Nintendo: NX gonna give it to ya.

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Great Joe: Aug 13, 2008

The Chairman posted:

If Nintendo won't announce the NX then we'll just have to do it ourselves

Oh poo poo, it has 65 entire bits! :aaa:

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# ? May 10, 2024 03:53

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

most of the bits are on the controller, but the console's got some too (the dvd tray bit, the power cord bit, the flashing on/off button bits, etc)

# ? Sep 30, 2016 23:05

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

whatever you do don't lose the bits

# ? Sep 30, 2016 23:18

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Patter Song posted:

it might be the most hosed up game on a system with a library of hosed up games, and feature a guy who quits his job, gets blackout drunk, and murders his wife and children, but still...a karaoke minigame!

Wait what? I know of the game but not that much about it, it really has a dude killing his family? lol

# ? Oct 1, 2016 01:27

zolthorg: May 26, 2009

s.i.r.e. posted:

Wait what? I know of the game but not that much about it, it really has a dude killing his family? lol

a bad nes game doesnt really have the same gravitas as like, a bad ps3 game, like the heavy ra9in

# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:43

Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

s.i.r.e. posted:

Wait what? I know of the game but not that much about it, it really has a dude killing his family? lol

Well...killing your wife and children is an option but it isn't the correct option and you won't be able to advance the plot that way.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:39

Sam Faust: Feb 20, 2015

Patter Song posted:

Well...killing your wife and children is an option but it isn't the correct option and you won't be able to advance the plot that way.

Surprising amount of realism for a NES game.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:43

Tyty: Feb 20, 2012; Night-vision Goggles Equipped!

Yeah the correct way is to divorce her, then go collect the money you didn't tell her about and either gamble it all away or spend it all on a shamisen... I can't remember which off the top of my head you do first.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:44

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 13 hours!

https://twitter.com/bbpoltergiest/status/782000543933669377

Death grips have been leaking the NX on their Facebook page

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Oct 1, 2016

# ? Oct 1, 2016 05:39

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Tyty posted:

Yeah the correct way is to divorce her, then go collect the money you didn't tell her about and either gamble it all away or spend it all on a shamisen... I can't remember which off the top of my head you do first.

Just link the vgdunky or jontron vid about it they are both good. I would but im on my phone

# ? Oct 1, 2016 07:24

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

Gennifer Flowers posted:

https://twitter.com/bbpoltergiest/status/782000543933669377

Death grips have been leaking the NX on their Facebook page

Finally, I will be able to make pancakes with mario

# ? Oct 1, 2016 08:09

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

Can the NX play Forza Horizon 3

I played Forza Horizon 3 tonight and it is Real Good

# ? Oct 1, 2016 08:41

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 13 hours!

I want the NX to come out so I don't have to read poo poo like this anymore.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 10:50

Linear Zoetrope: Nov 28, 2011; A hero must cook

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Nintendo NX, beloved of Millennials

# ? Oct 1, 2016 11:21

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

is nintendo truly the beloved of millenials

# ? Oct 1, 2016 12:35

zolthorg: May 26, 2009

alf_pogs posted:

is nintendo truly the beloved of millenials

Generatio'N X

# ? Oct 1, 2016 12:38

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Everyone's favorite Nintendo game is Chrono trigger where they go to the millennial fair.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 12:49

Electromax: May 6, 2007

You're meant to capitalize millenials?

# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:00

thexerox123: Aug 17, 2007

We're going to get the reveal during the finale of Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:16

bloodychill: May 8, 2004; And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life; Exciting Lemon

Do Xbox bros, Sony ponies, and PC master race fedoras not count as millennials?

# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:23

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

greatn posted:

Everyone's favorite Nintendo game is Chrono trigger where they go to the millennial fair.

It's a very good game with a very fun fair.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:52

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

I'd wager that 99% of MOBA players are millennials. We remember the likes of Alex Kidd and Simon Belmont -- in ten years from now, they will remember Jinx. :corsair:

bloodychill posted:

Do Xbox bros, Sony ponies, and PC master race fedoras not count as millennials?

I'm branding myself Nintendo cutie.

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Oct 1, 2016

# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:57

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

old people go home

# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:59

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

they call it the old folks home

# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:01

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

they can't remember how to get back hahaha

# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:03

DalaranJ: Apr 15, 2008; Yosuke will now die for you.

Soul Glo posted:

Can the NX play Forza Horizon 3

I played Forza Horizon 3 tonight and it is Real Good

Look forward to Mario and Forza at the Daytona 500.

Gennifer Flowers posted:

I want the NX to come out so I don't have to read poo poo like this anymore.

As time passes their stock has continued to go from left to right, much like their popular character Nathaniel Drakes.

Sony, beloved of Gen-Yrs, has failed to keep pace with the Internet Of Things.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:25

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Saoshyant posted:

I'm branding myself Nintendo cutie.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:29

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Saoshyant posted:

I'd wager that 99% of MOBA players are millennials. We remember the likes of Alex Kidd and Simon Belmont -- in ten years from now, they will remember Jinx.

I'm branding myself Nintendo cutie.

I don't remember Alex Kidd

# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:32

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Guy Goodbody posted:

I don't remember Alex Kidd

gently caress you!

# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:36

zolthorg: May 26, 2009

a.lo posted:

It's a very good game with a very fun fair.

friends
when tokyo rpg project brings their trash garbage "I am Setsuna" to NX during the launch quarter of the console pls do not be fooled and buy that garbage

# ? Oct 1, 2016 15:17

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

bloodychill posted:

Do Xbox bros, Sony ponies, and PC master race fedoras not count as millennials?

As long as they're 34 years old or younger

# ? Oct 1, 2016 15:45

JustJeff88: Jan 15, 2008; I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE

THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

of SA-Mart forever

Saoshyant posted:

I'm branding myself Nintendo cutie.

There's a case of false advertising if I've ever heard one.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:02

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

I'm neither a millennial nor a gen-x'er, but rather part of the Oregon Trail Generation. Game on.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:10

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Mercury Crusader posted:

I'm neither a millennial nor a gen-x'er, but rather part of the Oregon Trail Generation. Game on.

Same, but I just say Millennial, even if it makes me come across as greetingsfellowyouths.jpg.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:18

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

https://youtu.be/ynqq3wetjQE

SMD believes he may have found something that invalidates the rumors from Eurogamer.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 18:31

Great Joe: Aug 13, 2008

The Millennial Generation.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 18:32

Bean: Sep 9, 2001

Does it piss anyone else off when they call him Super Mario? He's Mario, damnit.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 19:06

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Do you think if I punch Super Dave Osbourne he becomes just Dave Osbourn?

Also lol @ SMD, he'll never give up on the NX being some Scorpio killer. What a loser. How sad.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 19:40

Great Joe: Aug 13, 2008

Generation Y

# ? Oct 1, 2016 19:43

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# ? May 10, 2024 03:53

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# ? Oct 1, 2016 19:46

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