The First Presidential Debate: you've been fighting isis your whole adult life

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

The Saurus posted:

Hillary "superpredators" Clinton whose husband brought in the 3 strikes law talks about african americans being arrested

break yr back so you can poo poo in you own mouth forever

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 16:03

EmperorFritoBandito: Aug 7, 2010; by exmarx

"Military-style weapons on the streets"

(a thousand gun idiots bay like hounds)

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

somebody splice in the zardoz speech in this debate asap

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

The real racist was here, in our hearts, the whole time!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

holy poo poo she side stepped that question about racist cops like a loving pro

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

JT Jag posted:

"Vibrant black communities----" "uuugh"

This was a good chance for Hillary to say "...such as right here in Hempstead! :grin:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

she's so good at this

this is what i was waiting for

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

$5 Donald doesn't know what they're talking about right now.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Chunky Salsa posted:

Hillary: "Black people are doing okay"

Trump: 'Ugh"

A broken clock is right twice a day

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

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crazy cloud posted:

He either pooped or climaxed, or both

Hard to say. LETS GO TO THE PUNDITS

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

oh god, she's saying smart things about racism, this isn't gonna go over well with white people

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Yes there are too many military weapons on the streets, in the HANDS OF THE POLICE

oh wait, no. she's saying the problem is that THE POLICE ARE OUTGUNNED

yes, that's the reason the police keep shooting unarmed african americans jfc

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

The Saurus posted:

Hillary "superpredators" Clinton whose husband brought in the 3 strikes law talks about african americans being arrested

cram it, nazi

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

No no no no no no please don't touch gun control

YOu were making so much progress over Trump

You loving idiot

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

turn left hillary !!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

mi abuela dropping some life truths on us all

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

i guess that was a good enough deflection

is it mean to call lester an uncle tom for asking someone if the slightest criticism of cops makes the criticizer racist? probably

also trump doesnt want any part of this poo poo lol

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Colonel Corazon posted:

https://twitter.com/cher/status/780518693893644288

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

"Comprehensive gun... safety measures"

haha yea you could see the gears grind to a stall there for a sec

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

Squizzle posted:

break yr back so you can poo poo in you own mouth forever

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

berserker: Aug 17, 2003; My love for you
is ticking clock

Hillary's answers are literally INFINITELY more substantive than Trump's. I'm going to be very disappointed in the media when they call tonight a "tie"

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Everyone's biased

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Ehhh, the watchlist is very poorly managed.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

Pomplamoose: Jun 28, 2008

This is what law and order looks like.

http://www.theonion.com/video/bloomberg-defends-nypds-controversial-stop-and-kis-34731

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Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

But I shot an orange in Hempstead just to watch him die

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

i cant believe how amazing this is

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:54

GastonEatTheEggs: Nov 7, 2012

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

nothing matters?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Turned that implicit bias challenge back pretty well I think

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

whelp hillary just called cops racist

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Al! posted:

cram it, nazi

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Trump is a mess

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

The Saurus posted:

Hillary "superpredators" Clinton whose husband brought in the 3 strikes law talks about african americans being arrested

_{bernie sanders}

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Ivor Biggun posted:

https://twitter.com/cher/status/780518693893644288

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

The Saurus posted:

Hillary "superpredators" Clinton whose husband brought in the 3 strikes law talks about african americans being arrested

so do you switch off between the sheep dicks and trumps dick or do you just do a double penetration thing

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:56

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

*gives a long answer on racial prejudice in criminal justice*

*scaremongers about Dangerous Muslims*

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55

Ghetto Prince: Sep 11, 2010; got to be mellow, y'all

Do It Once Right posted:

Are you a bad enough (black) dude to be stopped and frisked?

Dressing and acting as white as possible got you singled out at the same rate as anyone else with a skin color darker than khaki.

The first time is humiliating , but once you get to the 10th or 20th time in one week you either stop walking places or start plotting to destroy the state. Luckily I have a gym membership so I didn't gain any weight.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:55