The First Presidential Debate: you've been fighting isis your whole adult life

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Cronodoculous: Jun 29, 2006; You light up my life

If Trump says "he was no angel" I will ejaculate.

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Vertical Lime posted:

oh poo poo this topic

This is it, this is where he breaks completely

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thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

rotinaj posted:

Has Trump resorted to screaming that Hillary is a oval office yet?

Give it 5 minutes.

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mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Countdown to "The blacks love me, ok? They love me. They do."

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Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

I'm worried that even though Trump has been a buffoon, he'll have somehow 'won' the debate come morning.

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Here comes some race realism.

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NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

Trump thinks BLM is a terrorist group, and Clinton ditched BLM to go applaud Isreali apartheid

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the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

this is the part i looked forward to the most

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Race, this should be a good one.

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GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Trump's hair looks worse than usual.

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Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 23 days!

I am predicting that Trump has had enough coaching on this over the last few days that he remembers how to act.

Bold prediction I know.

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Oh gently caress Trump answering this is gonna give me an anxiety attack

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MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Colonel Corazon posted:

SO loving COBBED

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

paranoid randroid for IK

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f#a#: Sep 6, 2004; I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

MadJackal posted:

LOL HE'S LITERALLY PIMPING HIS HOTEL

i just...can't believe this. This is so absurd it's way beyond anything Sartre could have imagined.

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

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African American.

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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Oh my god race this should calm things down

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

this will go badly for the trump

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SuperDucky: May 13, 2007; by exmarx

Abuela shifting demeanor gears. :nice:

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tankadillo: Aug 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/780581375262986240

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Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

I want Hilldawg to say Black lives matter out loud, in front of Donald, and watch him eat his own head

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Kainser: Apr 27, 2010; O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

Trump is a gift to humanity imo

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

"We have to restore trust"

*Trump snorts*

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

The Saurus posted:

You would have thought that with a candidate as bad as Trump Clinton could go into depth about how she's going to improve America, and not have to go on the attack.

Why are we watching two morons flail at each other instead of setting out why their vision for American would benefit the people voting?

Because her vision would horrify and disgust the voters

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Trump: Pass

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

this debate is incredible

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babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

this is fun but i really doubt it will change anything.

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

who were the people arzying over trump's media mastery or whatever

dude's reaaaaal dumb

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Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I wish i could somehow skip ahead to see how sweaty he gets just for a moment then come back to where I am

like going to the back of a book to read the ending real quick mm i need this

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EmperorFritoBandito: Aug 7, 2010; by exmarx

This segment is lame, MORE BLOOD

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

GUNS

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

So what you're saying is all lives matter

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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Trump's hair looks worse than usual.

I think he's sweating a ton and that's why it's frizzling

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

trump did not practice for this debate at all, he's looking extremely weak and to top it all off he's sniffling like a fuckin methhead (bad speed, i can relate).

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