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gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Man, I'm not even going to click that, but the neckbeard in the preview pic looks like cave fungus.

He's not even the AUG!

drink Dr Pepper actually
Oct 11, 2012

hyperhazard posted:

That reminds me -- anyone have that video of the MLP panel where the creepy fan asks a voice actor something about the "dark side" of the fandom, and she completely shuts him down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AzUv3LXDc

The moderator recoiling as if he were physically slapped by the word gets me every time.

Going back to cons, I actually had a vendor booth at a small one earlier this year. Way fewer awkward people than I expected. However, there was a Deadpool cosplayer that stayed in character while she was at my booth, and started slapping the things she wanted with her toy sword while mumbling jokes through her mask that I couldn't make out.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

drink Dr Pepper actually posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AzUv3LXDc

The moderator recoiling as if he were physically slapped by the word gets me every time.

I just keep watching that over and over again. I love how he then grabs the mic and physically pushes the question-asker away.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

purple death ray posted:

When the girl is dressed up like a nerd character nerds feel a sense of entitlement to her attention/body that is slightly different than the normal entitlement guys feel towards women's attention/bodies

There's a reason lots of girls crossdress in costume at cons, and it isn't always a creepy one! I managed to thoroughly avoid creepers while dressed as a man.

AUG problem: sometimes it is a creepy one.

Like the time I went back to the hotel room early and found two friend-of-a-friends dressed up as male Final Fantasy characters making out and another one taking pictures of them. They were straight. They just wanted to do a yaoi photoset of their favorite pairing! They even tried going on about it like I clearly would be interested. And really, making out isn't a strong enough term. They were just under half naked and on my bed, about as far as you can go without going "Hey, you both have vaginas and tits."

I had regrets about my friend's choice in friends. Do your crossdressing not-porn on your own goddamn bed, I don't care about the lighting! And they were both so into the idea of these characters loving that I absolutely believed that's all there was to it as "doth protest too much" as it sounds.

Two ladies dressed as dudes taking photos of themselves fake banging because they found fictional guys real-banging hot, plus the photographer who was into this as well. :yikes: Freud would have a field day.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

drink Dr Pepper actually posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AzUv3LXDc

The moderator recoiling as if he were physically slapped by the word gets me every time.

Going back to cons, I actually had a vendor booth at a small one earlier this year. Way fewer awkward people than I expected. However, there was a Deadpool cosplayer that stayed in character while she was at my booth, and started slapping the things she wanted with her toy sword while mumbling jokes through her mask that I couldn't make out.

There tends to be a stupid amount of Deadpool cosplayers at any given con, especially after the movie. It's common to see them congregate.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
People see those viral videos of Deadpool cosplayers and think "If I dress up as deadpool I can harass everyone and get away with it!"

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuwMJJQu27c

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!
My favorite weird question was when some idiot asked Stan Lee what he thought about the "rumors" of having Mary Jane be a guy to play around with Peter Parker's sexuality.

Stan Lee could hardly hear as it was and the guy hosting the event didn't even decide to repeat the question to him and instead just said "I have no idea what you are talking about, I don't think anyone else here does either and I won't repeat the question. Next."

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Someone post the picture of Chloe moretz eating at the mall where everyone is staring at the photographer like he's insane

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Arcsquad12 posted:

Someone post the picture of Chloe moretz eating at the mall where everyone is staring at the photographer like he's insane

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


You can't tell that he forgot to turn off his flash. I hate that picture. Makes me so embarrassed by proxy.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I am not saying the "are you autistic" video is not AUG because the silence afterwards is super cringey but I always assumed that kid had autism himself and was hoping one of his heroes was like him :shobon:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Midnight Voyager posted:

Two ladies dressed as dudes taking photos of themselves fake banging because they found fictional guys real-banging hot, plus the photographer who was into this as well. :yikes: Freud would have a field day.

The poster-children for penis envy.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

diarmuidqq posted:

I didn't know I could regret something so much :stonk:

Dying of AIDS is so hot... yeah!.... oh.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!



