The First Presidential Debate: you've been fighting isis your whole adult life

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Rip_Van_Winkle: Jul 21, 2011; "When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

That was supposed to say goldshire but that's okay

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

BAG DADDY

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

"WEe need to go after Big Daddy" - Clinton

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

tankadillo posted:

he literally just posted this again

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/780590254319337472

it's almost like one candidate spent 2 months prepping and one candidate didn't

Please don't laugh at the intellectually disabled.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

where is the rick and morty version of this???

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

Terrorist Fistbump: Jan 29, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

zen death robot posted:

I'm gonna rename someone "The Cyber"

Do it to me, I dare you

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

MaxNV: Jan 3, 2011

She's baiting him into committing to the nuclear option

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Tatum Girlparts posted:

oh my god Trump Twitter is even melting down

give it to me

i need it

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

frankly i trsut a woman who has fought isis her entire life over someone who cowers in a tower which is a prime target for airplane terrorists.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

TheArtist 314 posted:

Haha my girlfriend got stuck watching this with me, she's not really political. "He just went on forever and said nothing, couldn't even answer the question."

Same but now my wife wants to be a cyber.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

bag daddy

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

The Cyber

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Lester not loving this up 100% good job Lester.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

SpRahl: Apr 22, 2008

So whos winning

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

how would you prevent home groan

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/780590552022654977

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

zen death robot posted:

I'm gonna rename someone "The Cyber"

But where can you find a 400 pound person lying on their bed?!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

zen death robot posted:

I'm gonna rename someone "The Cyber"

ME PLEASE

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

phantom_dilz posted:

GUYS WHAT IS "Hillary unleashes the diamond cutter"" I MIGHT HAVE A BINGO SOON.

It's a famous pro wrestling finisher so at this point I think you can fill it in

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Chunky Salsa posted:

"The security aspect of cyber is difficult"

Lock the door so mom can't walk in

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

Trump ducks the trap laid, sets his own trap of total madness, jumps in it

tbf this is how romney got caught, so trump's on the same level if we ignore the 80000 mistakes beforehand

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

come onnnn NATO

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

logikv9 posted:

i'm not cybered, i'm not cybered!!

lol

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whenimmashoo: Jun 12, 2013

guys this is horrible

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

zen death robot posted:

I'm gonna rename someone "The Cyber"

Dibs, please but make it Eat The Cyber Glob

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Pead: May 31, 2001; Nap Ghost

First cyber, now homegrown. This is one raunchy debate

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Astroclassicist posted:

Your country's politics is insane and scary.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

Antifa Spacemarine: Jan 11, 2011; Tzeentch can suck it.

Bengahzi incoming?

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

I mean he's not that wrong

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

You're answering the wrong question, idiot

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:13

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Eh, you have a little too much cash to the Saudis to harp on this.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

The Ninth Layer: Jun 20, 2007

Homer J. Fong posted:

how did he not bring up emails in that rambling

I'm mystified too. It's such an obvious line of attack. "Who are you to talk about cyber when you can't even protect your emails."

Instead it's Obama was the founder of ISIS lol.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

logikv9 posted:

i'm not cybered, i'm not cybered!!

check ur pms

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

he doesn't know poo poo about domestic terrorism

triple sulk posted:

give it to me

i need it

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

it's me, i founded ISIS

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

MUSLIM BAN

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

I'm not seeing the massive Hillary win so far but she has to at least be ahead. Trump's landed three or four solid punches but it came in between 70 minutes of massive word salad and incoherent rage.

at least, it's what I think as a non-moron, god only knows what an undecided voter actually thinks in 2016

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14