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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Lurdiak posted:

Iron Man really doesn't have a lot of other notable villains. It's Iron Monger, Mandarin, and then it's people no one's ever heard of. You can try to argue Modok is an Iron Man villain but he really isn't.

I heard of Crimson Dynamo and Titanium Man just from collecting Marvel trading cards in 5th grade.

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Jonny_Rocket
Mar 13, 2007

"Inspiration, move me brightly"
gently caress it, let's get Fing Fang Foom as the next big bad

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Tony's biggest enemies are democracy and himself

So time to introduce long lost socialist freedom fighter brother

site fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Sep 28, 2016

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


purple death ray posted:

I heard of Crimson Dynamo and Titanium Man just from collecting Marvel trading cards in 5th grade.

Both of those are really just lamer versions of Iron Monger.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I like modern Crimson Dynamo just being Russian Iron Man and them kinda being buds.

And Man-Ape isn't as promlematic if you just make him M'Baku, Warlord of the White Gorilla tribe that opposes the Wakandans of the Black Panther Tribe.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Jonny_Rocket posted:

gently caress it, let's get Fing Fang Foom as the next big bad

This idea I'm behind. But only if he still inexplicably wears pants.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

BrianWilly posted:

Is "Wacky Magic/Alien Rings Guy" seriously such a big draw that inspires such devotion from anyone? I just don't understand why people give such a poo poo about this one specific C-list villain -- "C-list" being a generous moniker, here -- that taking the piss at him is such a huge loving contention with some viewers.

The appeal to me was that Iron Man is so deeply rooted in the science and technology. Everything he's faced has been something that he can dissect with logic, so facing someone that's just "BOOM! MAGIC, BITCH!" and Tony can't look at it under a microscope is an interesting concept and I would want to see a story told that shows how he handles that challenge.

But I do admit, with Doctor Strange bringing magic into the MCU, Mandarin might not be needed for such a story, and with them getting more and more into space poo poo, that story might not even make sense at this point. Once they take down an alien god, the idea of Tony being perplexed by magic isn't gonna make much sense.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Lick! The! Whisk! posted:

it's that it's so actively dishonest it furthers an actively toxic stereotype that PTSD is something that you can just think your way through if you're a rich billionaire like Tony Stark. It's a bad, harmful message it sends, not that it's not an honest one.

Tony hasn't gotten rid of his PTSD :ssh:

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
I just want to see someone land a one inch punch on Tony Stark on the big screen is that so much to ask for

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I thought the Mandarin's magic was a sham and he was just using really powerful alien artifacts.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I dunno, Tony dealt with Malekith and the Dark Elves pretty well.

Though maybe a race that is harmed by iron shouldn't pick fights with a guy literally called Iron Man?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

BrianWilly posted:

Is "Wacky Magic/Alien Rings Guy" seriously such a big draw that inspires such devotion from anyone? I just don't understand why people give such a poo poo about this one specific C-list villain -- "C-list" being a generous moniker, here -- that taking the piss at him is such a huge loving contention with some viewers.

Iron Man is a C list hero.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

BrianWilly posted:

Is "Wacky Magic/Alien Rings Guy" seriously such a big draw that inspires such devotion from anyone? I just don't understand why people give such a poo poo about this one specific C-list villain -- "C-list" being a generous moniker, here -- that taking the piss at him is such a huge loving contention with some viewers.

I never gave a loving poo poo about The Mandarin beyond "woah that dude has racist roots" but considering the level of character assassination they did to Patsy Walker in JJ and how irked that still makes me, I totally loving get it. In the abstract, I understand how frustrating it can be to take a character that you think is cool or threatening and turning him into a metatextual joke when translated to the big screen, I just think that - of the very few things that IM3 does well - making him a commentary on how inherent attitudes towards Othered people work and rich white guy manipulation of public perception of xenophobia is a pretty good idea.

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I want Tony to fight Dr. Doom, he always seemed like the perfect opposite of iron man to me.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Lurdiak posted:

Both of those are really just lamer versions of Iron Monger.

Also, Ivan Vaanko from IM2 effectively was Crimson Dynamo.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Lurdiak posted:

Both of those are really just lamer versions of Iron Monger.

So iron monger?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jonny_Rocket posted:

gently caress it, let's get Fing Fang Foom as the next big bad


X-O posted:

This idea I'm behind. But only if he still inexplicably wears pants.

Shane Black said that Killian was a mashup of the Mandarin and Fing Fang Foom.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Rhyno posted:

Shane Black said that Killian was a mashup of the Mandarin and Fing Fang Foom.

Well, I never wanted to say this about Shane Black before and hope I never have to again, but he's stupid.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Isn't.....isn't fin fang foom a dragon

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He has a dragon tattoo, breathes fire, and most importantly wears pants.

I don't know, seems open and shut.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If we ever need Iron Man villains again, I liked Spymaster, Ghost, and the Controller. Controller especially with his power being so creepy.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The great thing about Iron Man is you can use any villain as its not like anyone cares about any of em.

