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bongwizzard posted:That loving ladder. Everything about this picture and this story is peak China. It's the best possible China experience you could imagine from the comfort of Europe or USA or Australia. So sit back and enjoy, because more is coming. That or I have no job, in which case you can find me in the Japan thread Page snipe bitch
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Chomp8645 posted:Actually not sure if it's saying that smoking, like eating spicy food before bed, is not recommended, or that smoking before bed is good for your health. forgot the best part where it lets you rate your sleep. the options are very nice:
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Grand Fromage posted:That's the standard construction ladder here. My favorite OSHA thing is when a guy is standing at the top of it, leg on each side, and then starts walking around with it using it like stilts. This, done on a real loving ladder is a pro move and makes one feel pretty awesome. I have done some really amazingly dumb poo poo at work over the years, but that ladder is indefensible. Like, they clearly have wood, tool, and a basic idea how how a ladder is built, I cannot understand why they would do it like that.
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peak china is bongwizzard posted:they clearly have wood, tool, and a basic idea how how a ladder is built this bongwizzard posted:I cannot understand why they would do it like that. plus this
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I don't know enough about ladders to see why that one is particularly bad. They always look flimsy as hell to me but I've never seen one break.
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Grand Fromage posted:I don't know enough about ladders to see why that one is particularly bad. They always look flimsy as hell to me but I've never seen one break. you have saved face for your chinese friends and/or the chinese goons who don't want to post here, +5 points for you for them
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The Great Autismo! posted:you have saved face for your chinese friends and/or the chinese goons who don't want to post here, +5 points for you for them As usual I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Grand Fromage posted:As usual I have no idea what you're talking about. ok buddy, whatever you like
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So most of the people I know thought that a national holiday was the best time to go to all of the tourist spots that are normally packed. It's like these people are hardwired to suffer on purpose. 
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Haier posted:So most of the people I know thought that a national holiday was the best time to go to all of the tourist spots that are normally packed. on the holiday, its fun to travel. you can travel on the holiday. if you travel at that time, you feel the fun life, because you can enjoy travel on the holiday, it is fun. so have fun on the holiday with travel. thanks to a forums user for the avatar, and also the inspiration for the post
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The Great Autismo! posted:on the holiday, its fun to travel. you can travel on the holiday. if you travel at that time, you feel the fun life, because you can enjoy travel on the holiday, it is fun. so have fun on the holiday with travel. I like yours better than the one someone gave me. I feel like I channel the guy in my avatar every time I post.
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The Great Autismo! posted:on the holiday, its fun to travel. you can travel on the holiday. if you travel at that time, you feel the fun life, because you can enjoy travel on the holiday, it is fun. so have fun on the holiday with travel.  It very good for healthy to make the life fun have the travel happy holiday I actually write this fairly regularly with friends and im worried the wind will change and it might stick 
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Isn't the best places to go in China during a holiday is to a local place or a smaller lesser known attraction like a lesser temple in Xi'an? It's still crowded but not unbearably so if I remember correctly, although the trains are jammed.
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Isn't the best places to go in China during a holiday is to a local place or a smaller lesser known attraction like a lesser temple in Xi'an? It's still crowded but not unbearably so if I remember correctly. This is advice that applies to literally any place on Earth which is why it's so funny they don't get it.
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Chomp8645 posted:This is advice that applies to literally any place on Earth which is why it's so funny they don't get it. Like I can never take holidays off anymore anyways so I always plan my vacations during offseasons anyways because Disney World when it isn't crowded with a billion people is way more enjoyable and way more bang for your buck.
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nong posted:You have lost many faces and must be ashamed of yourself. Of course a goon would think pride is a bad thing lmbo.
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https://gfycat.com/SizzlingDishonestChimneyswift It isn't a China thread without someone taking a dump in public. Sorry it's not an imgur direct gifv.
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china must be a nightmare for people with agoraphobia. i mean it's a nightmare already but there's another nightmare layer.
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Haier posted:https://gfycat.com/SizzlingDishonestChimneyswift #rear end #poo #sexy girl 
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Outrail posted:How many times can you go out and take advantage of this before the person/group blacklists you? I don't know because it has never happened.
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When I lived in China the foreigner shuttle bus driver employed by the school took a liking to me and would always come and find me at lunch to go to a noodle restaurant. I probably made five times the money he did and could not pay for one of those lunches once, because he was a cuboid headed chubby Heilongjiang Han and would turn beet red and scream at the top of his lungs if I grabbed the bill and started up toward the counter with it. He also drove his half sized bus like a methed out mental patient and I'm sure he's probably dead or disabled from a traffic accident today. All in all I think I was only able to pay for one or two meals the whole time I was in China. raton fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Oct 1, 2016 |
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McGavin posted:I don't know because it has never happened. "Haha, check out this dumb rear end in a top hat. Every day we go out for lunch, I pay his bill and he does nothing! What. A. SUCKER!" -a Chinese person, feeling smug.
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Medicine with Chinese characteristics http://www.rfa.org/english/news/china/clinical-fakes-09272016141438.html China's food and drug regulator recently carried out a one-year review of clinical trials, concluding that more than 80 percent of clinical data is "fabricated," state media reported. The scandal is the result of "breach of duty by supervision departments and malpractice by pharmaceutical companies, intermediary agents and medical staff," the State Food and Drug Administration (SFDA) said in its report. The review looked at data from 1,622 clinical trial programs of new pharmaceutical drugs awaiting regulator approval for mass production, according to an expose in the Economic Information Daily newspaper. More than 80 percent of applications for mass production of new drugs have been canceled in the light of the findings, with officials warning that further evidence malpractice could still emerge in the scandal. According to the SFDA report, much of the data gathered during clinical trials were incomplete, failed to meet analysis requirements or were untraceable, the paper cited a source in the agency as saying.
