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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

skaboomizzy posted:

Early this year I wanted a PC able to handle two small/medium monitors and a hefty processor so I could get drunk and stream my terrible Hearthstone play. I was too lazy/clumsy to build it myself so I got one built and shipped for $1100 which is probably way more than I really needed, but at least I shouldn't need to upgrade anything besides maybe a video card for 4-5 years.

I can't imagine what an $8,000 set-up looks like, even for like a professional video artist or something. I'm even more lost as to what a SC Pit Of Despair in someone's mom's basement looks like. I can see "a suped-up PC is an investment" up to a point around $2,000, but Jesus.

Nothing wrong with having a DEDICATED circuit for a computer, the 7 or 8, 4K monitors alone might require an extra one though.

edit : 5678 bad memories with this one,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvs8axfPEyo

Behold the worst prom music song thing ever created!

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Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



skaboomizzy posted:

Early this year I wanted a PC able to handle two small/medium monitors and a hefty processor so I could get drunk and stream my terrible Hearthstone play. I was too lazy/clumsy to build it myself so I got one built and shipped for $1100 which is probably way more than I really needed, but at least I shouldn't need to upgrade anything besides maybe a video card for 4-5 years.

I can't imagine what an $8,000 set-up looks like, even for like a professional video artist or something. I'm even more lost as to what a SC Pit Of Despair in someone's mom's basement looks like. I can see "a suped-up PC is an investment" up to a point around $2,000, but Jesus.

Some Intel Xeon processors go for almost $4k and a single Titan XP GPU is $1200 so It really wouldn't be that difficult to get to $8k for a professional workstation PC.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard




Mirificus fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Sep 27, 2016

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Is the last one meant to be a duplicate?

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



i don't understand the diagram

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

orcinus posted:

Will there be stairs?

He is protected.

Whoa, how lame this feels with years worth of hindsight.

alf_pogs posted:

it's true, skulls are the primary uniform of Bad Guys

Mitchell and Webb, "Are we the baddies?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY

2DCAT posted:

someone told me that all cattes reacted that way to cucumbers, so i put one behind my maine coon catte while he was eating because I thought it would be funny to see a giant 25lb catte jump like that. He just looked at the cucumber, then looked over in my direction and basically shrugged. I was shamed to the point where I don't even try to mess with him anymore.

I enjoyed this anecdote. Cats!

Mr Powder: Did me condensing these replies into a single post go along with your sensibilities?

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Flarpy posted:

Mitchell and Webb, "Are we the baddies?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY

i somehow entirely forgot this existed. moment of appreciation for mitchell and webb

THAT'S NUMBERWANG

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I'm the guy for whom "the point" is a trapezoid.

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Betty "Big" Tits

I have some spare ships

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

:lol: Reminds me of this Brasseye classic for some reason


Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Is the last one meant to be a duplicate?

I've fixed the duplicate.

Pilz
Jul 25, 2016
Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

I tried to dispute the claim... I don't know how long that will take or what it will do.

YouTube sucks.

You could reload with copyright deadlocking measures, but I dunno if that works for something like that, I know it's mostly for claiming ad revenue and stuff.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

alf_pogs posted:

i somehow entirely forgot this existed. moment of appreciation for mitchell and webb

THAT'S NUMBERWANG

SPIN THE BOARD!

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

Ghostlight posted:

I'm the guy for whom "the point" is a trapezoid.

If it was actually a point that would be kind of clever, but that would also fly over all heads.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

alf_pogs posted:

i don't understand the diagram

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



alf_pogs posted:

i somehow entirely forgot this existed. moment of appreciation for mitchell and webb

THAT'S NUMBERWANG

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

skaboomizzy posted:

I can't imagine what an $8,000 set-up looks like, even for like a professional video artist or something. I'm even more lost as to what a SC Pit Of Despair in someone's mom's basement looks like. I can see "a suped-up PC is an investment" up to a point around $2,000, but Jesus.

So how long until Citizens start applying bitcoin-level methods of computing to squeeze that last frame out of the turgid mess that is the PU?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut8mwo7vGBI

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Flarpy posted:

I have some spare ships JPEGS.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I'm kinda surprised that there hasn't been more of an intersection between Bitcoin and SC

Well, besides Seraph

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

EightAce posted:

And so it passed that the Queen of darkness did loudly and very publicly, emasculate her witless consort . For the words uttered by this feeble minded stimporer had been duly recorded by the scribes and shown to the masses.
Amid cries and nashing of teeth did finally, the citizens witness the truth behind the dream.
As his minions cowered in the city of angels before her fury a teutonic daemon appeared , grinning fiendishly. He demanded gold or he would tear down the temple


Spill the beans Ortwin

Do it

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

skaboomizzy posted:

I'm kinda surprised that there hasn't been more of an intersection between Bitcoin and SC

Well, besides Seraph



Mercury_Storm fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Sep 27, 2016

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

:downsbravo:

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Came here to see that this shitshow is still going on and well.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Marching Powder posted:

A heartfelt thank you to the pro posting tools guy for heading off dozens of pages of the worst posters on the forums falling over themselves to 'own' a mentally deficient person, and many thanks to those loving ridiculous morons for ignoring him and giving us a taste of how you were revving up to embarrass yourselves for many, many hours.

:cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop:

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Flarpy posted:

Mr Powder: Did me condensing these replies into a single post go along with your sensibilities?
If Marching Powder is complaining about something, it pretty much means you're doing the right thing and should just keep on doing it.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

:effort:

Jimeth
Apr 14, 2016

Lackadaisical Phraseologist

alf_pogs posted:

it's true, skulls are the primary uniform of Bad Guys

Hans... Are we the baddies?

Salt n Reba McEntire
Nov 14, 2000

Kuparp.

EightAce posted:

And so it passed that the Queen of darkness did loudly and very publicly, emasculate her witless consort . For the words uttered by this feeble minded stimporer had been duly recorded by the scribes and shown to the masses.
Amid cries and nashing of teeth did finally, the citizens witness the truth behind the dream.
As his minions cowered in the city of angels before her fury a teutonic daemon appeared , grinning fiendishly. He demanded gold or he would tear down the temple

Well, it's a good job I didn't read this earlier; was dropping the kids off at school and this intractable erection would've seen me escorted from the premises.

Jimeth
Apr 14, 2016

Lackadaisical Phraseologist

The Titanic posted:

I think anybody who claims to be a software developer, and the proceeds to defend CIG, need to find a new line of work.

However, I will concede that CIG has at least 20 mil of art assets.

Art isn't cheap, good art less so.

But development isn't just art. It's a combination of art assets and programming assets working together to form a cohesive singularity.

Right now they have a broken model viewer, barely any basic gameplay, nothing that works well with the art assets, and nothing close to the game they promised minus any stretch goals.

They are nowhere near a 20 million dollar piece of software.

What they have is more like a 60-70 million dollar failure of concept. They goofed, and goofed real bad, real expensively.

Star Citizen: Poised to implode into a cohesive singularity.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Jimeth posted:

Star Citizen: Poised to implode into a cohesive singularity.

That's a weird way to talk about taking a poo poo.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
I noticed Kotaku UK is down - is it being DDOS'ed by angry shitizens?

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line

AlmightyPants posted:

I noticed Kotaku UK is down - is it being DDOS'ed by angry shitizens?

That was spooky, just refreshed the main dsmart forum and got a bad gateway error.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



AlmightyPants posted:

I noticed Kotaku UK is down - is it being DDOS'ed by angry shitizens?
They're updating Star Citizen.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

skaboomizzy posted:

I'm no PC Genius Guy, but how the gently caress do you spend $8,000 on a PC you build yourself?

Probably Alienware

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development-professionals-network/2016/sep/27/29-tips-on-how-to-be-a-horrible-boss

quote:

1. Involve yourself in every decision. Don’t let any decision be made without weighing in, no matter how small.

Make the red pixel green.

quote:

3. Correct small mistakes to demonstrate that you’re smart.

quote:

4. Refuse to give any feedback. Don’t give any feedback, either positive or negative, ever. But do overreact when people fail to correctly intuit what you want.

quote:

5. Spend time on less important things so that you can ignore more important things.

Like pretending to be a big time director.

quote:

6. Refuse to let people do their jobs, then punish them for it.

quote:

8. Treat people as if they’re idiots. Manage your employees with 10+ years’ experience with the same scrutiny you would apply to your interns.

quote:

10. Be inconsistent and unpredictable. Keep people on their toes by being totally inconsistent in terms of communication (both style and content), expectations, feedback, and long-term vision

quote:

11. Build a sense of importance by talking about how busy you are all the time.

Up all weekend coding. 8 hours writing an email.

quote:

19. Delegate autonomy, but don’t really mean it. For example: “I want you to make the decision. I don’t want to be involved. You’re experienced and you are driving this project. [Later:] You made the wrong decision. Here’s what I really wanted you to do. Now go and change everything.”

CIG employees must have contributed to this article.

quote:

20. Play favourites with team members, and make it obvious.

quote:

21. Criticise people in front of their coworkers.

quote:

24. Become defensive at the slightest constructive feedback.

quote:

28. Be paranoid that your employees are out to get you.

Hiring a PI to spy on your employees is okay, yeah?


Crobber scores 18/29 by my count. Room for improvement.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

EightAce posted:

And so it passed that the Queen of darkness did loudly and very publicly, emasculate her witless consort . For the words uttered by this feeble minded stimporer had been duly recorded by the scribes and shown to the masses.
Amid cries and nashing of teeth did finally, the citizens witness the truth behind the dream.
As his minions cowered in the city of angels before her fury a teutonic daemon appeared , grinning fiendishly. He demanded gold or he would tear down the temple

Breathtaking.


Release the tapes!

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
poo poo im late to the party again, aint i?
Did you run off Shining Light (or whatever) yet?

Jimeth
Apr 14, 2016

Lackadaisical Phraseologist

Tank Boy Ken posted:

That's a weird way to talk about taking a poo poo.

It really is. Weird enough that one wonders why you'd bring such matters up regarding it.

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Yolomon Wayne posted:

poo poo im late to the party again, aint i?
Did you run off Shining Light (or whatever) yet?

There's not much running off to do.


It was Surface Detail spending another 10$ to pretend to be a shitizen and eventually post his ballsack.

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