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snucky
Sep 11, 2001

a closed mouth gathers no foot.

mind the walrus posted:

I just want to know where he gets all that energy.

he said in a recent interview that it's all about gratitude

the more gratitude you give, the more energy you get

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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Literally Esoteric posted:

Thank you for posting this because it's loving with me

Don't worry your pretty little head about it. Now who wants to charge our jo crystals to some big beautiful women with me?

Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate
Bah, pizza talk.

Woahhh, we're half way there

Woahhhhhhhhhh


Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

mind the walrus posted:

I just want to know where he gets all that energy.

(Steroids)

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

RCarr posted:

You cut bagels weirdly.

The fork isn't involved in cutting breads :colbert:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

TheBigAristotle posted:

Well I find myself sticking a fork in something before cutting it with a knife, so I say "fork & knife" :colbert:

This is one of those things you say during an interview, then the doctor ticks the "insane" checkbox on their clipboard.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

Those are my penis

Give them back
You are a cat

It doesnt even fit

Use more lube

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Terry Crews owns.



I love Jason Statham just losing his mind in the third picture.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

PCOS Bill posted:

Use more lube

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth

PittTheElder posted:

Yeah Terry Crews also went to the streamers preview event for the new Battlefield game, along with a few other surprising names, like Snoop Dogg and Zac Efron.

And boy where all of these people high as gently caress during that event

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Jesus In A Can posted:

Bah, pizza talk.

Woahhh, we're half way there

Woahhhhhhhhhh



This is my new favorite meme today.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Whoahhh Black Betty

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

I somehow JUST got this one.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

hard counter posted:

who is he charging his crystals with tho

The other Old Spice guy.



Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is my new favorite meme today.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear

Whoooaaa

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame

You give love a

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Sponge Baathist posted:

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame

You give love a



Scoliosis.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Kwyndig posted:

I wouldn't consider Snoop surprising there, he's been showing up at stuff like that for years.

And there's a very good reason for that.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Sponge Baathist posted:

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame

You give love a
... bad meme.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got

Whoa

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

Those are my penis

Give them back
You are a cat

It doesnt even fit

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
This has to be the funniest loss.jpg.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Whoahhh Black Betty

Whoahhh Black Betty

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

i'm not gonna pikachu a love song

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Super Dan posted:

i'm not gonna pikachu a love song

that's raichu you pleb gently caress

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Judge Schnoopy posted:

that's raichu you pleb gently caress

*SPROING*

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

"Ahh, help, lemme go, I'll tell you everything you want to know about the Thunderstone!!!"

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Actually, it's Spoink.

:cmon:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

graybook posted:

Scoliosis.

I've never had scoliosis and I dont hang out with people who do because I don't want to catch it. That man has back pain. Indicators include the pulsating red dots and the 3D rendered red spine. He will take some pills or apply a patch he bought off the TV and his spine will turn blue.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Super Dan posted:

i'm not gonna Chinese Myth Dragon a love song

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

That's like something out of Henry Xiao's songbook

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Krinkle posted:

Don't worry your pretty little head about it. Now who wants to charge our jo crystals to some big beautiful women with me?

:bandwagon:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Myna left, myna right, myna left, myna butt butt

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Chard posted:

i like to eat rocks and stones

Here you go (from the Awful Food thread):

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