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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Karl Sharks posted:

did he go to reddit in 2012 too? lmao

Nah I meant going full unskew, which he was one of the loudest proponents of in 2012.

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Anyone else concerned that all the armed nut job legit trump supporters might revolt after all this rigged talk coming from their orange pepe god when he loses the general?

Maybe my view is skewed by living in the south where most the trump bumper stickers are alongside "come and take it", blue lives matter, or actual photoshopped Obama witchdoctor stickers?

it'll look a lot more like the Bundy standoff than Kristallnacht

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Anyone else concerned that all the armed nut job legit trump supporters might revolt after all this rigged talk coming from their orange pepe god when he loses the general?

Maybe my view is skewed by living in the south where most the trump bumper stickers are alongside "come and take it", blue lives matter, or actual photoshopped Obama witchdoctor stickers?

They're all fat old cowards who are lashing out because they see minorities on TV, they aren't going to do anything

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Rocks posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/781926033159249920

I will be up at 3AM , searching on Google for celebrity sex tapes!

Awake at 3, sleeping til 2:30 est :sad:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Was Trump jerking off at 3:00am?

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
this is the logical extension of Twinks for Trump

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
We don't know either, Donald. We don't know either.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781922648645185536

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
I need the Trump-corncob animorph STAT. Can someone please do the needful?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

What is with this dude?

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




we've already had the deposition transcripts for months. all this does is make audio and video available for more attack ads.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Was Trump jerking off at 3:00am?

He was surfing the web looking at porn, what do you think?

Honestly, that would be the most normal revelation about him in awhile.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




jesus boosted is still on the threads top posters list (by # of posts)

he must have been posting at nite crew esque speeds before he left in shame

it's gotta be like a detailed map of a man's long journey away from dignity

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

So everyone in here seems sure Kaine is going to destroy Pence. Is there a reason, other than Pense is the worst? Is Kaine some great debater or something? Or Pence famously bad at them?

I think it's just going to be boring business as usual debates, where policy stuff comes out, occasional jabs, but nothing mind blowing.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Anyone else concerned that all the armed nut job legit trump supporters might revolt after all this rigged talk coming from their orange pepe god when he loses the general?

Maybe my view is skewed by living in the south where most the trump bumper stickers are alongside "come and take it", blue lives matter, or actual photoshopped Obama witchdoctor stickers?

I am mildly concerned, as it is theoretically possible to injure oneself while laughing.

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015




THE FIX WAS IN!!!!1111!!!!!

(I assume their whole point is that the debate hall audio may have been off, but the TV broadcast wasn't?)

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

thrawn527 posted:

So everyone in here seems sure Kaine is going to destroy Pence. Is there a reason, other than Pense is the worst? Is Kaine some great debater or something? Or Pence famously bad at them?

I think it's just going to be boring business as usual debates, where policy stuff comes out, occasional jabs, but nothing mind blowing.

Pence is a certified idiot

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

STAC Goat posted:

He was surfing the web looking at porn, what do you think?

Honestly, that would be the most normal revelation about him in awhile.

I could totally see his sex tape tweet not being related at all to the alt-right pushing the fake porn parody thing, he was probably just watching Pornhub and wanted to watch a parody of his own show, then had his mind blown when the actress looked just like the lady he's been slinging poo poo at for four days

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

"I'll be there, strung out on Adderall with a hate boner hard enough to cut diamonds."

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




STAC Goat posted:

He was surfing the web looking at porn, what do you think?

Honestly, that would be the most normal revelation about him in awhile.

(check out sex tape!)

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

thrawn527 posted:

So everyone in here seems sure Kaine is going to destroy Pence. Is there a reason, other than Pense is the worst? Is Kaine some great debater or something? Or Pence famously bad at them?

I think it's just going to be boring business as usual debates, where policy stuff comes out, occasional jabs, but nothing mind blowing.

given pence's general flailing on literally anything and everything and the fact that he is practicing against scott walker

yeah I'm feeling confident

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Oldstench posted:

I need the Trump-corncob animorph STAT. Can someone please do the needful?

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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Anyone else concerned that all the armed nut job legit trump supporters might revolt after all this rigged talk coming from their orange pepe god when he loses the general?

Maybe my view is skewed by living in the south where most the trump bumper stickers are alongside "come and take it", blue lives matter, or actual photoshopped Obama witchdoctor stickers?

No, but expect a lot more black churches torched, mosques shot at, death threats for anyone connected with the Clinton campaign

the usual totally disconnected events that arent terrorism

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

"I mean, have you ever tried to sleep during the tail end of a dexedrine binge? You can't do it!"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

"Why isnt she clobbering my stupid rear end...????"

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

My opponent is not beating me by 50 points, what a garbage candidate

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

thrawn527 posted:

So everyone in here seems sure Kaine is going to destroy Pence. Is there a reason, other than Pense is the worst? Is Kaine some great debater or something? Or Pence famously bad at them?

