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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


China has a spacelab/module that is out of control and WILL crash.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/sep/21/chinas-tiangong-1-space-station-out-of-control-crash-to-earth

A few choice quotes:

quote:

McDowell said some parts, such as the rocket engines, were so dense that they wouldn’t burn up completely.

There will be lumps of about 100kg or so, still enough to give you a nasty wallop if it hit you,

quote:

Wu Ping, the space official, told reporters the lab – which was launched into space amid great fanfare in September 2011 – had made “important contributions to China’s manned space cause” during its four and a half years of service.

She claimed its return to earth was “unlikely to affect aviation activities or cause damage to the ground”.

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Mithaldu posted:

From the familiarity of the tape i'd actually guess germany, but well... pixels.

The wall in the back says ABTO... which is probably Cyrillic script ("AUTO...").

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.



I sometimes get sent out to building projects as part of my job. I've never had any training or anything and don't have any safety equipment.

Occasionally I see things like this.

Not as bad as most of the poo poo in this thread, but still.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
http://i.imgur.com/ylK38be.gifv

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
http://i.imgur.com/j45StmO.gifv

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



It's just so happy about flooding.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

fast and furious: OSHA edition

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
So you guys wanted an update on my job at the airport. I mainly drive a jet fuel tanker with badly leaking brake pressure (positioning around multimillion dollar jetliners.)

Well the other day an electronic safety failed preventing me from refueling the tanker. They promptly sent mechanics and fixed the issue. I was a bit annoyed that they deal with issues preventing operation but ignore issues with safe operation. I topped off late last night for what would turn out to be the last flights that tanker would fuel tomorrow.

Everyone had left for the night and only a tug with no headlights and a dying battery was left. I called my supervisor and he told me no one was coming out so just take the tug with no headlights. As I'm driving across the busiest taxiway of the airport with no lights I realize my supervisor doesn't care one bit about my safety.

I submit yet another equipment inspection form for my tanker noting brakes that leak so much they require frequently revving the engine during operation (without turning it off.) I also mention a warning sound going off constantly (had for months.)

Today the engine caught on fire destroying the tanker:


Not on my shift, but no real mystery what happened. The tanker had to have oil added recently because the warning light was on. Must have happened again but the day shift fueler didn't notice the warning light and ignored the warning buzzer because it's ALWAYS ON. Low oil, a hot day plus constantly revving the engine to regain brake pressure, this was the result.

So today they ask me to use a different type of tanker I'm not trained to use. I refuse so they have me do hydrant, headlights are broken (I notified them of this 3 months ago.) I tell my supervisor I don't feel safe driving at night with no headlights and ask if he can get another tug. He didn't do poo poo, so tomorrow I'm calling in sick, calling my union rep, and start looking for a new job in the event nothing gets resolved.

But don't play pokemon while driving around the airport you guys :ohdear:

Sanctum fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Sep 26, 2016

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Good move on finally making the decision to get the hell away from there.

I've worked for people who did not give the slightest gently caress about my safety (but thankfully nothing as bad as driving around an airport at night with no lights) and it's a horrible experience I will never repeat.


Telling someone to their face, "If I have to keep doing this I. Will. Die." and watching them not care in the slightest and just walk off without a word like I was nothing is sobering to say the least.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!
A friend actually paid someone to do this.

He fixed it himself.

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
Just this weekend I had to repair a setup that looked almost exactly like that at my mother in law's place. Every time she used the disposal a huge splash of ground up food and fetid water would splash up into the pot sink. There's a reason they include those black tail pieces with new disposals. I'll never understand how these people keep getting hired for jobs.

Forer
Jan 18, 2010

"How do I get rid of these nasty roaches?!"

Easy, just burn your house down.

Sanctum posted:

So you guys wanted an update on my job at the airport. I mainly drive a jet fuel tanker with badly leaking brake pressure (positioning around multimillion dollar jetliners.)

Well the other day an electronic safety failed preventing me from refueling the tanker. They promptly sent mechanics and fixed the issue. I was a bit annoyed that they deal with issues preventing operation but ignore issues with safe operation. I topped off late last night for what would turn out to be the last flights that tanker would fuel tomorrow.

