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| The Debate |
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32 | 14.81% |
| MNF |
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| The Texans |
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| Print the Shirts |
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Athanatos posted:Matt Ryan is good in the same way plain white bread is good.
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I just realized that this is the week TNF isn't on CBS or Twitter Thanks a loving Lot NFL Damnit, I was under the assumption TNF would be streaming on twitter all year. I shoulda known it was too good to be true.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:22
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ice cold horchata posted:https://twitter.com/bburkeESPN/status/781500265769951232 This is the poo poo I love. A while back 538 had a tool that calculated how each game of the week affected your team's playoff chances. It was fun to decide who to root for based on that. But sadly I don't think they've brought it back
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Sep 29, 2016 16:29
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Hello friends I know that some of you are still confused and concerned to be living in the darkest timeline, so I would like to direct you towards this handy guide of noted BFF of Tom Brady and In it you will find handy fact-checks to help clarify what you can expect from our slow decent into  I am very excited to be going on this journey with you all and find "Discord" to be an appropriately-branded means of communication for the horrors that await us all.
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Athanatos posted:Matt Ryan is good in the same way plain white bread is good. I prefer whole wheat bread, thanks.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:31
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Steelers are working on an offensive play package with Le'Veon Bell in the slot to keep DWill in the backfield at the same time, ostensibly as a red zone formation
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Sep 29, 2016 16:33
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Steelers are working on an offensive play package with Le'Veon Bell in the slot to keep DWill in the backfield at the same time, ostensibly as a red zone formation They fuckin' love throwing quick outs to LevBell at the goal line (I think he got a few fades even?), this makes sense to keep the threat/option to run there anyways. Smart.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:36
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Interesting article on why teams playing at the Packers stay in Appleton rather than Green Bay.quote:This is the most peculiar hotel situation in the NFL. While there are numerous fine hotels within spitting distance of Lambeau, teams choose to stay a ways away at what is not exactly a luxury establishment. “A 30-minute drive from the hotel to the stadium is pretty commonplace in other NFL cities,” Aaron Popkey, the Packers’ director of public affairs and former travel manager, told me, and, in places like Dallas or San Francisco teams frequently stay more than 30 minutes away from the stadium.* But according to Rich Ryman, the Packers business reporter for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, it’s the only situation where a visiting NFL team stays in a different city—not just a suburb or adjacent metropolitan area—from the home team.
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Steelers are working on an offensive play package with Le'Veon Bell in the slot to keep DWill in the backfield at the same time, ostensibly as a red zone formation bastards........
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Sep 29, 2016 16:42
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Forever_Peace posted:They fuckin' love throwing quick outs to LevBell at the goal line (I think he got a few fades even?), this makes sense to keep the threat/option to run there anyways. Smart. If/when Ladarius Greene ever comes off PUP, I just don't know how teams will be able to defend this team. Of course that means nothing, but theoretically drat
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Sep 29, 2016 16:45
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So, uh, Bleacher Report has been doing a weekly power rankings of the top THOUSAND NFL players: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2665845-nfl1000-ranking-the-top-1000-players-from-week-3/page/3 This is our reality.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:46
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fsif posted:So, uh, Bleacher Report has been doing a weekly power rankings of the top THOUSAND NFL players: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2665845-nfl1000-ranking-the-top-1000-players-from-week-3/page/3 gently caress that loud rear end autoplaying video holy poo poo
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Sep 29, 2016 16:49
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is it a slideshow with 1000 slides
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Sep 29, 2016 16:51
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Ehud posted:is it a slideshow with 1000 slides literally the first thing I thought to myself too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EZfZ--5mAQ Yeah I'm still not watching Catching Kelce.
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MacheteZombie posted:Does anyone know where I can find weekly offense team stats? I don't think they do weekly team stats, but you can for weekly player stats : http://www.nfl.com/stats/weeklyleaders?week=3&season=2016
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Sep 29, 2016 17:06
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Sep 29, 2016 17:08
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Kalli posted:I don't think they do weekly team stats, but you can for weekly player stats : Yeah I knew about the weekly leaders. Sadly my buddy requesting the stats wants team stats. Guess I'll just have to make it by subtracting stats weekly. Sigh.
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:If/when Ladarius Greene ever comes off PUP, I just don't know how teams will be able to defend this team. Of course that means nothing, but theoretically drat Yeah I wouldn't bet on a player with 1000 receiving yards since 2012 turning into even Martellus Bennett.