I think it's just going to be boring business as usual debates, where policy stuff comes out, occasional jabs, but nothing mind blowing.

Yeah, I suspect the VP debate will go down with usual partisan lines. Liberals will tear into Pence for sounding stupid and defending a bunch of stuff like HB2 (or the Indiana equivalent), while Conservatives will just agree with that stuff and call Kaine "smug".

The wildcard is Pence having to defend Trump's poo poo. If he isn't well prepared on how to deal with that (and so far no surrogate has found the recipe for that) then he could end up a disaster. Like, if its 90 minutes of "Hillary is the real misogynist" it probably isn't going to go great.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

thrawn527 posted:

So everyone in here seems sure Kaine is going to destroy Pence. Is there a reason, other than Pense is the worst?
nope that's basically it

a few folks have been pointing to stuff like kaine going to harvard law and therefore ostensibly having an idea of how to make his point (pence has no such background) and pence doing some pretty repulsive stuff that provide kaine the ability to attack him pretty easily (kaine, conversely, has a few things you can accuse him of, but overall it's pretty bland and would only be a problem if he were a republican).

granted, most of the stuff pence has done is pretty popular with the wingnut conservative factions but for centrist folks things like trying to lock up same-sex couples for applying for a marriage license after the SCOTUS decision that more or less legalized SSM don't really play that well. kaine hasn't done too much that would enrage a centrist so the advantage is his there.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

thrawn527 posted:

So everyone in here seems sure Kaine is going to destroy Pence. Is there a reason, other than Pense is the worst? Is Kaine some great debater or something? Or Pence famously bad at them?

I think it's just going to be boring business as usual debates, where policy stuff comes out, occasional jabs, but nothing mind blowing.

Pence has to defend Trump's indefensible nonsense without the benefit of a powerful reality distortion field.

Basically, any one of Trump's many insane scandals would sink a normal politician, and Pence is that normal politician.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

thrawn527 posted:

So everyone in here seems sure Kaine is going to destroy Pence. Is there a reason, other than Pense is the worst? Is Kaine some great debater or something? Or Pence famously bad at them?

I think it's just going to be boring business as usual debates, where policy stuff comes out, occasional jabs, but nothing mind blowing.

i dunno much about pence, but what i've heard of him out of this election season leads me to believe he is no mental dynamo

i suppose if you're on the trump train, that's to be expected

i don't expect a massive own zone, but i suppose there is a novelty of seeing a democrat debate a more conventional republican, it will probably be the last time, since the gop will go full loony tunes after this election

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Nah I meant going full unskew, which he was one of the loudest proponents of in 2012.

he wasn't just a proponent, as I recall he was doing his own unskewing to all of our great amusement

bespoke, artisanal unskews

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

I can't handle it anymore. I feel like reality is breaking down around me.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Astroclassicist posted:




THE FIX WAS IN!!!!1111!!!!!

(I assume their whole point is that the debate hall audio may have been off, but the TV broadcast wasn't?)

NBC Youtube livestream had audio issues, which would explain why I was "yeah, mic levels were terrible" when everyone else was "THERE WAS NO PROBLEM".

So yeah, that was something I actually went to bat for trump for :suicide:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lemming posted:

Pence has to defend Trump's indefensible nonsense without the benefit of a powerful reality distortion field.

Basically, any one of Trump's many insane scandals would sink a normal politician, and Pence is that normal politician.

He also will likely have to defend his own indefensible nonsense.

Reclaimer
Sep 3, 2011

Pierced through the heart
but never killed



Lastgirl posted:

Explosive Hobo Piss

Trump Doctor Sex Cake

Ed Balls

EPIC-MRA Bernie Porn

Oiled and Ready posted:

PS. You're going to meet your maker after you've been the good little puppets here on Earth. Hope you're prepared for some harsh punishment. Your masters on this plane may have rewarded you, but your true judge will not.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Astroclassicist posted:




THE FIX WAS IN!!!!1111!!!!!

(I assume their whole point is that the debate hall audio may have been off, but the TV broadcast wasn't?)

"unfortunately, we were not allowed to mute him entirely"

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

sounds like pence is gonna be spent after the debate

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Bigly Thanks. Appreciate the post.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i mean if the scott walker is his debate prep story is true, pence might become stumped the moment kaine speaks a complete sentence, and doesn't drool on his jacket

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

RedneckwithGuns posted:

I could totally see his sex tape tweet not being related at all to the alt-right pushing the fake porn parody thing, he was probably just watching Pornhub and wanted to watch a parody of his own show, then had his mind blown when the actress looked just like the lady he's been slinging poo poo at for four days

looking up porn parodies of himself is absolutely something Donald would do

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


It’s 3 AM and your frogs are safe and asleep. Who do you want tweeting?

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