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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zzulu posted:

I have been to italy and their pizza was like everywhere else and the quality of it varied massively depending on where you ate it, like everywhere else

Italian Americans invented pizza, Italians started making American pizza when Americans went on vacation to Italy and expected pizza.

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Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Hyperlynx posted:

(goes up an octave)

WHOOOOOOOA! We're halfway there!

Whoa!


Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Bad Sneakers posted:

What book is that from?

"The Elements of Eloquence: How to Turn the Perfect English Phrase"

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 minutes!

Why did groverhaus cram all that cotton candy between his stairs?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Guy Goodbody posted:

Italian Americans invented pizza, Italians started making American pizza when Americans went on vacation to Italy and expected pizza.

This appears to be not true at all.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Panfilo posted:

Why did groverhaus cram all that cotton candy between his stairs?

You know how when you were a kid you were afraid a monster or something might grab your ankle from between the stairs? This way if a monster tries to grab your ankle it will get distracted by the pink stuff.




e: for serious though, I think the reason was supposed to be to muffle the sound of people going up and down the stairs?

Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 20:42 on Sep 28, 2016

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 minutes!

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

You know how when you were a kid you were afraid a monster or something might grab your ankle from between the stairs? This way if a monster tries to grab your ankle it will get distracted by the pink stuff.

You mean assuming the monster hasn't been drowned in leaking sewage pipes, crushed under collapsed foundations or got lost in an eternal labyrinth of non Euclidean architecture?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Panfilo posted:

You mean assuming the monster hasn't been drowned in leaking sewage pipes, crushed under collapsed foundations or got lost in an eternal labyrinth of non Euclidean architecture?

Grover was very serious about defence from monsters.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

Grover was very serious about defence from monsters.

A hero for our times.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I guess insulated stairs would make sense if you were keeping a child under it Harry Potter style

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

plain blue jacket posted:

I guess insulated stairs would make sense if you were keeping a child under it Harry Potter style

Well he was a mod.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Well he was a mod.

Makes me wonder what all the other mods have done to make them horrible people

apart from being a part of these dying forums

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Slime posted:

Makes me wonder what all the other mods have done to make them horrible people

apart from being a part of these dying forums

They "knew", from what I understand

Nadie
Aug 1, 2006

In brightest day, in blackest night, no idiot shall escape my sight
.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
this is how you eat pizza bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Evilreaver posted:

They "knew", from what I understand

The official line is that he got canned as soon as Lowtax found out. Whether or not other mods knew is unknown, really.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine



Of course you guys wouldn't recognize a cock stealing pussy

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

You know how when you were a kid you were afraid a monster or something might grab your ankle from between the stairs? This way if a monster tries to grab your ankle it will get distracted by the pink stuff.

So what you're saying is that he had stairs in his house, but he wanted to make drat sure that he was protected?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

MichiganCubbie posted:

So what you're saying is that he had stairs in his house, but he wanted to make drat sure that he was protected?

The terrible secret of the crawlspace

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016

If the spectacle of this ceremony was important enough to still water the tree while it rained, you'd think someone would have sprung for non-garbage looking watering cans.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



WaffleStomper
Nov 21, 2010

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



How do you spend thousands of dollars on computer parts? What did he buy?

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Tiggum posted:

How do you spend thousands of dollars on computer parts? What did he buy?

if you are building one from scratch it's quite easy actually

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

Indecisive posted:

if you are building one from scratch it's quite easy actually

That or they're referring to that MacBook Pro/Air in the picture, perhaps?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Bad Sneakers posted:

What book is that from?

i, too, would like to know what book that is from

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




No, Terry Crews has a super high end gaming PC that he built himself, and he upgrades it whenever new stuff comes out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXf8P8FLz9c

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Yeah Terry Crews also went to the streamers preview event for the new Battlefield game, along with a few other surprising names, like Snoop Dogg and Zac Efron.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


PittTheElder posted:

Yeah Terry Crews also went to the streamers preview event for the new Battlefield game, along with a few other surprising names, like Snoop Dogg and Zac Efron.

I wouldn't consider Snoop surprising there, he's been showing up at stuff like that for years.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

RandomFerret posted:

No, Terry Crews has a super high end gaming PC that he built himself, and he upgrades it whenever new stuff comes out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXf8P8FLz9c

I wish everyone was as happy as Terry Crews

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Apparently he was addicted to porn.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hollismason posted:

Apparently he was addicted to porn.

Yeah. like the above poster said. Happy.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I just want to know where he gets all that energy.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

Apparently he was addicted to porn.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Thank you for posting this because it's loving with me

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Hollismason posted:

Apparently he was addicted to porn.

Well who isn't?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 minutes!

mind the walrus posted:

I just want to know where he gets all that energy.

:cocaine:

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






who is he charging his crystals with tho

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Those are my penis

Give them back
You are a cat

It doesnt even fit

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