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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Dammit is nothing I knew true anymore

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I'm in the radio industry, and goddrat did I hate that trend. Everyone was trying to outdo everyone else, so you had people chasing radio vans down freeways at dangerous speeds, winning fake prizes (here's your new Toy Yoda!), and as late as '07, someone loving died in a contest to win a Nintendo Wii.

Hosts from an Australian radio show rang the King Edward VII's Hospital Sister Agnes in 2012 and pretended to be the Queen and Prince of Wales and tricked two of the nurses into talking about Duchess of Cambridge who was being treated there at the time. The station's lawyers okayed the segment and it was broadcast three days later. The hoax became a huge scandal and one of the nurses they'd pranked committed suicide.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jacintha_Saldanha

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hosts from an Australian radio show rang the King Edward VII's Hospital Sister Agnes in 2012 and pretended to be the Queen and Prince of Wales and tricked two of the nurses into talking about Duchess of Cambridge who was being treated there at the time. The station's lawyers okayed the segment and it was broadcast three days later. The hoax became a huge scandal and one of the nurses they'd pranked committed suicide.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jacintha_Saldanha

That nurse seems like a very troubled woman who needed help before she transferred a phone call and then killed herself over it.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Takes No Damage posted:

Weren't they also the ones who ran that scavenger hunt that had couples go gently caress inside a confessional booth?

That sounds more like Opie and Anthony's "Sex for Sam", where a couple went for the 2-point conversion in Saint Patrick's Cathedral and got busted.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
ehh too big as a gifv embed, what do you think? Slavs, chavs, other?

https://i.imgur.com/8OOCLDY.gif



Edit: found video with sound, chavs!

https://www.queerty.com/two-hunky-brits-share-a-kiss-before-doing-the-dumbest-thing-you-will-ever-see-20150820

`Nemesis has a new favorite as of 00:42 on Sep 28, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I may have already mentioned it but don't do a GIS for 'cat bite infection' if you've eaten recently. It'll bring up photos from articles like "US Man Who Survives Bubonic Plague From Cat Bite Will Have Fingers and Toes Amputated"

Isn't that more of a reflection of the US healthcare system?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Meskhenet posted:

Isn't that more of a reflection of the US healthcare system?

It was the man's own cat, which was choking on a prairie dog (the disease vector)

When he tried to save the cat it bit him for his trouble putting the plague into him.

They're actually working on a cure for the plague in prairie dogs as well.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Yr77mOWxg

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
What is the guy at 0:49 getting shot with?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
Looks like a potato gun.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

`Nemesis posted:

ehh too big as a gifv embed, what do you think? Slavs, chavs, other?

https://i.imgur.com/8OOCLDY.gif



Edit: found video with sound, chavs!

https://www.queerty.com/two-hunky-brits-share-a-kiss-before-doing-the-dumbest-thing-you-will-ever-see-20150820

We can't rule out them being hybrids.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/780988385469030400

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

"Again" :frogon:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

"Australian"

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
He must be a legs man.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

I love this.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Radirot posted:


I love this.

And caught on camera. Cops are going to rail him on it.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

gently caress these people: http://www.sfexaminer.com/villain-eviction-attorneys-bornstein-bornstein-break-sue/

quote:

Eviction specialists, brothers and gentrification “villains” Bornstein & Bornstein are breaking up. And boy, is it (legally) messy.

Few local landlord attorneys are as storied and vilified as the Bornsteins, who’ve been in business since 1993. The two brothers — Daniel and Jonathan — are known San Francisco-round for their time holding workshops to teach landlords how to legally evict “no-fault” tenants.

Those are tenants who haven’t done anything to breach their leases, for those not familiar with the lingo. The Bornsteins were oft-described as experts at finding every possible loophole to extract profit for landlords.

Remember the Mission District teacher who earlier this year was going to be evicted for using household appliances — you know, in her household? That was Jonathan Bornstein at work.

Jonathan Bornstein also made headlines in 2011, when he represented landlords who sued San Francisco Giants’ pitcher Tim Lincecum. (Even The Freak faced the landlord reaper!)

The Bornsteins are “all about scare tactics,” said Deepa Varma, executive director of the San Francisco Tenants Union. Varma said the Bornsteins have a unique skill to verbally shake tenants’ nerves “when they’re in a vulnerable place.”

Now, the brothers are turning that unenviable talent on one another.

In the filings in Superior Court in Alameda County from September, Daniel Bornstein alleged his brother Jonathan brought home a paltry portion of the law firm’s profits, and that they agreed to split the profits based on who brings in the most clients.

