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Who will win the debate?
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Eezee
Apr 3, 2011

My double chin turned out to be a huge cyst

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

And in Michigan we have ads full of ambulance chasers begging people to call the toll free number and join the class action lawsuit for those side effect death wish drugs.

I just saw one of those. Dear god...

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Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

There going to be a livestream or goon chat for this? After the liquor starts flowing I'm not sure I'll be able to :f5: fast enough.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Trump is in the house.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:


http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=pwn

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

In for bingo! :buddy



http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Philip+Rivers

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Ongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the jungle oh no no no no no no

Bingo bango bango I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Terrifying Effigies posted:

There going to be a livestream or goon chat for this? After the liquor starts flowing I'm not sure I'll be able to :f5: fast enough.

in thread for bingo, #poligoon on synirc is up and going too.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

a helpful bear posted:

msnbc dug up disgusting wood hobbit chuck todd to do some pre-debate reporting

He has a daily show on MSNBC called meet the press daily. They didn't just dig up sleepy.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Wolfsheim posted:

Ongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the jungle oh no no no no no no

Bingo bango bango I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go


That is indeed one of the several songs that will survive the trump presidency

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Vilerats mom is here :(

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

kelvron posted:

in thread for bingo, #poligoon on synirc is up and going too.

Cool deal, thanks!

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆


http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=lamentable+dustman

Got a couple doable lines

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Mr Hootington posted:

He has a daily show on MSNBC called meet the press daily. They didn't just dig up sleepy.

sorry what i mean is that he lives in the earth like a filth gnome

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Xelkelvos



Dat top and middle row tho.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Venom Snake posted:

Vilerats mom is here :(

Did you introduce yourself as one of his "online friends"?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=mlmp08



I don't think I have a winner, but if I do, it's cause some real weird poo poo went down.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

greetings to all the unfamiliar faces here from the Hillary thread, GBS, and /pol/

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Chris Hayes and a Trumpist are shouting over each other about birtherism and I can't do three hours of this before the debate even starts

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Afraid+of+Audio



i demand blood mi abuela

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


kelvron posted:

An hour total. 6 15 minute segments, 1 minutes for the moderator to say the question, 2 minutes each to make their case, and 10 minutes of "open debate and discussion".

So there will be six 10 minute long segments where the moderator is not going to interrupt and Trump and Clinton are literally trying to yell over eachother.

Clinton must literally have 100 potential "please proceed" moments planned out. I think there's a good chance none of them are going to pan out.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



I'm psyched for this.


http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Combed+Thunderclap

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

skaboomizzy posted:

Chris Hayes and a Trumpist are shouting over each other about birtherism and I can't do three hours of this before the debate even starts

This sounds like primo television and America in a nutshell right now.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

skaboomizzy posted:

Chris Hayes and a Trumpist are shouting over each other about birtherism and I can't do three hours of this before the debate even starts

never watch cable news unless you're a masochist. even then keep the remote close as your safe word.

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010


Audible fart has gotta be a lock

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Atoramos posted:

So there will be six 10 minute long segments where the moderator is not going to interrupt and Trump and Clinton are literally trying to yell over eachother.

Clinton must literally have 100 potential "please proceed" moments planned out. I think there's a good chance none of them are going to pan out.

I know, it's gonna be great! 6 train wrecks for the price of 1!

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
I started drinking

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CortezFantastic posted:

I started drinking

i got heineken and half a bottle of jamesons and 2 cans of coke

i also have pistachios

h*ck I just might start cracking open the heineken :beerpal:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Ill be lucky if i make it home before six but gosh darnit im gonna try

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Got my American-made Vodka and a whole lot of La Croix. Tonic time.

pendulous thread
Aug 14, 2011

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=pendulous+thread



wardrobe malfunction... :stonk:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
about to head to my fav brewery for a chicken schnitzel and some pre-game pints.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm saving myself for when the debate starts :getin:

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

im already drinking bc i cant handle it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
better get used to eating schnitzel and brats while it's still a choice, i figure.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

pendulous thread posted:

wardrobe malfunction... :stonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmYoMIrYZxI


Get ready for "leading from behind" memes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Colonel Corazon posted:

im already drinking bc i cant handle it

Im gonna bet were gonna have a lot of nervous nellies who drank themselves unconscious before the debate even starts

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Robert Morrow hit his single-issue anime voter ceiling - Shook Nate

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
This will either go really well for Clinton or really poorly.

Let's get this train-wreck a rollin'.

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Acebuckeye13

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Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Actual prediction: Trump won't know how to deal with a polite and quiet crowd since his entire thing is he just follows the applause.

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