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Which was more embarrassing?
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The Debate 32 14.81%
MNF 8 3.70%
Donald's Hair 12 5.56%
Six Pickspatrick 48 22.22%
The Texans 50 23.15%
Whatever's about to happen to the Bills. 37 17.13%
Print the Shirts 29 13.43%
Total: 216 votes
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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Dumb question: is Josh Gordon still eligible to sign with any other team even though he has checked into rehab?

Does he have to clear waivers first?

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'd assume so

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Dumb question: is Josh Gordon still eligible to sign with any other team even though he has checked into rehab?

Probably, but it won't mean much if the rumor regarding the pound of weed the TSA found in his luggage is real

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Probably, but it won't mean much if the rumor regarding the pound of weed the TSA found in his luggage is real

Cleveland PD says it's not true.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Probably, but it won't mean much if the rumor regarding the pound of weed the TSA found in his luggage is real

I mean, if that were true he wouldn't be going to rehab but to prison.

Also weed people on Deadspin have a decent point that you wouldn't be packing a pound of weed on a flight from Cleveland to California, it'd probably be the other way around.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Gordon should be the go to example for parents not to have their kids so weed. Not even once. "Kids do you want to make millions, be idiolized, be up to your neck in women? Or throw it all away for weed? Just look at Josh Gordon. Now look at Gronk and JJ Watt."

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Gatts posted:

Gordon should be the go to example for parents not to have their kids so weed. Not even once. "Kids do you want to make millions, be idiolized, be up to your neck in women? Or throw it all away for weed? Just look at Josh Gordon. Now look at Gronk and JJ Watt."

This is ironic right?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Metapod posted:

This is ironic right?

:thejoke:

Furthermore, it is my opinion that Sean Payton must be fired.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I bet Gronk does some pretty hard stuff but the problem is he has so many hoes willing to provide an alibi to the cops he can't be nailed.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think Gronk's drug of choice is flavored vodka.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I think Gronk's drug of choice is flavored vodka.

It's actually pussy, the flavored vodka is just used as a mixer.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's actually buttholes and the mixer is coke.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I take it he prefers his martinis shaken and not stirred in the butthole.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I wish the Joe Thomas to Denver deal didn't fall through so Joe Thomas could have a ring.

I wish the Bills stayed where they were and let Sammy Watkins go to the Browns.

I wish I hated the Bengals.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


blue squares posted:

Bon Iver's new album is out. Looks like they let Cam Newton write the track titles
1. "22 (OVER S∞∞N)"
2. "10 d E A T h b R E a s T ⚄ ⚄"
3. "715 - CRΣΣKS"
4. "33 “GOD”"
5. "29 #Strafford APTS"
6. "666 ʇ"
7. "21 M♢♢N WATER"
8. "8 (circle)"
9. "____45_____"
10. "00000 Million"

also the album is good

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/781900654591827969

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

It's cool, Seattle will bring some guys for Fitzpatrick to throw to.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Flikken posted:

It's fun watching TFF lusting over Joe Thomas to x team rumors every year. And now they think we will give up the most stable part of our o line while our QBS are taking a beating and repeatedly claiming to not be tanking. Also nevermind that for whatever reason Joe DOES NOT WANT TO LEAVE.

He supposedly wanted the Denver trade last year that farmer bungled. Imagine super bowl champion Joe Thomas.

I'm pretty sure the browns will offload him before the deadline because gotta collect those first round picks for QBs you won't draft. I imagine they're just waiting for the rookie linemen they drafted this year to get up to speed and to be officially out of the playoff hunt which should be after this week.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

whypick1 posted:

It's cool, Seattle will bring some guys for Fitzpatrick to throw to.

Now here's hoping they don't turn our qb into a little stain on the Metlife turf.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


has there ever been a game where the only points scored by either team were by the defense?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Dumb question: is Josh Gordon still eligible to sign with any other team even though he has checked into rehab?

I don't think he's been released yet. But I think he'll go through waivers first.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Finger Prince posted:

has there ever been a game where the only points scored by either team were by the defense?

Couldn't look up for both teams, but this is every game where the winning team scored no points on offense.

edit: Found a better query, this is the only game with 0 offensive scoring since '60 (as far back as PFR would work for the query).

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Oct 1, 2016

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

whypick1 posted:

Couldn't look up for both teams, but this is every game where the winning team scored no points on offense.

edit: Found a better query, this is the only game with 0 offensive scoring since '60 (as far back as PFR would work for the query).

Wikipedia lists a number of 2-0 games, but they're all from the 30s or earlier.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Finger Prince posted:

has there ever been a game where the only points scored by either team were by the defense?

I'm sure I've seen it in some college games, dunno bout nfl.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
St. X beat Elder 31-7. :getin:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Finger Prince posted:

has there ever been a game where the only points scored by either team were by the defense?

In 1938, the Packers lost to the Bears 2-0.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I have been reborn and the Titans will win

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Metapod posted:

I have been reborn and the Titans will win

I not sure how I feel about this erotic smashmouth.

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int

Metapod posted:

I have been reborn and the Titans will win

im liking this new 'tude

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

computer parts posted:

In 1938, the Packers lost to the Bears 2-0.

Some people would use their time machine to kill Hitler or invest in Microsoft or win the heart of their long lost love. I would use my time machine to watch the gently caress outta this game.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Metapod posted:

I have been reborn and the Titans will win

Inshallah.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Magicpants posted:

Some people would use their time machine to kill Hitler or invest in Microsoft or win the heart of their long lost love. I would use my time machine to watch the gently caress outta this game.

I couldn't find the exact weather data for that game, but I did find a cool book that goes into a little detail.




https://books.google.com/books?id=f...isconsin&f=true


It was probably uncomfortable, but it doesn't sound Freezer Bowl bad.

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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This Watkins news..... is not good. I don't have a problem with the decision at the time to trade up and get him, but thinking about having that 1st back is a little painful now.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Yeah I mean you could have had Justin Gilbert.

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Or Johnny Manziel !

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers cut token white person and wofford grad brentson bersin.

brandino
Apr 15, 2002

FizFashizzle posted:

Panthers cut token white person and wofford grad brentson bersin.

RIP little Thor

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







brandino posted:

RIP little Thor

He's heading to the PS unless belichick decides to troll gettleman again.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/782274705000660992

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Pats will win

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