The First Presidential Debate: you've been fighting isis your whole adult life

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anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Lastgirl posted:

im the cyber

dont cyber me

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:17

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:59

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

Good news, bad news.

Good news: Trump's numbers will go down.

Bad news: Because of sniffles.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

this guy's a gop hack who made his money learning how to manipulate focus groups into supporting whatever he wants
https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/780584022242127872

also i wish hillary wouldve specifically said gaddhafi put up a tent in trump's backyard one time, and i wish she would've complimented the good guy with a gun who killed the knife guy in st cloud just because i think it'd be a good cynical thing to say

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:17

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i think lester facepalmed

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Senf posted:

uggggh i'm drunk on a monday

who else is with me

yeah babyy;'

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

lol iran is not gonna be a major power

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Middle East has been a huge mess since the beginning of time.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Colonel Corazon posted:

guys i strated drinking rum

i gfeel good

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:17

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/780582345946591232

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:17

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

I am... THE CYBER.

*pulls down mask*
*disappears into the night in the form of 1s and 0s*

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Senf posted:

uggggh i'm drunk on a monday

who else is with me

high, but yes

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Colonel Corazon posted:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

clinton, you made the middle east a mess! it's your fault

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Perfectly Safe posted:

Oh dear god, why is he so bad at this? I didn't expect him to be this bad. I am starting to feel bad for him.

because he is neither a politician nor a statesman and as it turns out you need to both of those things to be president

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:17

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

"Please respond", the moderator said with an exasperated sigh

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Hieronymous Alloy: Jan 30, 2009; Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!; Morbid Hound

Perfectly Safe posted:

Oh dear god, why is he so bad at this? I didn't expect him to be this bad. I am starting to feel bad for him.

I can't imagine any situation where I would feel bad for Donald Trump.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:17

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

reminder it is saudi arabia that is in fact the baddies.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:17

berserker: Aug 17, 2003; My love for you
is ticking clock

Do you guys see what Trump is doing with his mouth when he's not talking? Stretching it out and whatnot... along with the sniffing I 100% buy into the coke theory now

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Skellyscribe: Jan 14, 2008; See how yond justice rails upon yond simple thief. Hark in thine ear: change places and, handy-dandy, which is the justice, which is the thief?

Senf posted:

uggggh i'm drunk on a monday

who else is with me

I'm with you

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

The Saurus posted:

"Donald Trump supported Iraq and Libya!!"

*literally voted for the iraq war and spearheaded the libyan intervention against gadaffi*

Seriously i can't believe this is working she's literally pinning all her crimes on him

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

I think I got a bingo???

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

He's really falling apart

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Hillary Clinton, Director of the Middle East

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

IRAN DEAL

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

The Saurus posted:

"Donald Trump supported Iraq and Libya!!"

*literally voted for the iraq war and spearheaded the libyan intervention against gadaffi*

little league, low energy posting. Sad!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

The Ninth Layer posted:

This debate seems very even so far.
- Wolf Blitzer

wolfonjeopardy.png

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:19

HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

he literally cant help himself

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:19

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

"I haven't given it a lot of thought" - the Republican nominee for president

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

The Ninth Layer posted:

This debate seems very even so far.
- Wolf Blitzer

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

The Saurus posted:

"Donald Trump supported Iraq and Libya!!"

*literally voted for the iraq war and spearheaded the libyan intervention against gadaffi*

gently caress off floor pizza chris chan loser lol

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

EmperorFritoBandito: Aug 7, 2010; by exmarx

Trump is insane, I believe this now.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:19

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Brannock posted:

Trump is exhausted

Look at him

He's just standing there fidgeting, looking around, while Hillary machines on and on with policy

It's beautiful because he bragged about giving long speeches unlike weak, dyin' Hillary.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:19

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Bring back GBS and name it The Cyber.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

ratbert90 posted:

Trump will hire hackerman from kung fury.

lmao

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:19

killer crane: Dec 30, 2006; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Brannock posted:

Trump is exhausted

Look at him

He's just standing there fidgeting, looking around, while Hillary machines on and on with policy

Dementia is hell.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

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Brannock posted:

Trump is exhausted

Look at him

He's just standing there fidgeting, looking around, while Hillary machines on and on with policy

Hillary uses Policy....It's super effective

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:19

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

why did you bring up nato you retarded gently caress

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:19

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

triple sulk posted:

i can't believe he's this bad at this

like even worse than i could have imagined

he's seemed absolutely, unequivocally terrible.

i am delighted

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

NATO

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:59

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

THEY DO NOT FOCUS ON TERRA

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:18

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