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Which was more embarrassing?
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The Debate 32 14.81%
MNF 8 3.70%
Donald's Hair 12 5.56%
Six Pickspatrick 48 22.22%
The Texans 50 23.15%
Whatever's about to happen to the Bills. 37 17.13%
Print the Shirts 29 13.43%
Total: 216 votes
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Have you ever heard their song Shipping Up to Boston I think I heard it on a Pats broadcast once

Or was it a Red Sox broadcast. I heard it once or twice I think.

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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
wtf is a Dierks Bentley?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Chicago shirt should have been (pick one):

a) Jolly Green Giants
b) lovely Beatles
c) Crucial Taunt
"How are the lovely Beatles?"
"They suck"
"Then that's not just a clever name"

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

JPrime posted:

wtf is a Dierks Bentley?

Country singer last I saw.

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

how is the Chicago shirt not yeezus

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

JPrime posted:

wtf is a Dierks Bentley?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the chicago band should be a 400-pound mustache guy wheeze-complaining about soldier field playing rap music, you think, because his mouth is stuffed full of polish sausage

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
This man was asked if the Vikings had his number


This man crushed the hopes and dreams of the Patriots twice

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Popy posted:

how is the Chicago shirt not yeezus
racism

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

the chicago band should be a 400-pound mustache guy wheeze-complaining about soldier field playing rap music, you think, because his mouth is stuffed full of polish sausage

that could be anybody in the midwest

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

also the Miami shirt should be 2livecrew

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Tim Whatley posted:

Of course the Pats have the loving insufferable Dropkick Murphys. No other band from New England, really?

Fine Godsmack it is.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Tim Whatley posted:

Of course the Pats have the loving insufferable Dropkick Murphys. No other band from New England, really?

Boston?

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

i hope macklemore's feelings were hurt

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

fsif posted:

CJ Spiller is going to Seattle.

That's a city that loves them some former Bills RBs.

Should I have feelings about this?

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009

Bad Moon posted:

Should I have feelings about this?

Do you enjoy watching mediocre, oft-injured running backs? If so, you will enjoy CJ Spiller.

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Spoeank posted:

Good thing I looked it up to find BOMP's post

second fuckin post in the whole goddamn thread and he spoils the ending

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3577948

I would just like to direct everyone saying that the Dolphins have no chance back to that thread.

Thursday night game? Check. poo poo Miami team they should easily beat? Check. So it was written; so it shall come to pass.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Spoeank posted:

This man was asked if the Vikings had his number


This man crushed the hopes and dreams of the Patriots twice

The man took a baited question from a reporter trying to get a soundbite and did a dad joke

I love Eli so much

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Popy posted:

also the Miami shirt should be 2livecrew

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
I'm shocked and amazed the Jaguars shirt isn't Lynyrd Skynyrd.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

xeria posted:

I'm shocked and amazed the Jaguars shirt isn't Limp Bizkit.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
Weird question: does anyone remember an article about football that starts out normally and slowly devolves into a super esoteric and artsy article about math or something? One of my friends discovered Bill Belichick Offseason Stimulator and I spent a long time trying to find another equally very cool and weird football related thing.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Weird question: does anyone remember an article about football that starts out normally and slowly devolves into a super esoteric and artsy article about math or something? One of my friends discovered Bill Belichick Offseason Stimulator and I spent a long time trying to find another equally very cool and weird football related thing.

Jon Bois' "What the gently caress is a Catch?"

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/3/9827226/nfl-catch-rules

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Amy Pole Her posted:

You're such a human being Jesus Christ

Wait this is ok to say now?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I mean there are a lot of non-Christians but I don't think they have a problem with people invoking him

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I don't actually care

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Sep 29, 2016

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



:stare:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The biggest problem I'm seeing is a missing comma.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Tim Whatley posted:

Of course the Pats have the loving insufferable Dropkick Murphys.

Punk rock for cops.

Edit: One of my favorite musicians ever was at the Falcons/Saints game and made a vid about it. He knows absolutely nothing about football but was able to tell how godawful the defense was.

:allears:

https://youtu.be/vOPfHEm3mDA?t=214

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Sep 29, 2016

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Chromatic posted:

Punk rock for cops.

Edit: One of my favorite musicians ever was at the Falcons/Saints game and made a vid about it. He knows absolutely nothing about football but was able to tell how godawful the defense was.

:allears:

https://youtu.be/vOPfHEm3mDA?t=214

I just saw him play last Saturday, and he was loving awesome :)

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Vhak lord of hate posted:

One of my friends discovered Bill Belichick Offseason Stimulator and I spent a long time trying to find another equally very cool and weird football related thing.

http://www.sbnation.com/2014/8/18/5998715/the-tim-tebow-cfl-chronicles

There are several chapters. Read every word.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sharknado slashfic posted:

Wait this is ok to say now?

Christ probably wasn't gay.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


NC-17 posted:

Christ probably wasn't gay.

Hung out with a ton of dudes and gave hookers advice. yeah okay buddy

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Hung out with a ton of dudes

i guess we're all gay

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

sharknado slashfic posted:

Wait this is ok to say now?

If posters can asked known gay posters if they've come out to their family in condescending fashion but not that then the logic is so flawed it's hilarious

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
false

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

The biggest problem I'm seeing is a missing comma.
lol

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Pats shirt should have been Converge

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Hot Diggity! posted:

Pats shirt should have been Converge

Having a fake Irish icon that lives and breathes to be obnoxious is super fitting for a Boston team tho

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Anyone mention Aerosmith yet for the Pats?

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