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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Hungryjack posted:

He wants to get his coke from the source.

the Trap House Ultras will have some an epic Tata scarf I'm sure

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dempsey out for the season

Hopefully not the end of his career, but better to go out this way than to possibly die on the field.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Dempsey out for the season

Hopefully not the end of his career, but better to go out this way than to possibly die on the field.

That's what I was expecting this entire time. Doubt he plays again.

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

As a Timbers fan, that is awful news.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
as a semi-sentient meatsock disguised as an average tifo-loving mls fan,

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Fucitol posted:

as a semi-sentient meatsock disguised as an average tifo-loving mls fan,

You should donate your heart to Dempsey, hopefully it's also defective, so you can both gently caress off forever.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Are we allowed to like things in this thread?

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

No.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Star Man posted:

Are we allowed to like things in this thread?

I like my team! Despite my numerous complaints about it, I've made lots of friends because of it, traveled the continent and eaten amazing food in the fresh air.

My Life Would Suck Without U(nited)

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Star Man posted:

Are we allowed to like things in this thread?

i like the fact we're all going to die

Yeah, I'm not too broken up over Dempsey. Sucks he's missing time because of heart issues. I wonder if him and Eddie Johnson took the same pills or something?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I like my team! Despite my numerous complaints about it, I've made lots of friends because of it, traveled the continent and eaten amazing food in the fresh air.

My Life Would Suck Without U(nited)

I like the Rapids. At least, I like them way more than I did for the last two seasons.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I will hate FC Dallas to a championship. If I dare to slip up and cheer for them, they will poo poo down their leg.


For my sports to see success, I must infuse them with my hatred. It's worked well so far!

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I love my team as an institution that has brought me a lot of joy over the years but I also hate my "team" as the collection of people who routinely fill the decaying corpse of RFK stadium with some truly awful play.

In conclusion D.C. United is a team of contrasts

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I do have to say that since Sam and Mullins came on board, the team has been less unwatchable. When they smell blood, they've learned to pour forward, and Boswell is savvy enough to hang back and too slow to get that forward without leaving the whole side exposed. DeLeon is an odd duck at right back, and it works far better than it logically should.

I don't know. This is a team that can win one (1) playoff game as currently constructed, and will probably still die a noble death to any one of TFC/NJ/NYC. Which continues the problem, because it means Olsen will remain rooted to our coaching staff.

Also, I'm coming around on Dave Kaspar as GM. The fact that he keeps managing to make these trades on a budget of a can full of magic beans is sort of astonishing. People keep selling us players that don't need coaching (which is good, because they won't get any) and turning our bad team into an okay team.

We are a mid-stage end boss.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Your Boy Fancy posted:

I do have to say that since Sam and Mullins came on board, the team has been less unwatchable.

How is Sam overall? He was losing his pace a bit but still a decent dribbler good crosser and adequate finisher. He looked completely average against us so I didn't get a good idea.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Seltzer posted:

How is Sam overall? He was losing his pace a bit but still a decent dribbler good crosser and adequate finisher. He looked completely average against us so I didn't get a good idea.

Mostly as you said. He makes for an excellent starter due to his crossing and attacking creativity. It took a few games for Acosta and Mullins to anticipate the stuff he tries - after a year of route-one style, nobody knew what to make of a sudden back heel - but he creates chances that weren't there before and it's inspired others to try it as well.

His usual sub is Neagle, Nyarko or DeLeon before DeLeon switched to RB, which trades accuracy for pace. He's improved our team immensely.

The Terp Connection between Mullins and Kemp, though, has been lovely. Kemp isn't the greatest free kick specialist, but he and Mullins have insane chemistry.

MLS Cup playoffs were awesome last year. I think this year is gonna live up to that. Oh God if we draw Philly.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Shinjobi posted:

I will hate FC Dallas to a championship. If I dare to slip up and cheer for them, they will poo poo down their leg.


For my sports to see success, I must infuse them with my hatred. It's worked well so far!
This is what it's like to be a Raiders fan in American football. Except for the success part. Maybe I can hate the Quakes to a playoff spot this year.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Syrinxx posted:

This is what it's like to be a Raiders fan in American football. Except for the success part. Maybe I can hate the Quakes to a playoff spot this year.

I've been hating the quakes for years and they've still found a way to miss the playoffs.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Shinjobi posted:

I will hate FC Dallas to a championship. If I dare to slip up and cheer for them, they will poo poo down their leg.


For my sports to see success, I must infuse them with my hatred. It's worked well so far!

This is how I feel about Mike Magee.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Attn: Seltzer

Go look up that Sam goal from tonight. Ridiculous turn and fire.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
Seattle is in playoff position, and MLS Cup Champions Portland is not. Hail Satan.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

foobardog posted:

Seattle is in playoff position, and MLS Cup Champions Portland is not. Hail Satan.

Hail Satan!

Shame Lodeiro is suspended for Vancouver, but he could probably use the rest. Fingers crossed for a bullshit draw!

Apropos of nothing, Christian Roldan is so, so much better than he was last year. His improvement is really striking.

