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Who will win the debate?
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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/rashadalaiyan/status/780587520547368960

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Trump getting his dick punched by CNN fact checkers now.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I wonder if Trump will prepare for next debate?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TheOneOutside posted:

I bet that Trump wishes he'd brought Gennifer Flowers now

By the third debate he's going to pay actors playing Bill and Monica to straight up gently caress on the floor next to his podium while Hillary is speaking.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lets all meditate on the sputtering rage of pathetic subnormalty getting slaughtered by a dead-rear end woman

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I wonder if Trump will prepare for next debate?

Define 'prepare'.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Colbert just covered the debate and Trump did not look very good with Colbert's jokes~

oh god the tweets Trump's gonna pump out is gonna be just 👌

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I wonder if Trump will prepare for next debate?

nope, he'll just can anyone who says he wasn't perfect until he gets back to the dick suckers

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

CaptainYesterday posted:

Define 'prepare'.

Watch more Hillary debates and move from Coke to heroin

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Tatum Girlparts posted:

just say jews, retard

Excuse me?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Philthy posted:

Trump getting his dick punched by CNN fact checkers now.
CNN.com top headline right now is "Reality...and not"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

:siren:trump is beginning to tweet:siren:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I think it must be said one of the dumbest Trump lines was essentially "I was going to call you a oval office and attack your family but I'll be the bigger man"

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I'd like to think that at the end of the next debate a sizable portion of the US electorate might be saying to themselves "hmm, yes, Hillary is an old skank that deserved to be cheated on and therefore should be be president"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

TyrantWD posted:

So this was the Bannon debate, I'm assuming next time we will get the Conway debate, and whichever fares better will be brought out for the final debate.

I thought Trump was playing down expectations by claiming to do minimal debate prep, but it seems like he genuinely has a problem focusing for more than 5 minutes on anything.

Surprise, he doesn't listen to either one of them.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Grey Fox posted:

I want to know more.

CNN interviewed her, focusing on the birther stuff, and in response to her spew of nonsense they naturally asked for clarification. She went off multiple times on crap like I ALREADY SAID THAT and TRUMP HAS SAID THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY I SHOULDN'T BE GOING BACK TO THIS

Don't have the video 'cause I'm lazy

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Vox Nihili posted:

:siren:trump is beginning to tweet:siren:

Predicting he just tweets the Drudge poll over and over.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Watch more Hillary debates and move from Coke to heroin

You think he'll do BOTH? The man's not a machine!

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

paranoid randroid posted:

lets all meditate on the sputtering rage of pathetic subnormalty getting slaughtered by a dead-rear end woman

breaklaw
May 12, 2008

Tatum Girlparts posted:

just say jews, retard

JEWS!! RETARD!!

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

that ppp instapoll apparently was ~1000 likely voters they'd pre-screened and arranged to interview after the debate. makes sense, they couldn't possibly have conducted a real poll this fast. probably the best you can do as far as mimicking a full poll's methodology given only an hour
full results, description of methodology, etc: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2015/PPP_Release_PostDebatePoll_92616.pdf

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Vox Nihili posted:

:siren:trump is beginning to tweet:siren:
a wall of text someone else wrote is a great way to energize your supporters post-debate at midnight, believe me

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

im incredibly dismayed that I can't imbed youtubes on mobile becaus I have all kinds of killer instinct ultimate combo videos to post in regards to how bad the tangerine dipshit just got slaughtered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGn2g-km12Y

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

CaptainYesterday posted:

You think he'll do BOTH? The man's not a machine!

He's no Rubio.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

breaklaw posted:

JEWS!! RETARD!!



They must be so hyped after tonight

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

the twitter interns are merciless

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/780613300086276096

or did someone say that she hired professional comedians? itll be interesting to hear all about that in the postmortem books n poo poo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Lol kellyanne is such a turd

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

oystertoadfish posted:

the twitter interns are merciless

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/780613300086276096

or did someone say that she hired professional comedians? itll be interesting to hear all about that in the postmortem books n poo poo

If I'm not mistaken it was The Daily Show writers

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

zakkro posted:



P sure this is right

Anyone want to contest this as the first bingo winner? Otherwise I'm getting this dude a cert.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

also the fact that i didnt see this in the thread means im either a dumbass who didnt notice it or its not real but

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/780601603338465280

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

breaklaw posted:

JEWS!! RETARD!!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I need an "appreciate the congrats" from Hillary's Twitter account. I feel so pathetic admitting it, but let's just put it all out there.

anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one

mdemone posted:

I know right? An "anti police judge", Jesus loving Christ

I believe the actual quote was "a very against police judge"

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Fidel Castronaut posted:

She did say that if he had paid taxes that maybe our infrastructure wouldn't be in such bad shape. Something along those lines. It was a good comeback.

Generally though, it really was a rope-a-dope where she just let Trump do some slapstick where he punched himself in the face and then sniffed and word salad'ed.

It was okay, I just immediately wished that she would ask him to elaborate on what exactly he meant by that because oh god does he love to brag. Also when he rambled about rich dudes squirreling their money away overseas it would have been the perfect time for "Mr. Trump do you do that yourself?"

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Fidel Castronaut posted:

She did say that if he had paid taxes that maybe our infrastructure wouldn't be in such bad shape. Something along those lines. It was a good comeback.

Generally though, it really was a rope-a-dope where she just let Trump do some slapstick where he punched himself in the face and then sniffed and word salad'ed.

Her "trumped up trickle down" slogan should have been the weakest line ever, but Trump couldn't have done more to demonstrate both its truth and why trickle down doesn't work.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

you're my favorite poster rn

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

If I'm not mistaken it was The Daily Show writers

that would explain a number of things

thanks

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/780610010334294017
https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/780609340793323520

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Vox Nihili posted:

Anyone want to contest this as the first bingo winner? Otherwise I'm getting this dude a cert.

we're not certifying anything until tomorrow when we are awake + not drunk, sorry

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Jeff Lord is such a turd.

Points to Trump for not attacking Hillary about Bill cheating.

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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



They must be so hyped after tonight

i legit thought the dude on the right was also a cardboard cutout for quite a while

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