Daniel alleged Jonathan siphoned off more money than he was owed.

Daniel also alleged he provided written notice to Jonathan that the firm would dissolve on May 20, but that his brother “has refused to dissolve the Law Firm to date.”

Jonathan sued right back.

In his San Francisco Superior Court filings, Jonathan provided a signed document, dated 2013, from both brothers that reads they “shall share equally in all profits and losses in equal proportion unless they agree otherwise.”

Daniel recently formed a new firm, Bornstein Law, which Jonathan has called an “illegal business entity” formed to compete with Bornstein & Bornstein — resulting in Jonathan claiming Daniel owes him “in excess of” $500,000 for his trouble.

Cherry on top: One of Jonathan’s “exhibits” is a photo of a computer technician with a twisted up handlebar moustache. Is Jonathan accusing this guy — ostensibly employed by the Bornstein story– of moonlighting as Snidely Whiplash? Hercule Poirot? The U-lock swinging bicyclist from Critical Mass?

Yosef Peretz, a tenant’s attorney representing Daniel Bornstein, told On Guard, “It’s not an easy situation, as you can imagine.”

Peretz said Daniel brought all of the eight or nine staff members from Bornstein & Bornstein to his new firm, leaving only Jonathan behind.

“To some he’s a saint, to some he’s a villain,” Peretz said, but either way, “Daniel is saddened this didn’t work out.”

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Human poo poo walking around in suits.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It's not often business psychopaths get their comeuppance, but it is so very nice to watch.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

You really think they'd have expected that. Both of them make their living off of exploiting loopholes and intimidation to get money out of people they don't deserve. Did they really think neither of them would try to do the same to their own business partner?

No, probably not. They think too highly of themselves for that.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Radirot posted:


I love this.

I like to picture the long train of extended middle fingers driving past him as he sits there like "well, gently caress".

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

chitoryu12 posted:

You really think they'd have expected that. Both of them make their living off of exploiting loopholes and intimidation to get money out of people they don't deserve. Did they really think neither of them would try to do the same to their own business partner?

No, probably not. They think too highly of themselves for that.

Reminds me of a friend of mine who worked for a lawyer in SF that main money grab was going to local city councils that had set up a law limiting billboards (like the kind you see on the side of the road) and suing them for first amendment violations. Never going to court, always settling (sometimes for millions) because the council didn't want a bunch of advertisements all over the roads in town.

After the third time my friend had to give a deposition on his boss sexually harassing the women in the office he finally saved enough to quit.

tl:dr high profile lawyers are scum

Burning_Monk has a new favorite as of 21:28 on Sep 28, 2016

Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Getting irrationally upset they're using a picture of a black widow when they're one of the few deadly things that doesn't exist in Australia.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Tofu Terry posted:

Getting irrationally upset they're using a picture of a black widow when they're one of the few deadly things that doesn't exist in Australia.


Australian redback spiders are in the widow genus Latrodectus. The photo in the article was taken in Sydney NSW by photographer Ian Waldie.
http://www.gettyimages.com.au/license/56714764

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 18:11 on Sep 28, 2016

Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Ooh, huh. How 'bout that. When I think Australian spiders I usually think huntsmen or similar.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
There are over 2,400 known species of spider in Australia but they reckon there's thousands more yet to be discovered and classified. Pretty much every time the scientists go out bush for a week they find a dozen new species.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/27/thirteen-new-spider-species-discovered-australia-bush-blitz
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jun/05/seven-new-species-of-australian-spider-discovered-including-unique-tarantula

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Brent Spiner keeps 'sneaking' into the audience of other Star Trek: The Next Generation cast members Q&A sessions at conventions and trolling the gently caress out of them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvJ7xR4D1ZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0GTcQeqc_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxD-Y0_XXLU

.... and then they do it back to him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKsYK8Tg9jI

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
No Man's Sky is being investigated for false advertising. :getin:

http://www.pcgamer.com/no-mans-sky-is-being-investigated-by-the-advertising-standards-authority

Not that it means anything in any real terms, but still, it's hilarious.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
There's an Australian Rules Football team called the Western Bulldogs who are playing the Grand Final this weekend. They joined the league in 1925 and since then they've only won the finals once, way back in 1954. Their fans are understandably incredibly hyped that their team has a shot at breaking their 62 year losing streak and if they end up losing then there's going to be cascades of schadenfreude raining down all over Australia.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's an Australian Rules Football team called the Western Bulldogs who are playing the Grand Final this weekend. They joined the league in 1925 and since then they've only won the finals once, way back in 1954. Their fans are understandably incredibly hyped that their team has a shot at breaking their 62 year losing streak and if they end up losing then there's going to be cascades of schadenfreude raining down all over Australia.