Robot Danger
Mar 18, 2012
I'm a Columbus supporter living in Seattle and hope Portland, Columbus and Seattle all fail to make the playoffs, all praise be to Lucifer.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
One of Seattle (41 points, 53 max) or Portland (41 points, 50 max) is all but assured of making the playoffs. They'd need to both be leapfrogged by one of these teams in order for that to not happen:

Vancouver - 35 points. 44 max points. SEA, @SJ, POR. Absolutely need to beat both SEA and POR and get at least a point against SJ. Anything else eliminates them from the playoffs.
San Jose - 34 points. 46 max points. RSL, @COL, VAN, KC. Game against VAN is super-crucial for both teams. VAN win gives SJ no margin, SJ win eliminates VAN. Draw basically requires SJ to win out. Can't really afford to lose either of the games leading up to that one.
Houston - 32 points. 47 max points. NYC, COL, @SEA, LA, @COL. This is a rather un-kind schedule, to say the least. Eliminated with loss against SEA.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

I have absolutely nothing to say about the Chicago Fire on the occasion of our official elimination from playoff contention.

Christ, this team is depressing.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Houston - 32 points. 47 max points. NYC, COL, @SEA, LA, @COL. This is a rather un-kind schedule, to say the least. Eliminated with loss against SEA.

Houston is so hosed. Even if they win out, Portland or Seattle just need to win 2 of their remaining games to eliminate them. One Houston loss means that a single win by Portland or Seattle is enough to doom them.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

binge crotching posted:

Houston is so hosed. Even if they win out, Portland or Seattle just need to win 2 of their remaining games to eliminate them. One Houston loss means that a single win by Portland or Seattle is enough to doom them.

It at least looks like they'll be able to play a Seattle squad missing Lodeiro, since the Uruguayan national team has a game that night. It's shocking how much better he's made that team, and I'm pretty nervous about going to Vancouver this weekend without him.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Stadium news: the Buzzard Point site is being handed over this weekend, history being revised so that we ARE doing a Toronto and starting on a never ending road trip.

Goff is still an FO shill who reports on practices he doesn't attend and makes up quotes.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Your Boy Fancy posted:

Stadium news: the Buzzard Point site is being handed over this weekend, history being revised so that we ARE doing a Toronto and starting on a never ending road trip.

it's poo poo and sucks, good luck

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



My favorite thing from a puff piece about the stadium

Some Tool posted:

"The view from Potomac Avenue will be directly into the Stadium and the field since no structure will be in this line of site and the field will be near ground level," according to the zoning application. "The ability to see onto the field from outside the Stadium will be one of its most unique and street-activating features virtually unknown in other professional sports stadia.


"It's going to reminiscent of the field and bleachers at your local high scool stadium where you can see play from the street because we can't build a real stadium, but uhhh, its actually a cool and rad feature"

I'm glad my bad team is getting a new stadium but I wasn't aware they planned to leave a side open like some bush league poo poo, I mean that's not the worst but it's so cringey that they try to spin it as a feature.

Ciprian Maricon fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Sep 30, 2016

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I mean, Highmark Stadium in Pittsburgh does this, but that's because the stadium faces the river so you just chill out at ground level unless you wanna sit in the bleachers and watch Boats

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I think an open side looks nice, but what the hell do I know?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

shirts and skins posted:

Hail Satan!

Shame Lodeiro is suspended for Vancouver, but he could probably use the rest. Fingers crossed for a bullshit draw!

Apropos of nothing, Christian Roldan is so, so much better than he was last year. His improvement is really striking.

Roldan is playing much better, but Sigi isn't also trying to play him as a loving winger anymore.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
The Rapids are now in the playoffs.

I still wish they'd get rid of Pablo.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
And the Timbers lose! I had a Timbers fan try to convince me last night that Seattle is jealous of the national attention Portland gets due to Portlandia. :psyduck:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


shirts and skins posted:

And the Timbers lose! I had a Timbers fan try to convince me last night that Seattle is jealous of the national attention Portland gets due to Portlandia. :psyduck:

I wanted to laugh this off at first but thinking about it, I can absolutely picture someone in Portland genuinely believing that.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Seattle has The Killing and Portland has Grimm and that's about it.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Star Man posted:

The Rapids are now in the playoffs.

I still wish they'd get rid of Pablo.

If they don't win the shield or at least make the conference finals they shouldn't bring him back.

Naturally the FO will say "best points haul ever by a Rapids team" no matter what and we will get three more years of Mastronaccio.

:sigh:

As nice as it is to see the Rapids in the playoffs I still believe it's more due to the talent on the field than the coach. The team has coasted since Tim Howard arrived with almost no sign of adjustment by anyone, particularly the coaching staff. A good coach would notice and adjust. Pablo hasn't.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

shirts and skins posted:

And the Timbers lose! I had a Timbers fan try to convince me last night that Seattle is jealous of the national attention Portland gets due to Portlandia. :psyduck:

We both lose to ~ Vancouver ~ in this department.

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The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

shirts and skins posted:

And the Timbers lose! I had a Timbers fan try to convince me last night that Seattle is jealous of the national attention Portland gets due to Portlandia. :psyduck:

As a Timbers fan, I hope the Timbers lose every game where someone from Portland says Seattle is jealous of Portlandia in the middle of it. It probably explains our road record.

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