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Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
you're all worthless wrongdick subhumans. let's sum up:

circumcision is dumb as poo poo but nobody actually cares about your gross little noodle anyway so there's no point getting defensive about your disgusting body (which would be disgusting even if you weren't circumcised)

anybody who compares circumcision to FGM is a moron

we're all utterly devoid of value as both internet posters and human beings

now let's move on

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Whatever your opinion on circumcision is






Youre wrong

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I salmon Texas too.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

you're all worthless wrongdick subhumans. let's sum up:

circumcision is dumb as poo poo but nobody actually cares about your gross little noodle anyway so there's no point getting defensive about your disgusting body (which would be disgusting even if you weren't circumcised)

anybody who compares circumcision to FGM is a moron

we're all utterly devoid of value as both internet posters and human beings

now let's move on

Agreed. Let's move past this and heal, just like our genitals.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Prodigy_cut_my_dick_up.mp3 [upon completing the download from Kazaa, this was revealed to be System Of A Down's "Chop Suey."]

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Teenager, singing along angrily: "Why'd-you-cut-the-tip-off-of-my-penis? YOU WANTED TO!"

Edit: "I don't think you trust in my / self-righteous circumcized / I cry / my penis deserves to"

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Do not mutilate baby penises please, its creepy :chloe:

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


Father into your hands I commend my foreskin

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Zzulu posted:

Do not mutilate baby penises please, its creepy :chloe:


But the only way to stop God killing you is to do it and let your wife touch you on the 'feet' with it.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

What about those dudes who "clean" the baby dick with their mouths? That seems super wrong yet it still happens.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

what

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/21/rabbis-new-york-herpes-oral-suction-circumcision

Enjoy

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I only support the circumcision of the unwilling.

I also support recreational abortions.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
If god doesn't have baby foreskins to eat he will starve to death you heartless fuckers.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Picnic Princess posted:

What about those dudes who "clean" the baby dick with their mouths? That seems super wrong yet it still happens.

Jews?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Woof.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Rigged Death Trap posted:

Whatever your opinion on circumcision is






Youre wrong

Penises are dumb anyway, the best genital configuration is a vagina and balls


e:

tacodaemon has a new favorite as of 01:30 on Oct 2, 2016

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


Friend shared an odd photo. Gotta admit, this struck me as pretty weird too.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Kids eat glue.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

So thats what they do with the foreskin after a circumcision.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

:wtc:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Well, it does what it says on the tin.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PROTIP: To defeat the Pokemon, shoot at it until it dies

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
That text is crazy hard to read. Is it remotely funny to someone who hasn't played Pokémon in like 20 years?

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

Rolo posted:

That text is crazy hard to read. Is it remotely funny to someone who hasn't played Pokémon in like 20 years?



EDIT: They're all super bad advice based on schoolyard rumours from 20 years ago. I chuckled a few times.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

I had this guide :allears: I remember everything else in the guide being correct (and very valuable) but someone must've had a laugh writing these "tips". They're like those parody lifehacks.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

"There are certain Pokemon that only appear once!"
*picture of Zubat, the plague of every cave area*

They were really trolling hard with some of those tips.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

http://up.nlan.org/depo/uoYzCMXCihtEFLhboHdFUWN.mp4
http://up.nlan.org/depo/uhnjyEFTsHCtWYvdXmqoG.mp4

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Mierenneuker posted:

"There are certain Pokemon that only appear once!"
*picture of Zubat, the plague of every cave area*

They were really trolling hard with some of those tips.

My favorite is the advice to save your master ball for something rare, like Fearow.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


good golly that got an actual laugh out of me

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
Oof. I wonder who signed off on that.

LanceFancypants
Apr 28, 2013
I'm happy that my wang doesn't have a turtle neck. European weiners are gross.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A Lone Girl Flier
Sep 29, 2009

This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.

What is this from?

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Seems like something like:
*flips channels, lands on 'Portlandia'*
:stare:
*continues flipping channels*

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