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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

overdesigned posted:

Let's go to noted expert Bill Mitchell for a followup. Bill?

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781230004302647296

Well, there you have it, it's legit.

I'm pretty sure Bill Mitchell is actually Nate's alt.

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

overdesigned posted:

Let's go to noted expert Bill Mitchell for a followup. Bill?

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781230004302647296

Well, there you have it, it's legit.

I love that "self-selection bias" is a common term and he uses those words within range of each other to argue the exact opposite

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

after again spending like three hours today on this election i vow to not waste my life like this in the next two months

but i know thats a lie and that i will eventually tell my grandchildren i was reading o&r posts before the nuclear war started

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/wesleysnipes/status/781228661101895680

wesley snipes twitter game strong

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Sai posted:

after again spending like three hours today on this election i vow to not waste my life like this in the next two months

but i know thats a lie and that i will eventually tell my grandchildren i was reading o&r posts before the nuclear war started

"grandpapa, where were you when The Sign Fell?"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Sai posted:

after again spending like three hours today on this election i vow to not waste my life like this in the next two months

but i know thats a lie and that i will eventually tell my grandchildren i was reading o&r posts before the nuclear war started

"granpa what the gently caress are you talking about, grab a sword and get out here or the raiders will finish us off"

"epic mra president bernie porn" you state sagely, staring at the irradiated wasteland with a look of grim determination

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



Has this been posted yet?
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781115037201072128
Because it's my favorite thing.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Yinlock posted:

"granpa what the gently caress are you talking about, grab a sword and get out here or the raiders will finish us off"

"epic mra president bernie porn" you state sagely, staring at the irradiated wasteland with a look of grim determination

Staring at a wall, unblinking

"Ed Balls"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:laffo:that Wesley Snipes is so arrogant and bizarre that he still refers to himself as Blade to this day :laffo:

still a strong twitter game tho 4 sho....

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Studio posted:

Has this been posted yet?
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781115037201072128
Because it's my favorite thing.

how is these loving even a thing

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

from reading the rest of his tweets (it gets more depressing than hilarious when it's him defending the miss universe thing instead of reverse-arzying) he's basically trying to claim that internet polls are accurate because people choose whether to participate in them, just like how they choose whether to vote in the actual election

first thought was the internet poll for Hitler Did Nothing Wrong mtn dew

and I'm pretty sure he'd defend the poll and the statement

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

:laffo:that Wesley Snipes is so arrogant and bizarre that he still refers to himself as Blade to this day :laffo:

still a strong twitter game tho 4 sho....

Well I mean...wouldn't you?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

:laffo:that Wesley Snipes is so arrogant and bizarre that he still refers to himself as Blade to this day :laffo:

still a strong twitter game tho 4 sho....

"hate on the Daywalker" is a super amazing phrase though

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Studio posted:

Has this been posted yet?
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781115037201072128
Because it's my favorite thing.

Oh bill, you loving idiot

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Sai posted:

after again spending like three hours today on this election i vow to not waste my life like this in the next two months

but i know thats a lie and that i will eventually tell my grandchildren i was reading o&r posts before the nuclear war started

Such will be my immortality

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, Beneath this mask there is a post history, Mr. Porn, and post histories are bulletproof.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Motherfuckers always tryin' to file tax forms uphill.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Dapper_Swindler posted:

it probaly sucks a decent amount. sure don probaly loves him, but he is probaly an accident or just there so melania has money and stake when trumps heart pops. i mean it must sorta suck to be born into that situation. your dad is rich sexist dickhead who is old as gently caress more then half your moms age and will probably die at the latest in your 20s. your mom is only in it for the money and the fame(probably) and to play trophy wife to some fat old gently caress, she lets him blow his load in her so she has a kid so now she get money for the kid. the kid will be hosed in the head.

