NHL V Expansion: Allegiance, Valor and Emelin

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Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

They're going to go a completely different route with Las Vegas HC.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 17:11

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# ? May 10, 2024 10:27

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Las Vegas Hi-C

Go Ecto Coolers!

# ? Sep 23, 2016 17:22

goldrush: Sep 27, 2005; ~~~No Worries~~~

Las Vegas Walter Egan's Hot Summer Knights

# ? Sep 26, 2016 02:35

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

JUST NAME THEM THE CREATIONS YOU JERK

# ? Sep 26, 2016 02:39

Schremp Howard: Jul 18, 2010; What attitude problem?

The payoff of the delay is going to be even better when they go with something that is blatantly obvious/bland/totally loving sucks.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 02:57

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

Las Vegas Dark Knights, then they get sued by Time Warner/DC and drop the K.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 03:02

Pornographic Memory: Dec 17, 2008

Schremp Howard posted:

The payoff of the delay is going to be even better when they go with something that is blatantly obvious/bland/totally loving sucks.

"Haha! We said it wouldn't be Desert Knights, but it actually was all along!"

# ? Sep 26, 2016 03:10

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Neodoomium posted:

JUST NAME THEM THE CREATIONS YOU JERK

voted 5

# ? Sep 26, 2016 03:14

grack: Jan 10, 2012; COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Las Vegas Flipping Chihuahuas

# ? Sep 26, 2016 04:26

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Schremp Howard posted:

The payoff of the delay is going to be even better when they go with something that is blatantly obvious/bland/totally loving sucks.

Of course it's gong to be this. It was never not going to be this.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 08:48

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

The Las Vegas Legion if you're a Fallout: New Vegas fan

# ? Sep 26, 2016 09:07

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Pornographic Memory posted:

"Haha! We said it wouldn't be Desert Knights, but it actually was all along!"

Actually it was Sand Knights they said it wouldn't be, Desert Knights is very much in play

# ? Sep 26, 2016 14:16

Porrima: Oct 18, 2012; The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

eXXon posted:

Las Vegas Dark Knights, then they get sued by Time Warner/DC and drop the K.

Las Vegas Dar Knights

You could run horrid ads like "Do you have your knightdar on?"

# ? Sep 26, 2016 19:06

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Duke Chin posted:

Of course it's gong to be this. It was never not going to be this.

JAMOKE UPDATE

- Foley has acknowledged the development of a unique sweater material that looks like a steel mesh.
- He's keen on the double-worded "Knights" name, but earlier stated a dislike of "Silver Knights".
- Foley stated that he a vision of an "Excalibur"-like sword being pulled from a rock in an opening ceremony.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 05:27

Schremp Howard: Jul 18, 2010; What attitude problem?

AsInHowe posted:

JAMOKE UPDATE
- Foley stated that he a vision of an "Excalibur"-like sword being pulled from a rock in an opening ceremony.

There is no chance they don't mess this up and it will be glorious. Like 300 guy for the Senators glorious.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 05:42

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

AsInHowe posted:

Foley

who

# ? Sep 29, 2016 05:46

Gunjin: Apr 27, 2004; Om nom nom

Teemu Pokemon posted:

who

A source close to the family.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:31

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

AsInHowe posted:

- Foley stated that he a vision of an "Excalibur"-like sword being pulled from a rock in an opening ceremony.

I know this is a joke, but they should actually do this, but with the sword in the ice.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:36

Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Nail Rat posted:

I know this is a joke, but they should actually do this, but with the sword in the ice.

Pull a sword out of the bloodied corpse of Mark Stone.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:47

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

Neodoomium posted:

JUST NAME THEM THE CREATIONS YOU JERK

I like it. Have their logo be a silhouette of Young Frankenstein in honor of the late Gene Wilder.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:20

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Jovial Cow posted:

I like it. Have their logo be a silhouette of Young Frankenstein in honor of the late Gene Wilder.

Love it - and the goal song can just be:

https://youtu.be/w1FLZPFI3jc

# ? Sep 29, 2016 20:32

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

The Las Vegas BLADES OF STEEL!

# ? Sep 30, 2016 05:48

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Zodijackylite posted:

The Las Vegas BLADES OF STEEL!

The Las Vegas All Fat Guys

# ? Sep 30, 2016 06:16

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Zodijackylite posted:

The Las Vegas BLADES OF STEEL!

With the pass
With the pass
With the pass
With the pass
With the pass

# ? Sep 30, 2016 07:31

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

The Las Vegas Knights We Made Along the Way

# ? Oct 2, 2016 05:27

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

The Las Vegas Knights in Under Armor

# ? Oct 2, 2016 11:54

yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas Knights Who Say "Ni!"

# ? Oct 2, 2016 12:21

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

N: The name is one of "Golden Knights" "Silver Knights" and "Desert Knights", has been chosen, and the logo and colour scheme are being finalized. Announcement delayed to early-mid November

The delays have gone from being funny to annoying to funny again.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:09

DOOMocrat: Oct 2, 2003

Hopefully they stay away from Golden. There's already some desert branding. Silver it is.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:10

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

If they go with gold, then we can always call them the g'nights.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:14

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

I'm about 90% sure that everyone is just going to refer to them as "The Knights" regardless of whatever retarded rear end descriptor they put in front of it

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:18

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Zodijackylite posted:

If they go with gold, then we can always call them the g'nights.

Good night from the golden knights broadcasting team

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:22

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Las Vegas Golden Palace Dot Coms

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:22

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I'm about 90% sure that everyone is just going to refer to them as "The Knights" regardless of whatever retarded rear end descriptor they put in front of it

Las Vegas Retarded rear end Descriptors

Or RADS for short.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:22

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Yaya posted:

N: The name is one of "Golden Knights" "Silver Knights" and "Desert Knights", has been chosen, and the logo and colour scheme are being finalized. Announcement delayed to early-mid November

The delays have gone from being funny to annoying to funny again.

Note that it doesn't say the announcement will be in early-mid November. It says that's when he HOPES the announcement will be.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:24

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

"That's the game, a heartbreaking 3-2 loss, and the Golden Knights are going to hit their golden showers"

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:27

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

If they go with Silver Knights maybe the mascot could be the Silver Surfer with a helmet.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:36

Craptacular!: Jul 9, 2001; Fuck the DH

So the name drama is that there's really no drama and with the exception of a minor detail you already know what the name is.

But this is such a clusterfuck that I sort of expect him to show up saying, "psych, I actually named it Heatwaves. Our outfits have these wavy lines."

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:42

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

Well actually the official Army Black Knights mascot is a mule so i assume the creator is going to appoint a 2017 Ram 1500 Laramie Longhorn Edition for mascot duty

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:44

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# ? May 10, 2024 10:27

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

hifi posted:

Well actually the official Army Black Knights mascot is a mule so i assume the creator is going to appoint a 2017 Ram 1500 Laramie Longhorn Edition for mascot duty

The owner is already a jackass, maybe he can be the mascot

# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:53

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