Everyone had left for the night and only a tug with no headlights and a dying battery was left. I called my supervisor and he told me no one was coming out so just take the tug with no headlights. As I'm driving across the busiest taxiway of the airport with no lights I realize my supervisor doesn't care one bit about my safety.

I submit yet another equipment inspection form for my tanker noting brakes that leak so much they require frequently revving the engine during operation (without turning it off.) I also mention a warning sound going off constantly (had for months.)

Today the engine caught on fire destroying the tanker:


Not on my shift, but no real mystery what happened. The tanker had to have oil added recently because the warning light was on. Must have happened again but the day shift fueler didn't notice the warning light and ignored the warning buzzer because it's ALWAYS ON. Low oil, a hot day plus constantly revving the engine to regain brake pressure, this was the result.

So today they ask me to use a different type of tanker I'm not trained to use. I refuse so they have me do hydrant, headlights are broken (I notified them of this 3 months ago.) I tell my supervisor I don't feel safe driving at night with no headlights and ask if he can get another tug. He didn't do poo poo, so tomorrow I'm calling in sick, calling my union rep, and start looking for a new job in the event nothing gets resolved.

But don't play pokemon while driving around the airport you guys :ohdear:



Something to remember too sadly, often you are the sole proprietor in the "I don't want my head to turn into chunky salsa" corporation while at work 'cause as mentioned manager don't give a gently caress.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E12nnpWc5c

This does not seem like something you should be doing if you need to watch a Youtube vid to learn how to do it

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E12nnpWc5c

This does not seem like something you should be doing if you need to watch a Youtube vid to learn how to do it

The original version was worse.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

This is the de facto "public infrastructure breaking in interesting ways" thread, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqjQ4hQ5qXg

Walking home from work, I saw water streaming out onto the road. Then I noticed a crack in the road itself, with water coming out, and started taking a video. Then, while I'm shooting, I noticed holes all along the edge of the road with water bubbling up out of them. So... hopefully there isn't a raging underground river burst water main about to burst through and completely gently caress up the road, or something.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

Forer posted:

Something to remember too sadly, often you are the sole proprietor in the "I don't want my head to turn into chunky salsa" corporation while at work 'cause as mentioned manager don't give a gently caress.

Personally i don't see much difference between a manager who doesn't care, and a manager who is actively trying to kill you.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Hyperlynx posted:

This is the de facto "public infrastructure breaking in interesting ways" thread, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqjQ4hQ5qXg

Walking home from work, I saw water streaming out onto the road. Then I noticed a crack in the road itself, with water coming out, and started taking a video. Then, while I'm shooting, I noticed holes all along the edge of the road with water bubbling up out of them. So... hopefully there isn't a raging underground river burst water main about to burst through and completely gently caress up the road, or something.

Do you have a city public works/411 type phone number you can call to alert someone? Cuz that'll be a massive sink hole before too long.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Hyperlynx posted:

hopefully there isn't a raging underground river burst water main about to burst through and completely gently caress up the road, or something.
Probably is a burst main and there's probably going to be some severe undermining of that road by the time you can see the water push its way up through the surface.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sirotan posted:

Cuz that'll be a massive sink hole before too long.

No it won't.

If burst water mains led to sinkholes, 90% of the US urban landmass would've fallen into sinkholes by this point.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Sirotan posted:

Do you have a city public works/411 type phone number you can call to alert someone? Cuz that'll be a massive sink hole before too long.

Yeah, I looked up who does the water infrastructure for that area and gave them a ring. The thought did occur to me that tomorrow when I go to work there might be a huge freakin' pit in the way...

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

dis astranagant posted:

The original version was worse.

The original version singled out a guy who killed himself by following extremely unsafe advice from another youtube video.

Apparently his next of kin complained and Clive took that video down, because learning from the fatal accidents of others is insensitive.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Clive wasn't even disrespectful in the original version, and I think that it would have been beneficial to have more "yes this can definitely kill you" warning on the video.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

BattleMaster posted:

Clive wasn't even disrespectful in the original version, and I think that it would have been beneficial to have more "yes this can definitely kill you" warning on the video.