I honestly have some respect for Melania, she manages to be a little bit her own person while married to Donald Goddamn Trump.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Roman Reigns posted:

Well I mean...wouldn't you?

quote:

When I met him I was like, “Hi!” And he was like, “I’m Blade.” And also, Natasha Lyonne was on that set, and she was going through some kind of mental breakdown. Wesley is all boundaries, and she has no boundaries. She played a blind computer expert. So the first scene they had together, she put her hand right on his face, and he just recoiled. It was awesome.

http://www.geeksofdoom.com/2012/11/21/patton-oswalt-gets-brutally-honest-about-the-failures-of-blade-trinity

quote:

Wesley [Snipes] was just loving crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day.

quote:

And the next day, Wesley sat down with David and was like, “I think you need to quit. You’re detrimental to this movie.” And David was like, “Why don’t you quit? We’ve got all your close-ups, and we could shoot the rest with your stand-in.” And that freaked Wesley out so much that, for the rest of the production, he would only communicate with the director through Post-it notes. And he would sign each Post-it note “From Blade.”

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I honestly have some respect for Melania, she manages to be a little bit her own person while married to Donald Goddamn Trump.

her own person is also a scumbag though

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I honestly have some respect for Melania, she manages to be a little bit her own person while married to Donald Goddamn Trump.

on the other hand she did marry Donald Goddamn Trump, willingly

MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004

by exmarx

MariusLecter posted:

2 corinthians in a fat suit

My god, my god, my god it all make sense now.

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

:laffo:that Wesley Snipes is so arrogant and bizarre that he still refers to himself as Blade to this day :laffo:

still a strong twitter game tho 4 sho....

if I was keanu reeves I would never not refer to myself as neo

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bill mitchel is going to be my favorite Election Day meltdown

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Studio posted:

Has this been posted yet?
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781115037201072128
Because it's my favorite thing.

Bill's just a believer in trickle down taxonomics

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
DONALD TRUMP IS A RACIST TAX DODGING MOTHERFUCKER!!1 - From Blade.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Yinlock posted:

"hate on the Daywalker" is a super amazing phrase though

Nite crew has a duty to hate on the daywalker 24/7

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


can i sign all of my posts as "From Blade"



From Blade

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Goddamn I wish I could leave post-it notes for people signed "From Blade". That owns

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Lastgirl posted:

:laffo:that Wesley Snipes is so arrogant and bizarre that he still refers to himself as Blade to this day :laffo:

still a strong twitter game tho 4 sho....

more like :laffo: if you wouldn't call yourself Blade at every chance you got in his shoes

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

Studio posted:

Has this been posted yet?
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781115037201072128
Because it's my favorite thing.

this is literally how ulilillia speaks and writes

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
If I were a stats professor I'd just show my students Bill Mitchell tweets over and over and explain how dumb he is, I think he's utilized every statistical pitfall and misconception humanly possible.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
if you interacted with Snipes are you really gonna argue with him on that point?

-From Blade

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

more like :laffo: if you wouldn't call yourself Blade at every chance you got in his shoes

random white pasty teen with a fedora and a katana and a gaiaonline account "I'm Darks Blade."

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Studio posted:

Has this been posted yet?
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781115037201072128
Because it's my favorite thing.

jesus loving christ

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

MC Nietzche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4q1L_JtMiI

This is still Hammond's best effort imo. Looking forward to Baldwin though, I think he's got the right kind of crazy energy for it.

the issue with Baldwin is that Jack Donaghy is far, far to self-assured to be someone as neurotic as Trump

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Studio posted:

Has this been posted yet?
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781115037201072128
Because it's my favorite thing.

Said without a hint of irony. I visibly recoiled when I read it

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
obigatory



tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


oystertoadfish posted:

this is my favorite bill mitchell (the seventh???) tweet ever i think

i'm sure im forgetting somethign great

Only one I can think of is "Assume polls don't exist. Explain how Hillary is winning?"

Some folks at SBNation wrote about how to make the MLB playoffs more chaotic today, and it made me think of you and your AFL-style bracket in SAS way back when

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

OatmealRaisin posted:

Goddamn I wish I could leave post-it notes for people signed "From Blade". That owns

get a tattoo of a speech bubble coming out of my mouth that says "From Blade"


From Blade

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Notable Dom X
Apr 3, 2011

by exmarx
Buglord
-from B

(Blade)

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