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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

iospace posted:

WAIT

HAS ANYONE ASKED PAUL RYAN ABOUT THIS?

I NEED TO KNOW, I NEED TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

paul ryan has died.

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So someone on twitter is describing themselves as a " Libertarian socialist"

What the gently caress could that possibly mean

noam chomsky fan

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

U-DO Burger posted:

This is seriously the greatest week all year

"It's the 1st of the month and a Saturday, there's not going to be any news today." - Me, 12 hours ago.

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/782422082198003713

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
God I cannot believe I was worried about that basement thing earlier

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud
Am I dreaming?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



did you know donald trump had his own video game in 2002?

Look at what the orange logo says.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Not a good year to have a Pepe Frog tattoo.
http://www.vice.com/read/pepe-the-frog-tattoo-whoops?utm_source=vicefbusads&utm_campaign=posteng

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Endorph posted:



did you know donald trump had his own video game in 2002?

Look at what the orange logo says.

Someone subscribes to BrutalMoose

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

NYT I take everything back

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bushiz posted:

Why y'all acting like the veep debate is going to put be anything. It'll be boring on the scale of the bush/Kerry debates and no one will pay attention because Donald will probably try to fight someone in a wheelchair on the night of.

Well, Kaine seems like a clever guy and Pence is a moron and monster, so if he's been doing his preparation then Kaine should make a fool of his opponent. It might not be big, but it should be entertaining, at least.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Sensible Thursday posted:

So, uh, anyone catch the SNL open?

Yes, it was glorious. The cold open was awesome - Clinton did a classic Willy Wonka Walk-on - and they did a family feud Team Clinton vs. Team Trump. There was a Children of the Trump gag.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Sensible Thursday posted:

So, uh, anyone catch the SNL open?

Alec Baldwin was great. Some lines were funny. But there's nothing like the real thing.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Endorph posted:



did you know donald trump had his own video game in 2002?

Look at what the orange logo says.

Xenon. :confused:

yeah yeah, pepe

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DICKS FOR DINNER posted:

Am I dreaming?

I guess you could say its.... Great Days

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
SNL's cold open was so loving good tonight. Trump was a god damned punching bag for the entire segment. What few jokes they made about Clinton they would have made if Clinton was actually on the show, they were that softball. But Trump... Every time Trump addressed Lester Holt he used a different name of a black musician. None of his "the blacks" poo poo was actually in the debates but gently caress it just :lol: McKinnon miming reeling in a fish...

Also, Alec Baldwin does a fantastic butthole face. I want the clip of him practicing that.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

RE: everything
Lol

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:nws:

:flashfap:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Help, I think my boner might be lasting for more than 4 hours

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Help, I think my boner might be lasting for more than 4 hours

Let us touch our boners together like ET and Elliot

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Help, I think my boner might be lasting for more than 4 hours

I can't stop giggling like an idiot. I haven't felt this good in a long time. Dead serious.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

remember all the people insisting that Trump would win the first debate right up to the day of?

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Let us touch our boners together like ET and Elliot

Haha, I'm not falling for that one again, dad.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

dang, donald really made a mess this time

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Coheed and Camembert posted:

"It's the 1st of the month and a Saturday, there's not going to be any news today." - Me, 12 hours ago.

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/782422082198003713

Trump, why did you have to pick a fight with NYT? They've been slobbering all over your dick all election so far.


Does the guy seriously not understand what a mistake snubbing and threatening the goddamn media is?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


So, odds on Conway and/or Bannon being gone at the end of the week?

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


a.lo posted:

dang, donald really made a mess this time

what kind of whacky poo poo you thin khe's gonna do next :xd:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




BigRed0427 posted:

I can't stop giggling like an idiot. I haven't felt this good in a long time. Dead serious.

Optimism, hell of a drug.

As a non-American Im really happy for you guys. NYT basically just let the rest of the world unclench their collective buttholes.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Tatsuta Age posted:

what kind of whacky poo poo you thin khe's gonna do next :xd:

Bumfights.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Tatsuta Age posted:

what kind of whacky poo poo you thin khe's gonna do next :xd:

And then, after a few days, Hillary will hit him again.

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

Ughh, now the NYT is going to be be insufferably self-righteous about their amazing journalistic integrity blah blah blah, despite being king of the truth is in the middle horserace bullshit for this entire election.

That said, can't wait to see the meltdown that comes from this, cause holy poo poo.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


iospace posted:

So, odds on Conway and/or Bannon being gone at the end of the week?

I'm wondering if they'll make it to Monday.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I know the answer to this one

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Arcanen posted:

Ughh, now the NYT is going to be be insufferably self-righteous about their amazing journalistic integrity blah blah blah, despite being king of the truth is in the middle horserace bullshit for this entire election.

That said, can't wait to see the meltdown that comes from this, cause holy poo poo.

I will legit forgive them if this scandal actually destroys him.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
So, the last time we have evidence of Trump paying Federal Income Tax is 1977, and every year since is no evidence of whether he paid or evidence of not paying, right? That means the tax returns from the last time he paid might be old enough to run for president.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Motto posted:

remember all the people insisting that Trump would win the first debate right up to the day of?

nope.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why are you guys calling this an October Surprise? Yesterday we find out Trump was in a porno, this tax stuff comes out today. We're two days into a Trump news advent calendar

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

iospace posted:

So, odds on Conway and/or Bannon being gone at the end of the week?

The real bet is if the walks or get's fired.

If I were her I'd be jumping ship in hopes that I could still try and salvage something of my reputation.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


at this point I'm less worried about trump actually getting more people to vote for him than I am about his trumpabteilung thugs suppressing votes at key precincts or Putin trying to hack lovely old voting machines

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Guy Goodbody posted:

Why are you guys calling this an October Surprise? Yesterday we find out Trump was in a porno, this tax stuff comes out today. We're two days into a Trump news advent calendar

You want me to read this thread while eating novelty chocolates. Trump advent calendar is the best advent calendar.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Crain posted:

The real bet is if the walks or get's fired.

If I were her I'd be jumping ship in hopes that I could still try and salvage something of my reputation.

I think it's too late for her. Bannon's is "safe" in that his was poo poo to begin with and only someone like Trump /would/ hire him.

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