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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Check out torque lite, its a reader that interfaces with a smart phone. I got one for Christmas from my brother, think he said it was about $15

Yup, cheap bluetooth enabled OBD-II reader and an android phone with the Torque app, works great.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Check out torque lite, its a reader that interfaces with a smart phone. I got one for Christmas from my brother, think he said it was about $15

Neat, I'll look into it!

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Recommendations for cheap hardware? Their website basically just says "get one that doesn't suck"

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


mod saas posted:

Recommendations for cheap hardware? Their website basically just says "get one that doesn't suck"

I bought this one almost five years ago to use with Torque, and it still works fine.

e: have used it successfully in BMW, Chevy, Ford, Toyota, Volkswagen, Mazda and Honda vehicles for what it's worth

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

mod saas posted:

Recommendations for cheap hardware? Their website basically just says "get one that doesn't suck"

Mine has ELM 327 wifi interface printed on it, thats all I can tell you

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

mod saas posted:

Recommendations for cheap hardware? Their website basically just says "get one that doesn't suck"

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B011NSX27A/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I bought this one like a year ago, and used it with the torque app. No complants so far, and its still working.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
New FailArmy.

The first clip after the logo is a bit rough (a girl on a rope swing lands on rocks :ohdear:) but the puppy and ferret at 4:40 is gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ9Ov4T2TWQ

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 06:37 on Oct 2, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHJdr0lpoC4&hd=1

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
He changed colour like a loving octopus!

And it's truly depressing how many of those boiling water challenges there are. So many stupid people.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Gorilla Salad posted:

He changed colour like a loving octopus!

And it's truly depressing how many of those boiling water challenges there are. So many stupid people.

ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME

Should I be more surprised that even after all of these years I still apparently had some kind of minimum expectations for human beings, or that there are actual people who somehow believe that poo poo like this is a good idea?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

LonsomeSon posted:

ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME

Should I be more surprised that even after all of these years I still apparently had some kind of minimum expectations for human beings, or that there are actual people who somehow believe that poo poo like this is a good idea?

There were videos of people literally lighting themselves on fire, and then were shocked, absofuckinglutely shocked that they are on fire and freak out. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Somehow, the kids lighting themselves on fire seem sane in comparison to people dumping a bucket of boiling water on their head.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


The real schadenfreude is that there are people who think an obviously fake video is real.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Sagebrush posted:

Somehow, the kids lighting themselves on fire seem sane in comparison to people dumping a bucket of boiling water on their head.

Having been burned by both, yeah, I'll take an equivalent amount of fire every time.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Gorilla Salad posted:

New FailArmy.

The first clip after the logo is a bit rough (a girl on a rope swing lands on rocks :ohdear:) but the puppy and ferret at 4:40 is gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ9Ov4T2TWQ

I want to see just one of the clips with a door-jam pull-up bar not just be that it falls down. Like, someone finds out they're adopted in the background or something.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

MariusLecter posted:

Didn't even get to the lemons, malic acid and bottle of lemon concentrate. :sad:

While I'm glad he didn't, I'm also morbidly curious as to what a bottle of lemon juice would do to your digestive system.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Scruff McGruff posted:

From what I understand this was possible in older cars, but modern ones with aluminum engine bits heat too fast. I think the idea is that if the aluminum gets hot enough to spike the temp on the gauge then by the time you can get the heat blasting it'll have already gotten too hot and the small amount of heat you are able to dissipate with the heater won't save your engine.
Nah it still works. My car (which also incidentally doesn't have a temperature gauge) had some cooling fan go out a few months ago, and whenever I sat idle in traffic in hot weather the overheating dashboard light would come on. If I turned the heater on it would go off after a few minutes. It might vary by car and what's causing the overheating of course.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

uploader posted:

this video is months old. but is now being posted on tons of blogs and with added filters showing how red i became. this is the ORIGINAL video and shows the true pain i dealt with and am still dealing with being perscribed heavy pain medications since this day. that is why i didnt nominate anyone. do not try this at home.

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cyberia posted:

While I'm glad he didn't, I'm also morbidly curious as to what a bottle of lemon juice would do to your digestive system.

Not much, your stomach is used to a bit of acidity. Might get a bit of heartburn if you're not used to it.
Reminds me of miracle berries though. That's some kind of berry (concentrate is available in tablet form) that does something weird with your tastebuds making everything that's sour taste sweet for the next hour or so. I ate a lemon like it was an orange while in that state, and enjoyed it. I could feel the acid's prickly feeling in my mouth and I felt like my teeth were rotting away instantly but other than that it was nice and sweet.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

cyberia posted:

While I'm glad he didn't, I'm also morbidly curious as to what a bottle of lemon juice would do to your digestive system.

What do you think is inside of a human stomach already?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Lemon juice?

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Knormal posted:

Scruff McGruff posted:

From what I understand this was possible in older cars, but modern ones with aluminum engine bits heat too fast. I think the idea is that if the aluminum gets hot enough to spike the temp on the gauge then by the time you can get the heat blasting it'll have already gotten too hot and the small amount of heat you are able to dissipate with the heater won't save your engine.

Nah it still works. My car (which also incidentally doesn't have a temperature gauge) had some cooling fan go out a few months ago, and whenever I sat idle in traffic in hot weather the overheating dashboard light would come on. If I turned the heater on it would go off after a few minutes. It might vary by car and what's causing the overheating of course.

The engine and the coolant heat up together, regardless of the material of the block. The coolant runs through it, after all. One can't be significantly hotter than the other.