So, "The Cubs" but with tackling.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Wade Wilson posted:

No Man's Sky is being investigated for false advertising. :getin:

I'm somewhat familiar with this just from being on these forums, but was it really as much of a bait and switch as people are claiming? It seems like almost every game nowadays over promises and under delivers, and I've seen the "side by side" trailers and they both look like games where you just wander around space for a while and nothing really happens.

Only egregious thing I remember seeing is the complete lack of multiplayer despite them saying it'd be in.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

fullroundaction posted:

I'm somewhat familiar with this just from being on these forums, but was it really as much of a bait and switch as people are claiming? It seems like almost every game nowadays over promises and under delivers, and I've seen the "side by side" trailers and they both look like games where you just wander around space for a while and nothing really happens.

Only egregious thing I remember seeing is the complete lack of multiplayer despite them saying it'd be in.

I don't understand how anyone not looking at the game with cult-like blinders on couldn't tell exactly what it was going to be. When I saw the first moon-promising trailer I could only think "lol good luck getting all these features to work and be actually fun/interesting/meaningful rather than marketing check-boxes". We've all played games that boast unlimited procedural exploration or content, and it always means "explore 50 billion very slightly different versions of the same few boring templates". Never in any trailer did the game actually say what you did, what the point was. "woah exploration, limitless exploration! You can explore forever!!" yea but why? Is there a game in there or just a lazy procedural planet generator and some basic space travel and shooting?

Anyone expecting anything other than samey procedural bullshit trying to mask a bare bones product with very little actual gameplay had to purposefully lie to them selves. If you can't read between the lines from a trailer or hype announcements you should probably wait a few weeks after games come out before buying.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Baronjutter posted:

I don't understand how anyone not looking at the game with cult-like blinders on couldn't tell exactly what it was going to be. When I saw the first moon-promising trailer I could only think "lol good luck getting all these features to work and be actually fun/interesting/meaningful rather than marketing check-boxes". We've all played games that boast unlimited procedural exploration or content, and it always means "explore 50 billion very slightly different versions of the same few boring templates". Never in any trailer did the game actually say what you did, what the point was. "woah exploration, limitless exploration! You can explore forever!!" yea but why? Is there a game in there or just a lazy procedural planet generator and some basic space travel and shooting?

Anyone expecting anything other than samey procedural bullshit trying to mask a bare bones product with very little actual gameplay had to purposefully lie to them selves. If you can't read between the lines from a trailer or hype announcements you should probably wait a few weeks after games come out before buying.

I think the multiplayer is the biggest strike against them, as no announcement was made that it was a single player game until people purchased the game and saw for themselves that one of the promised features simply didn't exist.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Baronjutter posted:

I don't understand how anyone not looking at the game with cult-like blinders on couldn't tell exactly what it was going to be. When I saw the first moon-promising trailer I could only think "lol good luck getting all these features to work and be actually fun/interesting/meaningful rather than marketing check-boxes". We've all played games that boast unlimited procedural exploration or content, and it always means "explore 50 billion very slightly different versions of the same few boring templates". Never in any trailer did the game actually say what you did, what the point was. "woah exploration, limitless exploration! You can explore forever!!" yea but why? Is there a game in there or just a lazy procedural planet generator and some basic space travel and shooting?

Anyone expecting anything other than samey procedural bullshit trying to mask a bare bones product with very little actual gameplay had to purposefully lie to them selves. If you can't read between the lines from a trailer or hype announcements you should probably wait a few weeks after games come out before buying.

Remember the Mass Effect 1 marketing? Over xx worlds to explore!

In the end, it was driving the Mako across featureless expanses with identical objectives planet to planet.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I think the biggest strike against them is going on multiple talk shows and demoing a game with tons of features that never made it to the game.

And answering direct questions like "Will there be Mp? Will you see each other?" with a "Yes, definitely."

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
I don't remember that. I remember them saying you could have multi-player but the chances of meeting someone was so small it wasn't likely to happen. Is that still a possibility or it strictly single player?

Maleh-Vor
Oct 26, 2003

Artificial difficulty.
It's completely impossible. Two players managed to reach the exact same spot and couldn't see each other.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Beastie posted:

I think the biggest strike against them is going on multiple talk shows and demoing a game with tons of features that never made it to the game.

And answering direct questions like "Will there be Mp? Will you see each other?" with a "Yes, definitely."

For some strange reason I doubt that anything will come of this

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