Fuckin lol

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

KiteAuraan posted:

I actually had that job once at a con 18+ cosplay cafe thing. It was fun.

STORYTIME! NOW! *WAP*
:justpost:

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


ExecuDork posted:

STORYTIME! NOW! *WAP*
:justpost:

It was, for lack of a better term, weird. It was Smash Bros. themed, with like, sexy Links and poo poo. All women. The person who ran it was sort of weird BDSM and did a lot of yelling and made people call her mistress and poo poo. One dude, a loud, rather drunk idiot decided to act up, so like, he had to strip to his underwear or some poo poo. No one got grabby or anything, it was just this weird realm of nerd awkwardness.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

I'm digging that PaRappa the Rapper on the right.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
There was a discussion in another thread about how men just have to wear a good looking suit, while women don't have much in the way of high fashion choices for politics, and that reminded me of an old AUG image.

It was some greasey nerd with a pony tail and big rear end boots, but he was wearing something that looked like a frocked coat with a mandarin collar that looked like something Ming the Merciless would wear. The image had a caption like "This is what I think mens fashion should look like, but the French revolution hosed it up, so I went to hong kong to get a proper outfit made". I had to laugh at that because if you look at mens suit jackets, you can clearly see how they evolved from Hussar Coats, which evolved from the frocked coats of the 18th century, which came from the tunics of the 17th, which go back to the doublets and so on. Seriously, if you look at them all in a row, you can clearly see the evolution.

I never had any idea what that guy was talking about, and laughed because, like most nerds, they think "class" is 100% what you're wearing, not your appearance, or grooming or even how you're wearing it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I remember that guy. It looked like a long coat version of a cheongsam and was just terrible.

And he had more than one made.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Didn't he have a worm face and lovely blue hair?
That guy was a walking bucket of bad decisions.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Gorilla Salad posted:

I remember that guy. It looked like a long coat version of a cheongsam and was just terrible.

And he had more than one made.

Wasn't it also made with some lovely fabric that looked like it'd be more at home on a gaudy sofa?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Someone just post a goddamm picture so I can be relieved that my mental image of this worm faced Chinese flower print blouse man is worse than the reality.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Yay, thank you.

Thin Privilege posted:

Was this the woman voice actor who admitted to jacking off to or enjoying MLP porn? Cause there was one iirc.
:stare:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

poo poo, post the whole awkward moments video, it's solid gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Blind Sally posted:

poo poo, post the whole awkward moments video, it's solid gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I

Too embarrassing to watch wow.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Panfilo posted:

Someone just post a goddamm picture so I can be relieved that my mental image of this worm faced Chinese flower print blouse man is worse than the reality.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Toast Museum posted:

Wasn't it also made with some lovely fabric that looked like it'd be more at home on a gaudy sofa?

That's what I remember. Off to google I go.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
poo poo, I remember that guy. Wasn't it somebody that some goon actually knew?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Dude was wearing drapes. I can't find it, but I'm sure someone else had it and once it's posted everyone curious will go "Ohhhhhh, that guy." He's been posted a thousand times in every AUG thread to date. But seriously, the outfit does look like an M&M factory exploded onto a Chinatown knock off kimono, and then this dude decided to toss some waders on over it.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Ugh it's bugging me too and I can't find it so here is my memory of the guy that I drew in a hasty manner.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
That's pretty close, I'm pretty sure his hair was dyed and the actual clothes were some kind of bright red or pink though.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The coat was red and the hair was blue with an undercut, as I recall.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Found it:

Originally posted by Dienes

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's even worse than I remembered!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Found it:

Originally posted by Dienes

Marilyn Manson really let himself go.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Rondette posted:

Ugh it's bugging me too and I can't find it so here is my memory of the guy that I drew in a hasty manner.



This is a great pic even though it pales in comparison in cringe factor compared to the real thing. Fact trumps over fiction

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I found his DeviantArt.

http://metalartisan.deviantart.com









I get heavy Romero Rose vibes off him.

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

In every picture he has the facial expression of the shithead kid in a YA book getting his comeuppance.

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