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Runa
Feb 13, 2011

That's just too juicy to be true

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SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

EightAce posted:

And Lo. It was prophesised that parachutes of gold would be opened for the chief Pharisees . To fulfil the prophecy the demo for the holy con must be enough to place the spergs in awe and prostrate themselves before the Crobber. It must cause the temple to overflow with gold and silver and buy wine and livestock for many months to come.
So is written . The keeper of the forum whose girth is that of twenty men will betray his lord on the third day, as the Smart crows three times .


Well this is just a taste sensation.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I can't believe CIg doesn't have enough money to eject Ortwin.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


A Neurotic Jew posted:



goons tout gâcher

An excellent question that we considered and decided not to answer initially because it makes us look like clowns.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Decrepus posted:

An excellent question that we considered and decided not to answer initially because it makes us look like clowns.

Hey, at least they have their poo poo together couple of weeks before the big CitizenCon, unlike some incompetent companies who notice ten days before a big event that they don't have enough stuff to show plus don't have stuff ready and tested, and quickly scavange some stuff together and hope no one will notice the duct tape.






...wait...

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016

EightAce posted:

And Lo. It was prophesised that parachutes of gold would be opened for the chief Pharisees . To fulfil the prophecy the demo for the holy con must be enough to place the spergs in awe and prostrate themselves before the Crobber. It must cause the temple to overflow with gold and silver and buy wine and livestock for many months to come.
So is written . The keeper of the forum whose girth is that of twenty men will betray his lord on the third day, as the Smart crows three times .

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

CrazyTolradi posted:

No seriously, all you do is whine and moan about how bad the thread is. Like, why not just leave if you're so unhappy with it? Is someone forcing you to read this thread? Do they have a gun to your head? What the gently caress is your deal?

He's a star citizen superbacker who wants to get the lowdown before anyone else so he can write mad rebuttals in an attempt to own the thread.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Marching Powder posted:

it takes like, twenty seconds to make you look stupid. it's really not a huge time investment and it's really quite enjoyable.

:same:


:cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop::cop:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

peter gabriel posted:

Heh how about them space games eh guys?

Star Citizen's "Space Game" is still limited to the title.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Beet Wagon posted:

Humility, definitely.

Do you still feel anything when you're dead?

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjtlXuzP-0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_86_OGQCqJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTauG8XMz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmcCgGHJNQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iVg75chUKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DVULh0FfjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vqy_cYkbqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s23SNLFS5h8

janssendalt
May 7, 2015
hey guys


every day

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

janssendalt posted:

hey guys


every day

hey

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

EightAce posted:

And Lo. It was prophesised that parachutes of gold would be opened for the chief Pharisees . To fulfil the prophecy the demo for the holy con must be enough to place the spergs in awe and prostrate themselves before the Crobber. It must cause the temple to overflow with gold and silver and buy wine and livestock for many months to come.
So is written . The keeper of the forum whose girth is that of twenty men will betray his lord on the third day, as the Smart crows three times .

The gospel according to Parp.

janssendalt
May 7, 2015

:hfive:

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Xarbala posted:

That's just too juicy to be true

Remember hes just posting the rumormill at cig. It could be true but that's not what you should be taking out of it.

The interesting part is that morale is so high that the employees will openly talk about how the execs are gonna leave them to burn.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


goddamn this explains sooo much

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


Too bad "fan girl #1" Annabelle Boo Huxley will be too busy having fun in 2.5 to do a vid ;)

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


You have to believe me: I already had it cropped to 150x150, credit card in hand, and "Other's Avatar" open...but I chickened out :ohdear:

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Holy christ those are embarassing :allbuttons:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Oh, how rude of me: THANK YOU ONCLE CIG FOR THE LAUGHS!!!

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Not not not...a cult.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

I can't even bring myself to click on them.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Not not not...a cult.

Not not not a teleprompter

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
Thank you lando for being our man on the inside. Owning backers as hard as possible while still plausibly doing your job good show.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

EightAce posted:

And Lo. It was prophesised that parachutes of gold would be opened for the chief Pharisees . To fulfil the prophecy the demo for the holy con must be enough to place the spergs in awe and prostrate themselves before the Crobber. It must cause the temple to overflow with gold and silver and buy wine and livestock for many months to come.
So is written . The keeper of the forum whose girth is that of twenty men will betray his lord on the third day, as the Smart crows three times .

https://twitter.com/thejoekane/status/781212158600380416

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

:psyduck:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

EightAce posted:

And Lo. It was prophesised that parachutes of gold would be opened for the chief Pharisees . To fulfil the prophecy the demo for the holy con must be enough to place the spergs in awe and prostrate themselves before the Crobber. It must cause the temple to overflow with gold and silver and buy wine and livestock for many months to come.
So is written . The keeper of the forum whose girth is that of twenty men will betray his lord on the third day, as the Smart crows three times .

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Hello its me, Im the database handling all that poo poo.
Meet my good friend backbone who transmitts all this poo poo to everyone on the server.

But is it full of schmeg or not? Asking for a rotund man.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Welp, I know what Legman and I are doing this weekend...

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHVxDkxKprc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w2jb0q0nA0

iron buns fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Sep 29, 2016

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Beet Wagon posted:

Welp, I know what Legman and I are doing this weekend...

:barf:

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3





This idea won't go wrong at all, and won't provide 50 pages worth of comedy on SA.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

SomethingJones posted:




This idea won't go wrong at all, and won't provide 50 pages worth of comedy on SA.

You missed one of them. Red triangle video.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I'm gonna need someone who still has access to the forums to post my video this weekend, cause I'm not giving those fucks fivebux

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


That citizencon reel will be epic!

Anyone think Lando has already been called to Sandi's office to face the wrath of the VP of marketing for this fuckup?

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3




SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

You missed one of them. Red triangle video.

gently caress that guy

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

:pgabz:, please do a video!

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