Jonny_Rocket
Mar 13, 2007

"Inspiration, move me brightly"

Aphrodite posted:

He has a dragon tattoo, breathes fire, and most importantly wears pants.

I don't know, seems open and shut.

But Fing Fang Foom should be a giant dragon. I don't care if it's ridiculous - it would be wonderful to see on screen. I'm a huge fan of Godzilla and other kaiju films so I'm a sucker for that stuff. Realism be damned

haitfais
Aug 7, 2005

I am offended by your ham, sir.

Jamesman posted:

The appeal to me was that Iron Man is so deeply rooted in the science and technology. Everything he's faced has been something that he can dissect with logic, so facing someone that's just "BOOM! MAGIC, BITCH!" and Tony can't look at it under a microscope is an interesting concept and I would want to see a story told that shows how he handles that challenge.

If that's what you want, why are you arguing so hard for the villain powered by explicitly non-magical alien technology? I'd understand if you didn't know that except that a) the comics make a point of mentioning it basically every time Mandarin appears, and b) I'm like the fifth person to mention it in the last two pages. You are reading people's posts before you respond to them, right?

Lick! The! Whisk! posted:

considering the level of character assassination they did to Patsy Walker in JJ and how irked that still makes me, I totally loving get it.

It irks you so much that you keep bringing it up, even in conversations about completely unrelated movies, long after it's been made clear that you're the only one who cares.

Unmature
May 9, 2008

CharlestheHammer posted:

The great thing about Iron Man is you can use any villain as its not like anyone cares about any of em.

Except when you make them less racist.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Aphrodite posted:

He has a dragon tattoo, breathes fire, and most importantly wears pants.

I don't know, seems open and shut.

I could only accept this if he injected himself with a vial that said FN-FG-FM, or better yet, had "bing bang boom" as a catchphrase and when he tries to say it in the climax he burps up fire at the same time.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Roth posted:

I thought the Mandarin's magic was a sham and he was just using really powerful alien artifacts.

Mandarin has never been about magic. His very first appearance was him hanging out in a crashed alien spaceship talking about how he made his rings out of pieces of the ship.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

The thing about the Iron Man films is that every single one is about Tony Stark's personal fuckups. (IM2 is debatable but only because they sidestepped Tony's dad being a poo poo when it was obviously what they were leading to.) The villain they use only matters in how it reflects upon Tony Stark. "Wouldn't it be cool to see Iron Man fight magic ring man?" kind of ignores that it would be cool if they had something to say about it. IM3 did even though it didn't use the 'actual' Magic RIng Man.

You could possibly have done something with The Mandarin having alien tech and Tony's big ol' personal freakout about the fact aliens exist and he's not capable of dealing with that but.. eh. You're kinda getting the same story as IM3 but more sanitized.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'm okay with a Fin Fang Foom movie as long as he is a white dragon and called that as a clear satire of racist Americans.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That would kind of own.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


If Marvel Studios had the balls to make this dude the bad guy of the Black Panther movie I would be over the moon.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

muscles like this? posted:

Mandarin has never been about magic. His very first appearance was him hanging out in a crashed alien spaceship talking about how he made his rings out of pieces of the ship.

And the MCU has already done that "science and magic being the same thing to the uneducated" thing with Asgard

Totally not magic, just weird tech. Also magic sometimes

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Is Hate Monger the old Cap villain who originally was pretty much just a guy in a Klan hood?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

FlamingLiberal posted:

Is Hate Monger the old Cap villain who originally was pretty much just a guy in a Klan hood?

He was a Fantastic Four villain, and the guy in the (purple!) Klan hood was actually Adolf Hitler.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Wheat Loaf posted:

He was a Fantastic Four villain, and the guy in the (purple!) Klan hood was actually Adolf Hitler.

So, yeah, an old Cap villain. :downsrim:

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

BrianWilly posted:

Is "Wacky Magic/Alien Rings Guy" seriously such a big draw that inspires such devotion from anyone? I just don't understand why people give such a poo poo about this one specific C-list villain -- "C-list" being a generous moniker, here -- that taking the piss at him is such a huge loving contention with some viewers.

It's superhero comics, every C-list character has die hard fans

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Iron man should fight a druid. Like, get lost in the woods and a high level shape shifting druid attacks him.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



greatn posted:

Iron man should fight a druid. Like, get lost in the woods and a high level shape shifting druid attacks him.

Iron Man should fight Doctor Druid while trying to wire a home entertainment system.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

...Aaaand Black Panther just cast Man-Ape.

We said it too many times I guess.



He's being played by Winston Duke, who hasn't done a whole lot. People might know him as Dominic on Person of Interest though.

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Electromax
May 6, 2007

greatn posted:

Iron man should fight a druid. Like, get lost in the woods and a high level shape shifting druid attacks him.

Jarvis, send me the mark 902 so I can teach David Blaine here some new tricks

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