The First Presidential Debate: you've been fighting isis your whole adult life

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 9 days!

Lol the Cspan guy trying not to smirk when reading "to all rational people: don't watch this debate turn away"

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Savaged

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:50

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lady on MSNBC: "He didn't know anything about foreign policy. Or any policy, really."

Accurate, but still astonishing. That man wants to be President and the only qualification he has is a letter from his doctor saying he would be the most healthy individual elected.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

CSPAN calls time!

Also they showed the trump climate tweet complete with the 'you're a loving retard' first response.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

maddow making the jfk vs nixon argument (in essence) right now lmao

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Squizzle posted:

yo where's the word art gifs???

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Eonwe posted:

it owns. that gop strategist had me laughing so hard

the two republicans on msnbc were sarah palin's babysitters in the mccain campaign

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

CNN debunking the poo poo out of Trump lies

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

So what's Fox News saying?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

a cop posted:

http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/c-span-live-stream

MOTHER

loving

CSPAN

CALL INS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shut the gently caress up trump supporter

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

In the end I did watch the debate at the office with my Japanese coworkers. They understand America now.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

GastonEatTheEggs: Nov 7, 2012

Mirthless posted:

When Trump opened up and the moderator was letting him walk all over her I was definitely a bit nervous, but wow, the very second he stumbled he lost his momentum and never regained it. This was brutal. A straight murder. Absolutely unbelievable.

I thought the Sean Hannity thing tripped him up but apparently there was a tax thing before that, rewatching now.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Philip Rivers posted:

Mr. Trump, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Lord Hydronium posted:

40% of the electorate is going to loving hate Lester Holt after tonight

He certainly didn't pull a Matt Lauer. Maybe the blowback Lauer faced scared the NBC execs to make sure this was went down the middle.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Did we ever confirm who won the bingo?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

a cop posted:

http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/c-span-live-stream

MOTHER

loving

CSPAN

CALL INS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

BeOSPOS posted:

nooooooo

ill shittext my way outta this jam friendo

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:51

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

shut the gently caress up trump supporter

CRy more bitch!!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/stuartpstevens/status/780599775674720256

They're not going to try and salvage it.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Lemming posted:

You are very stupid if you were expecting any of that. That's like grabbing some dog poop off the street, taking a huge bite, and exclaiming "what the gently caress! This tastes like poo poo!!!"

Also you're really just mad your favorite cheeto lost bad lmao

i kind of had an immigrants bright eyed naivety about american democracy and its grand tradition and history of great oratorship and a nation coming together to decide on their future course

trump is a real dumb bad manbaby and i can't believe i thought he might actually be able to stop being so lovely and dumb at some point. i'm deffo not a fan of him at this point

it's strange because there's a few videos of him from like 20 years ago where he seems to be able to speak with some level of decor and intelligence but the apprentice or whatever has obviously hosed his brain because now he's like a scrambled tapedeck of buzzwords or something

paranoid randroid posted:

you literally gently caress sheep. I cannot make this any clearer. you are Welsh and have sex with sheep.

thank you for showing me what it is like to be on the receiving end of a racism, friend randroid

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

turtle_07: Jun 13, 2003; Hear, hear!

The Saurus posted:

What an utterly facile, meaningless debate.

Almost no actual policy proposals put forth on what shape America is going to take under their leadership.

Just some back and forth bickering about tax returns and email management and other nonsense. Even when policy was mentioned it was so brief and simplistic that there was basically no way to garner any information about what was going to result from it.

No questions about income inequality, massive government subsidies to corporations, the fact both candidates have taken massive donations from special interests groups or that American foreign policy is constantly creating extremism and worsening the situation around the globe?

There wasn't even a mention of supreme court nominations ffs

We're all doomed

Agreed. Kind of. Some positive things, but I feel real bad about how she kept talking about more war.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Guy on MSNBC said Trump is like Jason where we think he's dead and he keeps coming back.

Also true because in Trump's world minorities die first.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Ed Balls performed remarkably tonight, and he only had to say two words.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/780599793320067072

shook nate status: shook

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

LOL Get CSPAN

This is loving awesome

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

that was some soul affirming poo poo right there. somehow, i was nervous that clinton was gonna get bowled over by him but she was in beastmode

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Oh sweet jesus.
Goddamn.
Hell.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

GastonEatTheEggs posted:

I thought the Sean Hannity thing tripped him up but apparently there was a tax thing before that, rewatching now.

he literally admitted to not paying any federal income tax multiple times, once with "they would have been misused"

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/DCHomos/status/780600038120644608

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

HAHAHHAHAHAAHAH YES

:getin:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Tfw when Chuck Todd opens by saying Hillary seemed over-prepared

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/780600719728635906

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:53

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

hahahaha that dude screaming about blood on CSPAN

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ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

Good calls, here

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:52

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"