While there is definitely some benefit in the shock value, I think he did a very good job of conveying just how bloody dangerous that would be

It's something of a rarity in the Youtube video - usually the most you can get is a 'don't try this at home' before showing you how to gargle napalm.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Hyperlynx posted:

Yeah, I looked up who does the water infrastructure for that area and gave them a ring. The thought did occur to me that tomorrow when I go to work there might be a huge freakin' pit in the way...

Well, no gigantic sinkhole this morning. I must confess I'm a little disappointed.

The thought also occurred to me that the cracks in the road were probably already there to begin with, rather than caused by water forcing its way to the surface. Much less dramatic.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Hyperlynx posted:

Well, no gigantic sinkhole this morning. I must confess I'm a little disappointed.

The thought also occurred to me that the cracks in the road were probably already there to begin with, rather than caused by water forcing its way to the surface. Much less dramatic.

Yeah assuming it's not a catastrophic pressure-main failure (and you loving know when those happen, it's biblical) it's just finding its way out through the existing cracks.

It will eventually undermine the road but it'll get fixed before that's likely to be an issue. The bigger problem is when they fix it in a hurry and don't let the substrate dry before relaying the road so the ground settles under the (new/well-repaired) pipe and causes it to crack further on. Then they fix that in a hurry, rinse, repeat, and find out why there's been at least one lane closed of the road outside my house for the last loving year.

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3OZ-OIuZ6g&t=380s


Everything went according to plan. :clint:

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.

Holy poo poo...That could have gone from seriously bad to deader than fried chicken quickly.

Dagon
Apr 16, 2003


Unsurprisingly, not their first oopsie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPxJ7IFnb6I&t=198s

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

I seen to recall that abandoned silos are so full of nasty hazardous stuff that you should wear hazmat suit when walking in them.

Bathing in water from inside them doesn't seem a smart move

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...
Generally everything related to military rocketry is bad news for your health, even if it's not a missile being fired at your wedding. For the Titan II specifically, both the fuel (hydrazine) and the oxidizer (N2O4) are toxic as well as corrosive.

Civilian rockets mostly use liquid oxygen and kerosene or liquid hydrogen which are relatively benign but require a whole bunch of preparation immediately before launch. If you want to store your missiles ready to launch for extended times you're going to end up with some rather nasty chemicals. So yeah, stay away from debris or abandoned missiles unless you know what you're doing and have proper protective equipment.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Bistromatic posted:

Generally everything related to military rocketry is bad news for your health, even if it's not a missile being fired at your wedding. For the Titan II specifically, both the fuel (hydrazine) and the oxidizer (N2O4) are toxic as well as corrosive.

Civilian rockets mostly use liquid oxygen and kerosene or liquid hydrogen which are relatively benign but require a whole bunch of preparation immediately before launch. If you want to store your missiles ready to launch for extended times you're going to end up with some rather nasty chemicals. So yeah, stay away from debris or abandoned missiles unless you know what you're doing and have proper protective equipment.

I always thought it would be ridiculously cool to own a missile silo. Reading Command and Control quickly cured me of that.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Why is there water in the silo?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Pingiivi posted:

Why is there water in the silo?

Where do you think rain goes? Or what a sump pump is for?

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.

Pingiivi posted:

Why is there water in the silo?

That was our secret weapon. Fill the Silos with water so the red commie scum can't get their hands on em'!

Or sump pumps, yeah.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Bistromatic posted:

Generally everything related to military rocketry is bad news for your health, even if it's not a missile being fired at your wedding. For the Titan II specifically, both the fuel (hydrazine) and the oxidizer (N2O4) are toxic as well as corrosive.

Also if hydrazine and N2O4 come into contact they will instantly explode.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Pingiivi posted:

Why is there water in the silo?
Gravity.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Also the ground/rain water that's been sitting in that silo is probably going to be toxic as gently caress.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
So basically in normal, not left for crazy dudes with too much money, use these silos would've also collected some water and they needed to be pumped out regularly?

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Pingiivi posted:

So basically in normal, not left for crazy dudes with too much money, use these silos would've also collected some water and they needed to be pumped out regularly?

That's the natural state of deep holes in the midwest.

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Yes. Water goes down into holes even when they're not abandoned.

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