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LethalGeek posted:The final straw for me was when he got something to turn on the TV and play a song that our daughter likes, so she crawls over and sets off the next part of the machine. Nope, that's awesome.
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:47 |
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**Dominoes fall in a line, spelling out "irreconcilable differences"**
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 23:37 |
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He builds the machines, which take over the garage, which annoys his wife, which makes her question his hobby, which makes him defensive, which makes him double down, which expands the machines into the living room, which confuses their friends, which makes him more defensive, which makes him play his daughter's favorite music, which makes the daughter knock over the machine, which creates tension between father and daughter, which strains the family, which makes his wife divorce him. A Rube Goldberg breakup.
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 23:42 |
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the wacky lesbian sitcom owns. But seriously who the gently caress finds jeans uncomfortable?
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 23:48 |
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lazorexplosion posted:the wacky lesbian sitcom owns. People with diseases of the dick.
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 23:57 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:Nope, that's awesome. I know right? Planning what a baby does takes some skill.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 01:20 |
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lazorexplosion posted:But seriously who the gently caress finds jeans uncomfortable? Prolly people who buy poo poo $10 jeans from walmart that are stiff as a board. also chavs and russians. nice jeans basically feel like pjs, well not quite, but close. wear basketball shorts all day errry day
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 01:51 |
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I'm building a machine that will Prep the Bull
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 01:59 |
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quote:My best friend found out my brother has some Nazi- sympathizer friends. I thought it was absolutely ridiculous and didn't believe it at first but turns out their stuff is all over social media and they're FOR REAL. I don't think my brother is a Nazi, although he can be misogynistic at times and he has some behavior issues, but I did tell my mom about his Nazi friends. She pretty much told him that hanging out with a group like that will get him no where (not only do they not work or go to school, but they're also Nazis) and now he's even more pissed and won't speak to me or her anymore. Was I wrong to tell my mom about this and for us to judge?
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:37 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit: Not only do they not work or go to school, but they're also Nazis
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:53 |
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:54 |
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What the actual gently caressquote:
The rest of the thread is people telling her to call the cops because what other loving reaction is there to this?
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:12 |
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I'm gonna be honest, I suspend a lot of disbelief for stuff like this but the story about a canine sacrifice might be a bridge too far
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:17 |
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loquacius posted:I'm gonna be honest, I suspend a lot of disbelief for stuff like this but the story about a canine sacrifice might be a bridge too far I'm inclined to agree, although this is some serious effort for a troll.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:33 |
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Trolling is a thankless job these days. The only trolls that survive are the ones that put too much effort for the measly reactions they can elicit.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:45 |
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r/relationships 3.0 - be like pete
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:59 |
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lazorexplosion posted:the wacky lesbian sitcom owns. It's me. I'm the terrible nerd who doesn't like jeans. If I'm gonna suck it up enough to wear jeans, I always feel like I might as well do real slacks instead. Ah, the millennial neo-nazi resurgence is going to gently caress up so many families.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 04:05 |
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Bonzo posted:makes a big scene of moving from the couch to the guest room as soon as I walk in the door every evening i bet lol
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 04:08 |
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LethalGeek posted:https://m.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/55a183/me_27_f_with_my_girlfriend_26_f_of_3_months_have/ OP is erased and comments are locked. The worst possible outcome.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 05:03 |
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bone app the teeth posted:r/relationships 3.0 - be like pete This should always be the thread title when we gotta remake this again
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 06:23 |
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I'm assuming it didn't go well because the Lesbian OP replied "going out for drinks in a bit! Going to let her know then!" And now it's locked.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 07:27 |
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lazorexplosion posted:the wacky lesbian sitcom owns. I hated jeans when I was in my teens. Right up until I got my first pair of comfortable jeans.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 07:36 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I hated jeans when I was in my teens. Right up until I got my first pair of comfortable jeans. A poem for the ages.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 08:21 |
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Every time I think I'm wasting my time in graduate school training as a therapist I just look at this thread and smile thinking about job security.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 08:23 |
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clam the gently caress down posted:Every time I think I'm wasting my time in graduate school training as a therapist I just look at this thread and smile thinking about job security. these people think reddit replaces you, dude
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:10 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I'm assuming it didn't go well because the Lesbian OP replied "going out for drinks in a bit! Going to let her know then!" And now it's locked. Ironically, in my mind the kind of girl least likely to be open to dating another girl would be the kind that fetishizes girly dudes, because they tend to be super sheltered (Christian family = checks out) so yeah this was never going to end well
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:22 |
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clam the gently caress down posted:Every time I think I'm wasting my time in graduate school training as a therapist I just look at this thread and smile thinking about job security. Tweezer Reprise posted:these people think reddit replaces you, dude these people have no intention of ever seeing a mental health professional hth
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:24 |
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clam the gently caress down posted:Every time I think I'm wasting my time in graduate school training as a therapist I just look at this thread and smile thinking about job security. Get ready to feel even better. https://www.reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists/
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:36 |
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I [22F] am having a hard time convincing my family and friends that my bf [45M] is not a creep/predator.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 15:53 |
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gentle pete posted:I [22F] am having a hard time convincing my family and friends that my bf [45M] is not a creep/predator. that is like the baby shoes never worn of loving reddit right there.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:06 |
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Bud K ninja sword posted:that is like the baby shoes never worn of loving reddit right there. Some chicks are into older guys but man, I cannot even have an intelligent conversation with a 22 year old girl these days.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:14 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Some chicks are into older guys but man, I cannot even have an intelligent conversation with a 22 year old girl these days. Uh... I don't think he's in it for the conversation
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:27 |
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ikanreed posted:Uh... I don't think he's in it for the conversation Well she could be in it because she likes old dudes AND he's a creep is what I'm saying.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:34 |
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ikanreed posted:Uh... I don't think he's in it for the conversation This reminds me of the interns at work and I can guarantee that none of the single guys there talk to them for the conversation.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:50 |
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I[17M] found loads of videos of my mother[43F] on various Porn sites with lots of different men quote:Alright, lets start with my context. My mother[43F] and father[43M] met in their high school days and have only ever been with each other. I have 3 younger siblings[14F, 8F and 7M] and we all live a happy life together. Well i hope he at least finished.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 17:47 |
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Let's play guess the religion that led to this hilarity The guy (28/M) I'm (25/F) dating is a virgin, and doesn't seem to know anything about sex quote:While the rest of us were out doing the do, he was in school, studying to be a lawyer. He works at a firm now, and he's doing really well for himself. We met a few months ago at a wedding. I was a singer in the jazz band that the bridge and groom had hired for the reception. In actuality I work full time as a sous chef. In any case, this guy and I really hit it off.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 18:04 |
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She sounds pretty understanding, if they stay together it will be a thing to tease him for 6 months from now.
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 18:06 |
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DOMDOM posted:
I like the part of it where he felt he had to defend the concept of masturbation to Reddit DOMDOM posted:Let's play guess the religion that led to this hilarity Got it in one
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 18:07 |
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DOMDOM posted:Let's play guess the religion that led to this hilarity So she could literally tell him anything was normal and he would believe it and do it. Sounds like a win-win! Edit: the dude is starting off with zero kink and thinks anything she does is the greatest thing on the planet, I'm not seeing what the issue is. Is this a humble brag?
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# ? Oct 1, 2016 18:08 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:So she could literally tell him anything was normal and he would believe it and do it. Sounds like a win-win! At that age most women don't wanna have to teach guys again they've done it enough. This is a whole other level of gently caress Im already too old for this.
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