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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

agreed, but his best piece is Tower of Song

doo wa da da
da doo wa dap

# ? Oct 4, 2016 01:24

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 07:38

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Sagebrush posted:

agreed, but his best piece is Tower of Song

doo wa da da
da doo wa dap

Bird on a Wire or Maryanne are my faves

# ? Oct 4, 2016 01:48

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

i like to play forensic internet anthropologist with these kind of things. e.g. when was this posted? and who posted it? most of the music and films are like 80s/90s, comics and tv dates to the mid00s. they're kinda dated / mainstream / popular to be like serious hipster stuff now. all ur really missing is a reference to hacky sack or contact juggling for peak 2005... but there's bojack which dates to no more than two years ago.

a house full of thirty something underemployed evergreen grads explains it all

# ? Oct 4, 2016 01:49

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

PCjr sidecar posted:

i like to play forensic internet anthropologist with these kind of things. e.g. when was this posted? and who posted it? most of the music and films are like 80s/90s, comics and tv dates to the mid00s. they're kinda dated / mainstream / popular to be like serious hipster stuff now. all ur really missing is a reference to hacky sack or contact juggling for peak 2005... but there's bojack which dates to no more than two years ago.

a house full of thirty something underemployed evergreen grads explains it all

about two days ago, according to craigslist

# ? Oct 4, 2016 02:32

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

THC posted:

leonard owns and his version of 'hallelujah' is the best, gently caress all the lovely pop covers

Buckley is best

# ? Oct 4, 2016 07:35

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Millstone posted:

Buckley is best

nope

# ? Oct 4, 2016 07:37

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Sagebrush posted:

nope

I just checked and yeah. Unless you want to fall asleep then by all means

# ? Oct 4, 2016 07:46

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Shaggar posted:

idk what that is

Neither does anyone else, including the people in charge of it.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 07:57

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

it's a chat app that has "natural language recognition" meaning that when the app finds /lunch/i it will tell you the opening times of your nearby fast foor restaurant.

also iirc you can only install it on one device you own at a time for some reason

# ? Oct 4, 2016 09:06

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

and you can make the text really big or really small

# ? Oct 4, 2016 09:07

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

Millstone posted:

Buckley is best

yeah

# ? Oct 4, 2016 12:24

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Wheany posted:

it's a chat app that has "natural language recognition" meaning that when the app finds /lunch/i it will tell you the opening times of your nearby fast foor restaurant.

also iirc you can only install it on one device you own at a time for some reason

if you install it on anotehr device, it deletes all your chats and contacts

# ? Oct 4, 2016 14:32

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

Looks like hangouts doesn't do push notifications anymore, as of a few days ago I must open the app itself to see any notification for messages sent hours before

These conversations are in hangouts tho so I can't claim any reasonable expectation of consistency

# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:53

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

i am switching to google fi next month and getting a goldphone huge or whatever the current equivalent is. p excited my dudes

# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:57

Glans Dillzig: Nov 23, 2011; knickerbocker expert

Progressive JPEG posted:

Looks like hangouts doesn't do push notifications anymore, as of a few days ago I must open the app itself to see any notification for messages sent hours before

These conversations are in hangouts tho so I can't claim any reasonable expectation of consistency

works for me, sorry your broke your own poo poo

# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:59

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

google event starting in 1 hour. trying to work up an erection but I've got nothing

# ? Oct 4, 2016 16:03

Illusive Fuck Man: Jul 5, 2004; RIP John McCain feel better xoxo ð ð; Taco Defender

Endless Mike posted:

if you install it on anotehr device,

unlikely

# ? Oct 4, 2016 16:31

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

here's the official stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4y0KOeXViI

also:

revmoo posted:

S6 Active, 6.0.1 -- How do I disable OTA updates? I'm getting them all the time, they interrupt what I'm doing on my phone, disable it for 5-25 minutes at a time at inconvenient times, and are breaking features that I actually use on the phone. I want to completely disable all updates until a root comes available for this phone. How do I go about doing this?

"i want to skip getting security updates so i can open a massive security hole in my phone"

# ? Oct 4, 2016 16:55

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

lol, they're already loving it up by playing the music over the skit

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:02

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Endless Mike posted:

here's the official stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4y0KOeXViI

indeed

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:12

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

and now here's a guy in a polo shirt with a flashdance collar

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:16

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

no, rick. just no.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:16

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

quote:

the next big innovation will be at the intersection of hardware and software

bad news for everyone running software with pencils, these geniuses have managed to get it running on hardware

e:

quote:

and there's no unslightly camera bump

pause for laughter

awkward breathy giggle

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:19

a neurotic ai: Mar 22, 2012

Hey look it's the same camera angles and slow rotation that Apple used in its videos.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:20

a neurotic ai: Mar 22, 2012

'no unsightly camera bump'

:f5:

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:20

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

"mobile virtual reality"

cardboard hat with your phone in it, walking around schmuckily

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:21

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

"I like to listen music on YouTube" lol

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:24

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

quote:

(BUT NOT ALLO, GOOGLE)
by Ron Amadeo 12:24

That was SMS. The Assistant also works with other messaging apps, like Whatsapp and Viber.
by Ron Amadeo 12:24

(Next up we're texting by voice, also not new.)
by Ron Amadeo 12:23

(Now he asked for a video and it played it, all stuff you can do today)
by Ron Amadeo 12:23

(I'm pretty sure you can do all of this on your phone now, the interface is just different)
by Ron Amadeo 12:23

hardware is hard.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:25

a neurotic ai: Mar 22, 2012

this is Siri isn't it? I feel like this is the same thing that's already been on phones for ages.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:27

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZB2s3-Q15s

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:27

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

unlimited storage for photos, very nice

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:34

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

The Management posted:

"I like to listen music on YouTube" lol

there are entire radio shows at the local station that are people playing youtubes over the air

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:34

a neurotic ai: Mar 22, 2012

only exciting things are the unlimited storage and that fast charging.

everything else is just boring crap.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:38

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

isn't youtube still one of the main ways them youngins find new music

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:39

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

This is the worst keynote

everything 100% leaked including the lovely price for mediocre incremental hardware upgrades

go gently caress yourself G wheezy sweet

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:41

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

wow, VR. I don't care

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:41

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

unlimited storage has already been a thing for like two years? and it's not at original resolution

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:44

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

lol costs as much as an iphone. there goes the only reason people actually bought nexuses

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:45

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

Endless Mike posted:

lol costs as much as an iphone. there goes the only reason people actually bought nexuses

Carrier-locked to Verizon too, correct?

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:46

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 07:38

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

trilljester posted:

Carrier-locked to Verizon too, correct?

unlocked version available on their website. good luck getting support if it breaks, though.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:51

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