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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

I'd recommend this to him if I were his campaign manager. Not because I think it would work, but because really, what the hell else has he got?

I'd recommend it because I'd A: Want to lose and B: I'd really want to be in a position to use the outrage to start Trump TV.

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
So basically Trump was caught violating the Logan act ( an act that has been around since 1799 and has never seen a conviction) twice over this campaign.

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

Pakled posted:

God, that was an annoying episode. I can't believe so many people believed in the National loving Enquirer. "But they broke the John Edwards story!" Well for every real scandal they've broken, they've published about 1000 that are completely made up.

It's also run by a personal friend of Donald Trump.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Instant Sunrise posted:

nader voters split evenly between gore and bush according to cnn exit polls.
Source? Because according to wiki:

quote:

In the 2000 presidential election in Florida, George W. Bush defeated Al Gore by 537 votes. Nader received 97,421 votes, which led to claims that he was responsible for Gore's defeat. Nader, both in his book Crashing the Party and on his website, states: "In the year 2000, exit polls reported that 25% of my voters would have voted for Bush, 38% would have voted for Gore and the rest would not have voted at all."[19] (which would net a 13%, 12,665 votes, advantage for Gore over Bush.) When asked about claims of being a spoiler, Nader typically points to the controversial Supreme Court ruling that halted a Florida recount, Gore's loss in his home state of Tennessee, and the "quarter million Democrats who voted for Bush in Florida."[8]
The link would take you to https://web.archive.org/web/20040702033113/http://www.votenader.org/why_ralph/index.php?cid=14

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

GOP newspapers and journalists abound are abandoning Trump en masse.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Oh hey they filed it in Texas too, which means one of the many extreme right-wing judges there will probably issue a 'Obama can't ever do it gently caress you' ruling and then we'll get to watch it get confirmed on appeal and end up at the SCOTUS where it'll go 4-4 unless one of the Conservative justices decide to stop being partisan shits.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
let's see if I can make up something plausible sounding for "trump did 9/11"

donald trump wanted to buy up a bunch of buildings in lower manhattan near the world trade center when they were really undervalued, not to mention the hit his ego took by owning the second tallest building in new york city.

so he used some of his contacts from when he had run trump airlines to arrange for flight school for the hijackers in exchange for them adding the twin towers to their target list on september 11th. #followthemoney

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.


I doubt this will actually matter much unless it stays a news story; back when GOP operatives and spies and generals were all going 'Man gently caress this psycho mango-man' that hurt it, but it has to keep getting hammered and stay in the news.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:

gently caress that, executive order to make him serve time in a glass box on times square.

He should be forced to pay to install one of those fat nude statues of himself in every town in america

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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538 nowcast back up to 63.7% and Nevada and Florida have swung back to Clinton

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

lozzle posted:

Kerry also got swiftboated.

On Keepin It 1600 like two months ago they did a brief rundown of SBVT and why it worked like it did. Basically back in 2004 the Democratic campaign was still naive enough to think a smear like that was better off left alone instead of taking it head on because it "lowers the discourse." They only started reacting after a week or two and by then it was too late to change the story. A modern Dem campaign would get ahead of it right away by digging up Kerry's comrades from Vietnam and have them give interviews on what really happened. Basically, it was a learning experience.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.


That's the Polls Only one.

Nowcast is 72%. :getin:

538 is still weird, though.

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




GalacticAcid posted:

I was trying to think how to best encapsulate the disgusting mood and feel of public life then, and I came up with Toby Keith's album "Shock'n Y'all"

While it's from his previous album, I'm just gonna go ahead and post the lyrics to Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue as evidence for how awful this sort of thing was:

Toby Keith posted:

[Verse 1]
American Girls and American Guys
We’ll always stand up and salute
We’ll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There’s a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free
Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flying in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

[Chorus]
Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shaking her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s going to be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

[Verse 2]
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A
`Cause we`ll put a boot in your rear end
It`s the American way

[Chorus]

That was the #1 Billboard country song when it came out. A dark time indeed.

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot
"Freedom fries" is really all you need to know about post-9/11 America.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



being liberal post-9/11 loving SUCKED

everything was awful and nobody cared and even the loving Dixie Chicks got pilloried for daring to question what was obviously turning out to be a huge lie to justify a literal crusade

funny how all that loving "you need to respect the office even if you don't respect the man" disappeared into the mist when it was a black Democrat at the top

that shoe should've been a beautiful hanzo sword folded a thousand times

e - and there should've been cherry blossom petals

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

VikingofRock posted:

While it's from his previous album, I'm just gonna go ahead and post the lyrics to Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue as evidence for how awful this sort of thing was:

Hey man, I maybe a commie but I still sing along with this when it plays at the bar. Granted I'm usually pretty drunk.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

lozzle posted:

"Freedom fries" is really all you need to know about post-9/11 America.

i went to school with some girls who were muslim and wore a hijab to school, and i would hear stories from them about people throwing poo poo out their car windows when they were walking home from school.

it wasn't a good time.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

North Carolina's also swinging back to blue if the Now-Cast bears out into the actual polls. And Ohio looks to be close behind it too.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I've been wondering if the early 2000's are going to become the hip nostalgia trip in 10 or so years. Because the to me the early 2000's are represented by middle school, nu-Metal, and post-9/11 paranoia.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

lozzle posted:

"Freedom fries" is really all you need to know about post-9/11 America.