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Isn't the best places to go in China during a holiday is to a local place or a smaller lesser known attraction like a lesser temple in Xi'an? It's still crowded but not unbearably so if I remember correctly, although the trains are jammed. Yeah, my first national holiday I was lucky enough to get on a small trip with 6 other foreginers and a guide who knew what she was doing. We went to this fantastic place on the Zhejiang/Anhui border and it was almost deserted and super chill.
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Apparently there are Burmese wumaos now lol https://www.reddit.com/r/burma/comments/55be8f/some_misconceptions_about_burma_before_2010/d89dpn6
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Haier posted:https://gfycat.com/SizzlingDishonestChimneyswift Pro poop move: taking a sock off to wipe with, once you're done.
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I saw this last night on Wechat while using People Nearby. Someone get this girl an account.  The holidays are great. I get chat requests every time I turn on People Nearby or open TanTan as thousands of people bored at home are deciding to try these things for the first time. Some chick literally across the street added me last night and I was like "I am talking to several foreigners right now and I want to try a foreign dick for the first time because I heard they are long and big. Do you want to be the one? Or should I choose another?" I passed, but LOL at that being an ice breaker.
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Ancient China ruled I saw an exhibit on the Terra Cotta army in Chicago and had no idea they used to be painted up in brilliant colors before the inexorable forces of time ruined them. Also I read the entirety of the three kingdoms translation and western civ has nothing on their hilariously brutal civil wars. They killed more people in the hundreds AD than we did until we invented mechanized warfare. I can easily understand why they would have such a hardon for ancestor worship and their own history
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I've been thinking for a long time to just start lying about every drat thing in my life. In a culture where lying about everything every single day, or Face, is the standard thing and nobody questions it, then I think having Super Face would really let you win at life in China.quote:When I first met this guy (who calls himself Doctor Jason) he was surrounded by lots of fresh to China faces (if only I could use some sort of shorthand to describe them) and they had nicknamed him “Captain America” for his many talents. https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/55g8a2/serious_do_you_know_any_compulsive_liars_in_china/
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I wish America would come up with an epic like the three kingdoms. Imagine if we retold the revolutionary war but Washington used his powerful magic to lull the Hessians to sleep then leapt off his boat on the Delaware and slew a hundred men before they woke. Man I'd ancestor worship the gently caress out of that guy. The Marquis de Lafayette could single handedly delay the march of Cornwallis's soldiers before the siege of Yorktown
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Haier posted:I saw this last night on Wechat while using People Nearby. Someone get this girl an account. I think they already have an account. They got their daughter taken away and spent tons of money on a computer for WoW.
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According to Chinese media, BDSM is now a psychological condition. Background: a couple posted some fairly mild BDSM pictures on weibo with the result that the Police interwened and Global Times had to write an article about how horrible BDSM is. An expert interviewed by Global Times says that the couple suffers from a disease called ‘sexual abuse addiction’ (性虐待成瘾). “’Sexual abuse addiction’ conflicts with China’s social norms.” Global Times writes that “sexual abuse addiction” conflicts with China’s social norms. According to China’s leading psychologist Zhao Xiaoming (赵小明), the causes of this ‘disease’ are complex and can be traced back to childhood abuse or sexual violence, leading people to search for “abnormal stimulation” as an adult. The public display of ‘sexual abuse addiction’ negatively affects individuals and society at large, the article argues, but can be completely cured. The Weibo couple should, therefore, “seek professional medical attention” in order for them to be able to “lead a happy life”. http://www.whatsonweibo.com/fifty-shades-vulgar-bdsm-lifestyle-slammed-chinese-media/ China is looking more and more like a parody of 1950's America when it comes to sexuality.
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fish and chips and dip posted:An expert interviewed by Global Times says that the couple suffers from a disease called ‘sexual abuse addiction’ (性虐待成瘾). “’Sexual abuse addiction’ conflicts with China’s social norms.” As opposed to all of the regular, totally socially approved abuse that people dish out and take every single day in this damaged Mainland society.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:I wish America would come up with an epic like the three kingdoms. Imagine if we retold the revolutionary war but Washington used his powerful magic to lull the Hessians to sleep then leapt off his boat on the Delaware and slew a hundred men before they woke. Man I'd ancestor worship the gently caress out of that guy. The Marquis de Lafayette could single handedly delay the march of Cornwallis's soldiers before the siege of Yorktown
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http://www.sciencealert.com/80-of-the-data-in-chinese-clinical-trial-is-fabricatedquote:80% of data in Chinese clinical trials have been fabricated CHINESE TRADITIONAL MEDICINE IS BETTER. YOU CAN TRUST THE QUALITY. IT REALLY WORKS. NOT LIKE YOUR STUPID WESTERN MEDICINE. quote:"It's not just the medicines," he said. "In China, everything is fake, and if there's a profit in pharmaceuticals, then someone's going to fake them too." http://i.imgur.com/5wqjWKJ.gifv Haier fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Oct 2, 2016 |
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fish and chips and dip posted:China is looking more and more like a parody of 1950's America when it comes to sexuality. Strange to think that it's only been 3 years since BDSM has stopped officially being a mental illness in America. nong posted:Medicine with Chinese characteristics  Reminds me of when my friend was stuck in the hospital here while were getting her moved to Singapore. Two of her meds don't exist outside of China as far as an Australian Doctor and I could find. The doctors here didn't seem to see a problem with a reliable spiking fever about an hour after pill time. So happy that's over. quote:CHINESE TRADITIONAL MEDICINE IS BETTER. These weren't TCM, these were western medicine with Chinese Characteristics. nomad2020 fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Oct 2, 2016 |
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