Turning on the heater "works" for every vehicle in the sense that yes, it takes some of the heat from the engine and dumps it into the car's interior. There is really no difference between the radiator and the heater core, one is just bigger. Whether it's enough to prevent the car from overheating depends again on why it's overheating (won't save you if your problem is no coolant), engine design (bigger engines produce more total heat but will still have the same size heater core), and outside temperature (cold air through the heater will absorb more heat). But for any given car, if the conditions are such that it is just barely overheating, then turning on the heater full blast will prevent that, or at least slow it down.

Fake edit: how do I fix the nested quote tag?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

ranbo das posted:

The real schadenfreude is that there are people who think an obviously fake video is real.

Naw dude I checked the pixels, it's legit, I know a thing or two about legit videos

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Somebody at Trump tower leaked the first page of Donnie's tax returns in 95.

He lost over 900 million dollars that year.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
The actual schadenfreude is on the US taxpayer because doesn't that mean he can offset gains across like 20 years with that loss and never pay tax?

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Memento posted:

The actual schadenfreude is on the US taxpayer because doesn't that mean he can offset gains across like 20 years with that loss and never pay tax?

Yes.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

EKDS5k posted:

how do I fix the nested quote tag?

:regd10: :regd11: :regd12: :regd13:

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

EKDS5k posted:

Fake edit: how do I fix the nested quote tag?

like there's a :regd12: that still doesn't understand nested quotes

ductonius
Apr 9, 2007
I heard there's a cream for that...

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Check out torque lite, its a reader that interfaces with a smart phone. I got one for Christmas from my brother, think he said it was about $15

This is the answer. I had a cylinder misfire on my Fit and the dealer told me it would cost $100 to diagnose. I showed them the dongle and told them there was no way in hell I was paying for them to plug a computer into my car, but I would buy the required coil pack from them if they installed it for free (it's literally one plug and one bolt). They did.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Holy poo poo, that's loving hilarious.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

quote:

The engine and the coolant heat up together, regardless of the material of the block. The coolant runs through it, after all. One can't be significantly hotter than the other.


This is badly, deeply wrong. The coolant is only going to be able to transfer a certain amount of heat out of the engine block depending on air flow/thermal properties of engine block (which is why iron vs aluminum matters) and coolant, and a few other things. It is 100% possible for your engine to be producing more heat than the radiator can transfer out, which is why overheating is a thing. Water is not some magical fluid that can completely remove 100% of heat generated. That's why cars have temp gauges.

As for people wanting better temperature indications, keep in mind that a)it would add cost b)most people don't bother paying attention to warning lights/indications c)most people wouldn't know how to interpret it anyway. My current car's oil pressure gauge shows actual oil pressure (which varies with engine rpm) instead of just sitting in one spot to say "you have oil pressure" and I've had a friend freak out when they see the pressure lower while idling. Most people are too ignorant to be able to accurately interpret the small amount of data given, any more and you're just begging for problems.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

ranbo das posted:

The real schadenfreude is that there are people who think an obviously fake video is real.

Even if that video is fake, there are absolutely still people who do this for real, many of them kids, sadly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6yopO0Dfu8

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/AngryBlkManDC/status/782390618601426945

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Memento posted:

The actual schadenfreude is on the US taxpayer because doesn't that mean he can offset gains across like 20 years with that loss and never pay tax?

It's still a good tax rule. It's obviously slanted toward the wealthy, just like all tax rules, but it's important for people that realize big losses to be able to carry it over to the next tax year to keep them confident in investing in the market.

I used it myself back in 2008-09.

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 16:14 on Oct 2, 2016

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Add-ons that do this exist, if your vehicle is ODB-II compliant (which p much means MY1996 or newer), e.g. https://www.scangauge.com/

ODB specs only standardize codes for emissions diagnostics, anything beyond that can be proprietary to and obfuscated by your car's manufacturer.

Lots of cars do have more information than just coolant temp. My car will give you a readout of cylinder head temp and inlet air temp, it's just buried in display menus and not a gage on the instrument panel.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The reason Trump's tax returns are important is because he probably didn't suffer nearly $1 billion in losses and was fudging the math to avoid paying taxes.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
The cynic in me says wikileaks or whoever could end up proving he committed massive tax fraud and I don't think it would hurt his campaign much. :(

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Panfilo posted:

The cynic in me says wikileaks or whoever could end up proving he committed massive tax fraud and I don't think it would hurt his campaign much. :(

I don't think Wikileaks is all that interested in uncovering Trump things.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

chitoryu12 posted:

The reason Trump's tax returns are important is because he probably didn't suffer nearly $1 billion in losses and was fudging the math to avoid paying taxes.

Even if he did legitimately lose almost a billion dollars, it's still schadenfreuderiffic because he's trying to position himself as the yugest and most luxurious businessman to ever business and losing a billion drat dollars in a single year doesn't play well with that narrative.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

bitcoin bastard posted:

Even if he did legitimately lose almost a billion dollars, it's still schadenfreuderiffic because he's trying to position himself as the yugest and most luxurious businessman to ever business and losing a billion drat dollars in a single year doesn't play well with that narrative.

Seems to me that wasting billions of dollars is actually spot-on with the politician narrative.









[dad joke]

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bitcoin bastard posted:

Even if he did legitimately lose almost a billion dollars, it's still schadenfreuderiffic because he's trying to position himself as the yugest and most luxurious businessman to ever business and losing a billion drat dollars in a single year doesn't play well with that narrative.

Didn't he just have another casino close its doors due to bankruptcy recently?

If that doesn't tell you how crap he is at business, tax records certainly won't do the job.

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