Wasn't freedom fries really only a thing at the congressional cafeteria and maybe the ground zero cafe at the Pentagon?

Sensible Thursday
Jul 28, 2007

nine-gear crow posted:

North Carolina's also swinging back to blue if the Now-Cast bears out into the actual polls. And Ohio looks to be close behind it too.

Nowcast is still dominated by pre-debate polls. There's a lot of room to improve here.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Party Plane Jones posted:

Wasn't freedom fries really only a thing at the congressional cafeteria and maybe the ground zero cafe at the Pentagon?
And chain emails.

lolz the French aren't dumb enough to follow us into Iraq BROWN PANTS!!

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Casimir Radon posted:

And chain emails.

lolz the French aren't dumb enough to follow us into Iraq BROWN PANTS!!

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

Party Plane Jones posted:

Wasn't freedom fries really only a thing at the congressional cafeteria and maybe the ground zero cafe at the Pentagon?

Some private restaurants followed suit.

But one also started serving "impeach George W. Bush fries" so I guess it's a wash.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Party Plane Jones posted:

Wasn't freedom fries really only a thing at the congressional cafeteria and maybe the ground zero cafe at the Pentagon?
Yeah but as a symbol it means so much more.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

The renaming foods thing was done the last time during WW1 to rename German products.

So basically you were saying France refusing to go into Iraq was as bad as WW1 Germany with their atrocities in Belgium and all that.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
also don't forget the vice president of the united states leaking made up information to the new york times on deep background, and then publicly pointing to the articles that leaked the information that he had made up as proof that other people agreed with him.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Party Plane Jones posted:

Wasn't freedom fries really only a thing at the congressional cafeteria and maybe the ground zero cafe at the Pentagon?

it's short hand for a broader movement of lovely jokes at the expense of anybody who dared question Glorious Leader

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

lozzle posted:

"Freedom fries" is really all you need to know about post-9/11 America.

I saw a fry truck with FREEDOM FRIES emblazoned on the side at one of our local fairs as recently as 2013

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Party Plane Jones posted:

Wasn't freedom fries really only a thing at the congressional cafeteria and maybe the ground zero cafe at the Pentagon?

I can distinctly remember seeing it on a lot of local restaurant menus (though I was in a deeply Republican state at the time).

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Instant Sunrise posted:

also don't forget the vice president of the united states leaking made up information to the new york times on deep background, and then publicly pointing to the articles that leaked the information that he had made up as proof that other people agreed with him.

And leaked the identity of an undercover CIA operative to score political points against her husband



God, they were such a lovely administration, and I hope that they are remembered as being one of the worst of all time

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The Glumslinger posted:

God, they were such a lovely administration, and I hope that they are remembered as being one of the worst of all time
People forgot within 4 years.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
the vice president of the united states shot a man in the face and the guy he shot was the one who apologized

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

That's still funny.

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

Grundulum posted:

That's still funny.

I prefer this one:

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Grundulum posted:

That's still funny.

Yeah, you'd think people would have stopped being salty about Napoleon by now

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

French rifle for sale: Never used, dropped once.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006


Also worth noting: the meatiest post-debate information comes mainly from one pollster, PPP. If other major state-level polls corroborate those findings when they next publish, those odds will do plenty more climbing.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Casimir Radon posted:

I've been wondering if the early 2000's are going to become the hip nostalgia trip in 10 or so years. Because the to me the early 2000's are represented by middle school, nu-Metal, and post-9/11 paranoia.

I don't know. The 80s and 90s worked because it was a time where America was riding high on the defeat of the soviets (80s) and dealing with the crippling nihilism that came from having no nation to fight (90s).

The 00s were all about having a poo poo president, the gay right's movement finally making ground, and being terrified of being killed by terrorists. Also, the whole "attack on U.S. soil" thing kind of sours it.

It's easy to go "remember the ninja turtles or when the Star wars trilogy ended" for easy clickbait. Not so easy to go "remember when you were in elementary school and everything seemed normal until you were let out early for no reason to find out thousands of people were dead in your home city and you didn't know if your father, who was a cop, was going to come home that night till he, thank God, did?" Like, the former makes you happy. The later brings up some tough memories.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Instant Sunrise posted:

let's see if I can make up something plausible sounding for "trump did 9/11"

donald trump wanted to buy up a bunch of buildings in lower manhattan near the world trade center when they were really undervalued, not to mention the hit his ego took by owning the second tallest building in new york city.

so he used some of his contacts from when he had run trump airlines to arrange for flight school for the hijackers in exchange for them adding the twin towers to their target list on september 11th. #followthemoney

flaw, his attention span.

edit: given the reality-rewritting going on this week he probably deleted the WTC from his brain then add them back on 9/11.

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