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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Here you go (from the Awful Food thread):

gneiss one

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Here you go (from the Awful Food thread):

HArdcore. get it???+

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Goodpancakes posted:

Of course you guys wouldn't recognize a cock stealing pussy
That sounds like some sort of MGTOW poo poo.


And myy brain just made a Fleetwood Mac association with that, now I'll hear them any time I see anything to do with those idiots.


Rockin Orthodontist posted:

You know how when you were a kid you were afraid a monster or something might grab your ankle from between the stairs? This way if a monster tries to grab your ankle it will get distracted by the pink stuff.
The pink stuff is the monster. It's just a really wimpy monster that grabs you and makes you itch for a while.




Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I read a story about a guy who got a vanity plate like "N0 PLT" or something, and traffic cops everywhere would just write No Plt = "No Plate" in the field on the ticket & so he never got tickets until some smart clerk somewhere put 2+2 together and called up all the other "no plt" offences. It might be an urban legend, but it's a good story anyway.

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I read a story about a guy who got a vanity plate like "N0 PLT" or something, and traffic cops everywhere would just write No Plt = "No Plate" in the field on the ticket & so he never got tickets until some smart clerk somewhere put 2+2 together and called up all the other "no plt" offences. It might be an urban legend, but it's a good story anyway.

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp

Half true. Turns out it's the opposite, and you get all of the tickets.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


The perfect creeper/mra motto. It says so much in 5 words.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cthulhuite posted:

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp

Half true. Turns out it's the opposite, and you get all of the tickets.

Hahah drat. Too bad. Also I shoulda known. Snopes is usually my goto but this one time I didn't & look at that egg on my face.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
what about 1i1i1i or o0o0o0 or b8b8b8?

i've heard those can confuse the automatic name plate readers on speed cameras and the like?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Jeff Sichoe posted:

what about 1i1i1i or o0o0o0 or b8b8b8?

i've heard those can confuse the automatic name plate readers on speed cameras and the like?

XKCD did one on that. The cops just go "Oh, that guy. C'mon I got his address."

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
For some reason I doubt this one'd work:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Jeff Sichoe posted:

what about 1i1i1i or o0o0o0 or b8b8b8?

i've heard those can confuse the automatic name plate readers on speed cameras and the like?

In IL they don't let you have stuff like that. They also said I couldn't have DUIDOER.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ignimbrite posted:

For some reason I doubt this one'd work:


In theory it could, and it really wouldn't surprise me if it did, but yeah some smart aleck probably put a max number of chars in the system somewhere.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Cthulhuite posted:

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp

Half true. Turns out it's the opposite, and you get all of the tickets.

This is amazing. The cops started writing "MISSING" instead and then another guy started getting thousands of tickets because he had a custom plate that said MISSING.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
To end a mind
Twoerned (turned) a mind?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Alright 2nd amendment whatever – but what the hell is going on on the ground there? Blacktop is messed the hell up. Somebody in the car had to poop a lot or their car had to poop a lot or I dont know. That's a poopy spot & whotever gunho idiot took the pic coulda chosen a less poopy spot imo. It's like actual diahrrea all over seriously.

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
I work with a guy whose vanity plate was 187 UNIT

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Alright 2nd amendment whatever – but what the hell is going on on the ground there? Blacktop is messed the hell up. Somebody in the car had to poop a lot or their car had to poop a lot or I dont know. That's a poopy spot & whotever gunho idiot took the pic coulda chosen a less poopy spot imo. It's like actual diahrrea all over seriously.
Maybe you didn't notice, it's in North Dakota, that's probably just what the ground looks like there.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

Alright 2nd amendment whatever – but what the hell is going on on the ground there? Blacktop is messed the hell up. Somebody in the car had to poop a lot or their car had to poop a lot or I dont know. That's a poopy spot & whotever gunho idiot took the pic coulda chosen a less poopy spot imo. It's like actual diahrrea all over seriously.

It's wet asphalt and leaves/grass

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



No it's definitely poop coming out of a hole in the car. No doubt, sons.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Tune damned

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Snapchat A Titty posted:

No it's definitely poop coming out of a hole in the car. No doubt, sons.

The police said the poop is coming from inside the thread.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The police said the poop is coming from inside the thread.

At this point if the poop ever stops coming from SA threads, then I'll start being concerned.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Cthulhuite posted:

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp

Half true. Turns out it's the opposite, and you get all of the tickets.

This is what happens when you don't take the time to think of possible edge cases. Always ensure there is a valid way to express "no value" and that your system copes with that correctly.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I goddamned tried asking the poopman. I dunno what else to do.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




i pledge to eat every gun given to me

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012
















And here's an educational one

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Chard posted:

i pledge to eat every gun given to me


RareAcumen posted:













And here's an educational one



please dont kill babby

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


This got me thinking: How does one spell "googly"? Is it "googly" like in cricket, or "googlie"? Or perhaps "Google-y" much like things that are similar to Google.

This is important.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

BrigadierSensible posted:

This got me thinking: How does one spell "googly"? Is it "googly" like in cricket, or "googlie"? Or perhaps "Google-y" much like things that are similar to Google.

This is important.

Googly

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Googly

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Gew-Gliegh

JamesOff
Dec 12, 2002

What a frightening beast!

But you pronounce it Joogly

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Actually it's pronounced sword

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
Forget it, Jake. It's anime.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
The lack of self-awareness is strong with this one.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Leofish posted:

Forget it, Jake. It's anime.



Lol. Looks like he got 'triggered'.

Also, anime is bad.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Picnic Princess posted:

Myna left, myna right, myna left, myna butt butt

Do you mean to say that you of all people don't recognize a beo-beo-beo-o-o when you see it?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I'm having a hard time telling if that's supposed to be a joke or not, considering the name of the account.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

RareAcumen posted:

I'm having a hard time telling if that's supposed to be a joke or not, considering the name of the account.

it is extremely not a joke

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