you’re not a plat member watch out for a post from us. Bingo Rules: 1. You must post the link / screenshot before the debate starts, or you are disqualified. 2. You cannot edit the aforementioned post AT ALL. If you edit it, even to fix a typo, you are disqualified and will be punished with a big fat probation! If you want to fix something, post again before time is over. 3. You also cannot edit your BINGO! post. If you do, you will be disqualified as well and also slapped with a big fat probation! 4. You can play the drinking game and bingo at the same time, if you want! But they are separate activities!! 5. If the forums crash, it is your responsibility to keep track of your bingo card. If you complete the card while we are still down, then you need to post bingo as soon as it comes back up. 6. We will slap whomever falsely calls BINGO with a probation as well!!! logikv9 has issued a correction as of 01:35 on Sep 27, 2016 |
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Sep 26, 2016 06:40
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Remember that you have to post your bingo card link + screenshot in this thread for it to count!
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Sep 26, 2016 16:36
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=End+of+Life+Guy I don't know what Trump Foundation Blowout means, but I'm rooting for one
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Sep 26, 2016 16:41
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Sep 26, 2016 16:40
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Baloogan
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Sep 26, 2016 16:42
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I am excited to be not excited for tonights greatest event. It will be great let me tell you
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Sep 26, 2016 16:42
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I was contributing a lot of card spaces throughout the evening, so I was probably one of the first to generate my own assigned Bingo card. I took a screenshot of the card, but it doesn't have the link because I didn't know I needed it at the time (this thread hadn't gone up yet).
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Sep 26, 2016 16:44
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My bingo card: http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Nichael 
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as an american from the united states, i'm extremely disappointed in our lack of will to end the fed
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Sep 26, 2016 16:44
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Raskolnikov38
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:I was contributing a lot of card spaces throughout the evening, so I was probably one of the first to generate my own assigned Bingo card. I took a screenshot of the card, but it doesn't have the link because I didn't know I needed it at the time (this thread hadn't gone up yet). luckily the amazing baloogan made the URLs easy to parse http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=war+dogs+of+sochi
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:I was contributing a lot of card spaces throughout the evening, so I was probably one of the first to generate my own assigned Bingo card. I took a screenshot of the card, but it doesn't have the link because I didn't know I needed it at the time (this thread hadn't gone up yet). http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=WAR+DOGS+OF+SOCHI ^^ your card link
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Sep 26, 2016 16:45
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=gently caress+you+and+diebold though it now appears I will be working tonight through at the least the beginning of the debate
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Sep 26, 2016 16:46
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I got both "Brexit" and Brexit so in the interests of fairness I assume "Brexit" must come with finger quotes. http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=angerbeet 
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Sep 26, 2016 16:48
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=The+kingfish 
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Sep 26, 2016 16:48
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Baloogan posted:http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=WAR+DOGS+OF+SOCHI Thanks, Baloogan. You're the best! 
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Sep 26, 2016 16:49
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I'm truly quivering with excitement for this fact free debate. Prepare ourselves for registered republican, no true republican Lester Holt to flail about trying to not get career dunked by trump.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:50
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=iospace
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Sep 26, 2016 16:49
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Also for the TV-less crew NPR will be doing a radio broadcast of the debate.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:50
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=The+Ninth+Layer Not a bad card imo.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:53
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hillary clinton gonna win http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Ostentatious+ will post image later when I'm around my computer Ostentatious has issued a correction as of 02:01 on Sep 27, 2016 |
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Sep 26, 2016 16:52
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hot take whoever wins this debate, lester holt is gonna lose
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Ostentatious posted:trump gonna win
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Sep 26, 2016 16:55
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The 12 pack of keystone light tall boys equals 192 ounces. Ounces is shortened to oz. z looks like a tiny 7 with a tail. Added together we get 1927 or the year Fred Trump was arrested at a KKK rally. Truly the signs are aligning.
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Mr Hootington posted:The 12 pack of keystone light tall boys equals 192 ounces. Ounces is shortened to oz. z looks like a tiny 7 with a tail. Added together we get 1927 or the year Fred Trump was arrested at a KKK rally.  I'm gonna be too focused on drinking and fending off the DMT elves long enough to liveshitpost, so I will not be participating in bingo, but I think the cspam bingo cards are fantastic in concept and in execution. Bra fuckin vo.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:57
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=pathetic+little+tramp ive come ready to die
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Sep 26, 2016 16:58
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I will wear my white, proto MAGA, too small for my belly, trump shirt tonight. Will eat cheetos exclusively tonight. By the end of the night I will have completed my cosplay of trump by being covered in orange slime and speaking incoherently.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:01
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Just to be clear: is a "bingo" is a full card (all spaces full) or a single row/column? (because the odds of "hillary blasts trump with pepper spray" are very slim)
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Sep 26, 2016 17:02
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I'm feelin good about my chances for the SW<->NE diagonal axis http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Lum_  failing that I'll just drink heavily and continuously
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:Just to be clear: is a "bingo" is a full card (all spaces full) or a single row/column? That is a "keep Mexicans out".
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Sep 26, 2016 17:04
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2nite we dine in hell
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Sep 26, 2016 17:03
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Grizzled+Patriarch
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=F+Stop+Fitzgerald
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I still need to figure out which lovely beer I'll be drinking tonight. Was considering Pabst Blue Ribbon for maximum America but may go for Tecate instead to support team  .
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Sep 26, 2016 17:07
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ground floor
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Sep 26, 2016 17:09
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Today might be a good day to try out wine ice cream finally, but uhh gently caress playing drinking games with wine lol.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:10
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bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=lozzle
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:Just to be clear: is a "bingo" is a full card (all spaces full) or a single row/column? horizontal, vertical, or diagonal line across the center
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