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Sep 29, 2016 17:10
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Whoa why you gotta attack sugar bread
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MacheteZombie posted:Does anyone know where I can find weekly offense team stats? p-f-r has all that stuff in the box scores but it's not in a table so it might not be all that useful: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/201609180crd.htm
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Sep 29, 2016 17:26
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MacheteZombie posted:Yeah I knew about the weekly leaders. Sadly my buddy requesting the stats wants team stats. Guess I'll just have to make it by subtracting stats weekly. Sigh. Whatever code is used for 1kob might be able to strip weekly stats on a team basis with some tweaks? It's worth checking out, the smarthouse thread is where I first heard about the idea.
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Sep 29, 2016 17:29
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Grittybeard posted:I wouldn't have guessed the Vikings would be sitting so pretty here. I can understand why, they already have one win over Green Bay and the rest of the division is...shall we politely say questionable. Still possibly being in the 90% range after Sunday makes my brain balk at something. Wins over Carolina and New York will also be pretty meaningful for potential Wild Card tie breakers.
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fsif posted:So, uh, Bleacher Report has been doing a weekly power rankings of the top THOUSAND NFL players: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2665845-nfl1000-ranking-the-top-1000-players-from-week-3/page/3 Duron Harmon is the 29th most powerful (whatever that means) player in the NFL, seems legit.
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Players of the Month for September: AFC: O: LeGarrette Blount - 75 carries, 295 yards, 4 TD's, and one cornerback hurdled this season. D: Von Miller - 5 sacks, 3 against Andrew Luck ST: Justin Tucker - 9 for 9 on FG's NFC: O: Matt Ryan - 7 TD's to 1 int, 71% completion percentage while torching the Saints and Raiders secondaries *cough* D: Fletcher Cox - 3 sacks, 2 against Roethlisberger ST: Dustin Hopkins - 11 for 11 on FG's. Rookie O: Carson Wentz - HoF D: Deion Jones - LB for the Falcons
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The Raiders are currently the #2 offense in the NFL. The last time the Raiders were top 5 was in 2002. I'm not saying Derek Carr is Rich Gannon or Amari Cooper/Crabtree are Jerry Rice and Tim Brown, but...they're pretty great and it's really cool to watch!
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Kalli posted:ST: Dustin Hopkins - 11 for 11 on FG's. Kirk is gonna get him an extension.
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Kalli posted:Players of the Month for September: Don't take this from us! It's all about to come crashing down!
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Kalli posted:Players of the Month for September: Those shouldn't count.
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Grittybeard posted:Whatever code is used for 1kob might be able to strip weekly stats on a team basis with some tweaks? It's worth checking out, the smarthouse thread is where I first heard about the idea. It uses nfldb which is a bit of a bitch to set up, but yes it would give you pretty much anything you wanted. (I wrote the 1kyob code) I normally use NFL Savant for team stats but it appears to be having a meltdown at the moment. I also use SportingCharts but I'm not sure weekly team stats would be easy to find.
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Kalli posted:Players of the Month for September: Based on the criteria for the AFC Defensive Player of the Month, Everson Griffen was screwed 
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WHOOPS posted:Based on the criteria for the AFC Defensive Player of the Month, Everson Griffen was screwed 
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Sep 29, 2016 17:51
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Hmm its Thursday and neither of the Chiefs starting corners have been able to practice this week....that is not optimal
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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:The Vikings play in the AFC? Yes, obviously.
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I can read gud 
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Yeah I wouldn't bet on a player with 1000 receiving yards since 2012 turning into even Martellus Bennett. He sorta never got the chance, considering who he played behind
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https://twitter.com/playerstribune/status/781486018402713601
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WHOOPS posted:Based on the criteria for the AFC Defensive Player of the Month, Everson Griffen was screwed Oh the NFL doesn't release any criteria or notice. You'd think if you were doing this, you'd have a highlight package ready to go and have some talking heads go Wow, this guy! for a minute, but instead this is the entirety of what they release:  and leave it to PFT or local beatwriters to add in "oh yeah, Von Miller really pushed this guy's poo poo in this month" Kalli fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Sep 29, 2016 |
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Seattle @ Jets is going to be a rain game. I hope it's a slopfest nightmare and Wilson will be running around on it.
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